Niggas scared to eat pussy like it bite backs or somethin..
Friend: Yo bro whats with these girls making these weird ultimatums
Me: weird ultimatums such as?
Friend: Like these chicks want you to eat their pussy in order for them to suck dick. like fuck out of here with that weird shit.
Me: i think that sounds like a pretty reasonable agreement..
Friend: Ew bro you would actually put your mouth on that??
Me: i feel like if your willing to french kiss a girl, then eating pussy isn’t that much worse
Friend: yea but the pussy is where girls piss and bleed
Me: you piss out your dick and you want girls to suck that?
Me: Plus i feel like a mouth has a chance of having more if not the same amount of germs that a vagina can have
Friend: Yea but a vagina has alot more going on with it.. like have you ever just really looked at one
Me: yes plenty of times. some just look like peaches in my opinion
Friend: Yea but i can’t get pass the idea off lips and taste..
Me: i have seen you destroy containers of barely cooked oysters and you’re gonna sit here and complain to me about what you won’t put in your mouth
Friend: Bro those are two different things
Me: You’re right, one can actually be clean and taste good depending on the hygiene, while the other is just gunk sliding down your throat.
Friend: My point is that it’s normal for a girl to suck dick. That’s how it goes
Me: Like the more you talk, the more i realize why you’re single
Me: Just because getting your dick sucked is normal to you, doesn’t mean eating pussy isn’t
Me: And the fact that you think that a girl wanting you todo the same thing that she’s willing todo to you is a ultimatum, really shows how shallow you are
Friend: Listen i tried to eat it before but i just couldn’t get myself to do it
Friend: Like the most i can do is finger a girl and like lick my fingers off
Friend: the most i can do… is lick my fingers off…
Friend: like its really not, there’s all this extra stuff you gotta do like-
Friend imitates what he thinks eating pussy looks like:
Me: Don’t you ever, eeevvveerr assault any girls vagina like that
Me: Ima just go home now, i have no energy left after this….
If you think that eating pussy is weird or gross then fine. That’s your choice and decision. No one hates you. But don’t expect any girl to just suck your dick in return because “it’s normal for a girl to suck dick”
That is not a standard that must apply to all women. if she wants to then cool, i know i love to get it. But im not going to force or assume that its something that she must do in order to please me. Just like some people don’t like eating pussy, some girls don’t like sucking dick nor are either required to.
