who's gonna stop me, god?

val // 26// previously tegansdyingtoknow, saraswhiteknuckles, sarasredbelt, shingekinowinchester and like 3000 other names // MD -> VT -> NY -> IL

[aromanticduck]

There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).

[aromanticduck]

The opposite of this is a 'coke and mentos' dynamic, where the two people are generally chill and likeable but being around each other makes them both wild and chaotic.

[aromanticduck]

Here's the breakdown:

[relaxxattack]

[catchymemes]

[deathblacksmoke]

daily fave nick 🤍 ft. his bestie

because they’re sweeties and i love them

[everythingfox]

Turning white kitties into orange kitties

[white-pilled]

music to wear jeans to

[zmpl]

i’m not posting the actual tiktok because it involves another patient being recorded without their knowledge and clearly not doing okay but y’all we were so close to mental illness being destigmatized. we were so close but now the general public sees mental illness as two separate groups - the quirky relatable depression and anxiety, and the weird cringy scary schizo-spectrum disorders, ocd, personality disorders, and so on. #mentalhealthmatters as long as it’s not one of those weird scary illnesses

[black-sasuke]

These people acting like nt ppl don't think killing urself and self harm is "just as crazy" the lack of empathy is insane

[mundaneamerica]

Mundane America. Broken pole with rope and an American Flag. Cincinnati, Ohio.

[gaslampsglow]

Wait.  Wait.

Wait.

I know that telephone pole.

I know that telephone pole intimately because I’m the one who broke it.

Thats the pole next to Sycamore Jr. High, in between the jr high school and Pipkins, where I had my second car accident.  A woman t-boned my car and drove me into that pole in 2008 and it took them years to actually take it down.

That black metal pole you see just beyond the broken phone pole is a “Now Leaving/Welcome To Blue Ash, Ohio” sign, visible at 5520 Cooper Road on google maps.

(the flag is there, btw, because its the starting point for the Blue Ash/Montgomery July 4th parade.)

[nehirose]

The internet is so staggeringly immense that I can’t help but be disproportionately delighted when things like this happen.

[neenarchive]

adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy

[ayeforscotland]

There is no way in hell I'm clicking that link hahaha

[melonbride]

let the virus into your heart

[darael]

Hang on, I'm gonna pull it up in a sandbox and find out what flavour of malware it is, brb

[kleptomatic]

so what flavor was it?

[darael]

Right, I forgot to report back

It was the funniest kind possible in this context: genuinely a PDF of someone's spiritual book. Malware for the mind.

Specifically, it's a book by a convicted murderer and cult leader named Rampal who leads a sect of the Kabir Panth denomination of the Sant Mat religion, which is itself a sort of highly-heterodox offshoot of Hinduism.

[fishiest-fish]

I would prefer normal malware tbh

[rslashrats]

christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene

[rslashrats]

christian rock band making a song: i dedicate this one to you jesus

unwell 12 year old girl who is a couple years away from having a gender crisis: this is so naruto and sasuke

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through

[loubetcha]

[bug-kisser]

If I had mandibles I'd clack them together like tongs all the time

[ducksarebloodthirstylittlebeasts]

I mean that about sums it up

[that-house]

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

[that-house]

please i've already hurt so much

[cellobuster]

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

[dyke-pollinator]

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

[actuallyallergic]

#billions of humans have thought this same thing over the course of the species’ history #and they were right