that bar is called heaven

i am agender man late 20s, tme, white, he or something else

[archivedzaanka]

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[hagiharatakuya]

萩原 卓哉／Hagihara Takuya

Archive

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[s0bk]

sibling yapping

[angelicguy]

"ive never been in a fight" cmon dude. not even with a big evil puppet?

[crimewave420]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

[louceph]

smirking bastard with grievous grin

[steelydanyaoi]

nothing straight abt this stuff jesus christ

[autosadist]

everyone's so desperate for theyfab to be a slur that they won't call themselves cuntboys with me. it makes them uncomfortable, they explain, or its connotations are too sexual,

[autosadist]

come play cuntboy with me or whatever

[autosadist]

hello little transmasc..."femboy" is not for you, but i have an alternative to propose - oh? "cuntboy" makes you uncomfortable? it's a word primarily used to objectify and put down people like you? it would really suck if there were other words like that, maybe words you like calling yourself that are primarily used to objectify and put down a different group of people,

[sunshinetomorrow]

standard human genitalia is now banned, you must choose a new option. choose wisely.

null - tiny urethra hole that isn't visible to the naked eye, but otherwise its just flat. you can still stimulate it with rubbing or vibration, but nothing's there visually.

hyper penis - its a penis but big. at least 2 feet long but you can choose the exact size. you're a master of hiding it and can wear any clothes with it functionally acting like normal genitals, but whenever you have it out its hyper.

keypad - its like a keypad like you'd find on an old phone or calculator. each digit 0-9 feels like the equivalent of a different erogenous area on/in more standard genitals, and you can do crazy combos to get specific sensations. but it may be a hard sell to strangers.

tentabulge - prehensile tentacle dick with hole underneath. kinda like if a clit was a tentacle in terms of anatomy? but you can move it around and penetrate with it or be penetrated by others. also it retracts when not in use. you can pick what color it is.

the zooble - any sex toy you can purchase can be screwed in like a strap-on and becomes your functioning genitalia. the material does not change (silicon dildo is still silicon) but you can feel it when it is attached like its your actual dick

cloaca - its a cloaca. you get it

what are you picking

null

hyper penis

keypad

tentabulge

the zooble

cloaca

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[catgirltitties]

ok so write that down

[anti-parent]

did you know that if people disagree with me on the internet it's because they literally can't read. yep. it's because of a functional disability caused by deep structural issues disproportionately affecting poor/racialized people. no no i'm just bringing it up to make fun of it. in a leftist way btw

[anti-parent]

did you know that if people disagree with me on the internet it's because they're literally brain damaged from lead poisoning or COVID-19 infections. yep-

[anti-parent]

some of y'all act like the bad part about saying the r-slur is the word itself and not literally everything else it implies & entails

[pjackk]

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

[pjackk]

Nobodys busting hard no more

[dogpuppy]

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

[cottoncandylesbo]

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

[mattibee]

*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs

[suburb-e]

Katt, Oda Iselin Sønderland (2020)

[lycosouris]

Siblings