HAIR (1979) RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS
Summary: Relationship headcanons for Jeanie and Woof because i love them and there isn't enough fics for Hair in general, i'm thinking about making those hcs for the rest of the tribe too.
Disclaimer: This is based on the movie hair, not the musical. I haven't seen the musical yet. That, and im rusty in writing, be gentle
~☆ Woof lives up to his name, that becomes clear after a while of knowing him. He would lay in your lap practically begging for head scratches, and when he gets them? You’re not getting rid of him anytime soon.
~☆ He’s not at all afraid of showing his affection in public, he’s an open man. He kisses you and hugs you when he wants and he doesn’t care who’s watching. Maybe it has to do with the fact that he just can’t keep his hands off you.
~☆ He’s surprisingly a decent cook. If you guys actually would live together, he’d try to be all romantic, make you breakfast in bed, arrange dinner nights. And what he cooks is actually pretty good.
~☆ He’s an unserious motherfucker. Your relationship wouldn’t be all proper and serious, for sure. He teases you constantly, taking every chance he can get to bicker and poke fun. That could sometimes lead to comments that are a little bit insensitive, but he truly means well, he just has a bad habit of saying things before he can think them over.
~☆ Woof would absolutely show you off. You get together? The tribe would know immediately. Of course they do, because why would Woof not tell them? He thinks you’re the prettiest and most amazing person in the world, he has every right to brag.
~☆ Jeanie is quick to fall in love, so she falls first, and falls hard. And she wouldn’t be subtle about it either. If she has feelings towards someone, she will express it, what’s the point in hiding it?
~☆ She is very affectionate, almost absent mindedly so. Her hand is going to be in your hair, on your back, just comfortingly touching you.
~☆ She constantly tells you she loves you, like it’s a comma in a sentence.
~☆ She is a romantic. She’d love to have all the cheesy cliché dates with you. Watching stars with you, going to the cinema to watch the cheesiest, dumbest romantic comedy, all that jazz.
~☆ She’d like to settle down, eventually, maybe even get married if it’s possible. She’s one of the most stable people in the tribe, in that way.
~☆ She isn’t very jealous, i mean, she was in a polycule, what did you expect? She knows you love her, so why be jealous?
~☆ She tends to forget little details about you. If you haven’t mentioned something you like enough, it will slip her mind. It’s not that she doesn’t care, she’s just an airhead a little bit, but a lovable one.