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Me, drinking my morning orange juice: Anyone else slap the Overlord to death? Anyone else slap the physical embodiment of a god that rules over the tree labyrinth that towers over their town, to death? Anyone? No. Just me? Okay. Cool.

Hey Sacha, got a new formula for you! U=QTπ

Hmm... Oh! Ohhhh! Oh ho-ho-ho!! Kenneth agrees 😳😊😳😊😊😊

Do you think vampires are real?

No, that's silly.

🤔 I dunno, the Overlord seems better at that sort of thing than whoever made... this. At least all of his were functional. Even if he made one this bad when starting out, he doesn't seem the sort to let his mistakes stick around. At least it seems friendly though, right?

I dunno, Scylla was aquatic but had a human too half. I think the Overlord is just playing god with whatever. But yeah, at least it's friendly. 😬 It has however, fallen asleep with it's big ass fish head in my lap.

Hmmm. Maybe it used to be a fossil and some careless scientist put it back together wrong and then revived it?

Oh my gosh, be real anon. You can't just... Revive fossils!!! That's not very scientific. Someone careless definitely put it together though.

The Overlord maybe?

Where did it come from??????

I don't know!!! There was a knock at the door, and it stumbled in when I answered!! The neighbors didn't see anything!! And it doesn't seem like a labyrinth monster, they're put together much better...

Oh god, it's tracking water everywhere!!! And it ate several of Relic's house plants! Which, I'm not too heart broken about because they were plants from the labyrinth and I'm sure they were gonna try and kill us when they got big enough... Kenneth tried petting it though and whatever the hell it is was receptive???

I don't understand how it's built? The main body seems very similar to a large reptilian tail? I can't image it has much in the way of internal organs... And very small lung capacity for the sheer muscle it's packing. All the internals must be stored in the head, I think?? And the head seems to be built for the ocean, but the body for land?? Like, the scales on its body and head are different shapes, for different functions. But I can't image it swimming with those feet, no matter how powerful they are... They just aren't made for swimming? And the flat section it's torso is very disconcerting!! It looks like something was sliced off?? Who hurt this thing??

Is... is it okay? It doesn't look okay...

I don't know??? 😭😭😭 it's some sort of lizard fish pug?? It keeps dunking it's head in the tank we keep the Starmie in (when it's not living with the second gen venomflies in their house) and taking deep breaths and getting water everywhere, but otherwise it seems to have breathing issues??? And it keeps running into the walls?? I think it's happy though??? I think?? 😭😭😭 I'm so upset. Kenneth is shielding me from it in the corner and telling me it'll be okay. It's up right so it must be fine, right???

What the fuck is this?

It was just delivered to Kenneth and I?? The poor thing can barely breath, and it doesn't look right?? But it's very affectionate?? And big??? Tater Tot and it are playing with each other?? 😭😭😭 It doesn't make sense though!!!

Just try harder. When death shows up just be like, no thanks. On a somewhat related note, how old is Milosh?

Uhh, I don't think I can do that?? And why are you asking me about my neighbor?? That's a rude question!! As Kenneth has now pointed out to me.

So you don't have any future aspirations? No ideas what you'd wanna do after conquering Yggdrasil?

Idk man, there's a lot to conquer here. I wanna take it one step at a time. Besides, based on your metric, when I'm an adult over a hundred I'll be dead.

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What do you wanna be when you grow up? And don't say you're already grown up, cuz anyone under 100 is basically still a baby.

Uhhh, @armoroadpasaran is this you? Because I am certainly an Adult, and living my best life as it is.

armoroadpasaran

╮( ˘ ､ ˘ )╭ Psh. If dat were true, I wood be a baby for like. Forever. But we all know I am not a baby. I am a big pasaran.

[“I think it depends on species. You’re definitely a baby though.”]

(￣～￣) Am not. …Wait. If yoo did not say it. An I did not say it… Who is saying we are all babies?

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Hmm... How old are you Pasaran? When does your species mature? Do you mature faster in your natural habitat in space? Is there a Pasaran/Yggdrasil homeworld or are you a nomadic species? I know we joke you're baby, and that πper is your babysitter, but is that a normal set up for your species? To have an autonomous care taker and companion? What about

hey this is kenneth. i took the keyboard away from sacha, he's in science man mode and i thought he might be asking some rude questions. stay cute dude.

What do you wanna be when you grow up? And don't say you're already grown up, cuz anyone under 100 is basically still a baby.

Uhhh, @armoroadpasaran is this you? Because I am certainly an Adult, and living my best life as it is.

So like, hypothetically... you could have matching scarves.

Yes, in theory.

Does Tater Tot let you put things on him? Like scarfs or hats or stuff like that?

Sometimes, if it's something he likes! He has distinguished tastes!

What if u and Kenneth... outfit swap?

Hmm... I think I'd feel cute, but would miss the security of my scarf.

Hey, Sacha, do you have multiple outfits? Do any of you have multiple outfits?

Yeah! I think we all do... Though I never see us wear anything else... Not lately at least. Hmm... 🤔🤔🤔

:D So it looks okay? (I have been pondering why Relic's chest looks like that even though they are a male sim because Sims still doesn't have a nonbinary option. Maybe they're too skinny or maybe it's the dress??? I just don't know)

We look great!!! 😄😄😄 Relic says it's fine!

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