Niggas scared to eat pussy like it bite backs or somethin..
       -Over My Friends House-
Friend: Yo bro whats with these girls making these weird ultimatumsÂ
Me: weird ultimatums such as?
Friend: Like these chicks want you to eat their pussy in order for them to suck dick. like fuck out of here with that weird shit.
Me: i think that sounds like a pretty reasonable agreement..
Friend: Ew bro you would actually put your mouth on that??
Me: i feel like if your willing to french kiss a girl, then eating pussy isnât that much worse
Friend:Â yea but the pussy is where girls piss and bleed
Me: you piss out your dick and you want girls to suck that?
Me:Â Plus i feel like a mouth has a chance of having more if not the same amount of germs that a vagina can have
Friend: Yea but a vagina has alot more going on with it.. like have you ever just really looked at one
Me: yes plenty of times. some just look like peaches in my opinion
Friend: Yea but i canât get pass the idea off lips and taste..
Me: i have seen you destroy containers of barely cooked oysters and youâre gonna sit here and complain to me about what you wonât put in your mouthÂ
Friend: Bro those are two different things
Me: Youâre right, one can actually be clean and taste good depending on the hygiene, while the other is just gunk sliding down your throat.
Friend: My point is that itâs normal for a girl to suck dick. Thatâs how it goes
Me: Like the more you talk, the more i realize why youâre single
Me: Just because getting your dick sucked is normal to you, doesnât mean eating pussy isnâtÂ
Me: And the fact that you think that a girl wanting you todo the same thing that sheâs willing todo to you is a ultimatum, really shows how shallow you areÂ
Friend: Listen i tried to eat it before but i just couldnât get myself to do it
Friend: Like the most i can do is finger a girl and like lick my fingers off
Friend: the most i can do⊠is lick my fingers offâŠ
Friend: like its really not, thereâs all this extra stuff you gotta do like-
Friend imitates what he thinks eating pussy looks like:
Me: Donât you ever, eeevvveerr assault any girls vagina like that
Me: Ima just go home now, i have no energy left after thisâŠ.
If you think that eating pussy is weird or gross then fine. Thatâs your choice and decision. No one hates you. But donât expect any girl to just suck your dick in return because âitâs normal for a girl to suck dickâ
That is not a standard that must apply to all women. if she wants to then cool, i know i love to get it. But im not going to force or assume that its something that she must do in order to please me. Just like some people donât like eating pussy, some girls donât like sucking dick nor are either required to.
