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About me:

I'm May | 22 | She/Her | Sometimes Draw for fun | Obsessed with Levi Ackerman

tb0ymutt

i have such a oral fixation i think about sucking cock all the time

levichry

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Barista!Levi Headcanons

Levi works at a tiny indie coffee shop downtown, and honestly? He’s the worst at customer service — but everyone keeps coming back anyway, because his drinks are the best.

✿ What idiot came up with the idea of writing names on cups? Levi thought so, so instead he just shouts the customer's name, frowning as they take their drink.

✿ Ask for anything complicated like a frappuccino or a pumpkin spice latte, and you’ll get a flat “We don’t do that here. If you want this nonsense, then go to the cafe across the street, it's not my specialty.”

As you can see, he is not a fan of these confusing drinks, he thinks that only espresso is coffee, and the rest is complete nonsense.

✿ Grammar errors in your order? Prepare to be publicly shamed. “‘Expresso’ isn’t a thing. That’s not a drink. That’s your IQ dropping.” They never returned.

✿ The café is spotless—immaculately so. No matter how many surprise inspections came his way, everything was always in pristine condition. You’d never catch a single smudge on the cups or plates; he meticulously polishes each one by hand. It’s more than just a habit—it’s a ritual.

✿ But here’s a secret: on the cups of people he actually likes, he doodles tiny cats or flowers when no one’s watching. Denies it every time. One morning, you get your usual and there’s a little cat yawning with three Z’s floating above it.

“You looked tired,” he mutters, not meeting your eyes. “Thought it matched.”

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deloreees

When I say height doesn’t matter the rule only applies to this motherfucker

#EVERY time i meet someone his height i ask them to stand next to me #just so i can imagine how it would be if levi were to stand next to me #for ME in MY pov there's not much of a difference honestly #but if i see pictured i am almost a whole head taller than him

levitonin

Me : never degrade yourself for a man

Also me :

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Me collecting his precious booty water

zoozvie

If I were in a relationship with Levi (uh wow), and he sat me down and said he had to tell me something that could change things between us forever.... that he’s sorry about it, but he’s really, really not interested in sex, and doesn’t find the appeal, and what did someone call it? he’s asexual?

I’d the happiest goddamn motherfucker in the world.

And then we’d both breathe a sigh of relief that we wouldn’t have to make ourselves perform to make our lover happy.