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HOW LIKELY THE SIGNS ARE TO SECRETLY BE 12,000,000 BEES IN A TRENCH COAT

Aries: 90% this explains your anger

Taurus: 0% you are too lazy to be a bee

Gemini: like 3%

Cancer: There's a 50% chance

Leo: 2% you are only a Queen Bee

Virgo: 99% u sketchy weirdo

Libra: 20% nah

Scorpio: 12000000%

Sagittarius: 75% almost there

Capricorn: 100% you are the bees knees

Aquarius: 1000% yes get away now

Pisces: -1% not really

Signs as Bitch squads

Looks like a bad bitch but is a softy: Leo, Pisces, Sagittarius, Libra

Looks like a softy but is a bad bitch: Aquarius, Gemini, Taurus, Cancer

Looks like a bad bitch is a bad bitch: Virgo, Scorpio, Aries, Capricorn

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The Signs as New Color Combos

Aries: Abyss Sanguine Metals Taurus: Watermelon Cottoncandy Carrot Gemini: Radioactive Abyss Abyss Cancer: Overcast Gloom Gloom Leo: Flaxen Eggplant Tarnish Virgo: White Wine Hunter Libra: Honey Peach Blush Scorpio: Cream Cream Cream Sagittarius: Camo Peacock Brick Capricorn: Ginger Dirt Latte Aquarius: Antique Copper Tarnish Pisces: Moon Moon Orca

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This is so funny

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I’ve been dragged

the signs as force awakens characters

Aries: General Hux

Taurus: Chewbacca

Gemini: Poe Dameron

Cancer: Kylo Ren

Leo: Leia Organa

Virgo: Captain Phasma

Libra: Finn

Scorpio: Han Solo

Sagittarius: Maz Kanata

Capricorn: Rey

Aquarius: BB-8

Pisces: Luke Skywalker

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(x) Pokemon Zodiac, it took a lot of time but is finally finished.

The Signs as tumblr Stereotypes

Aries: Bot Taurus: Weaboo Gemini: Homestuck Cancer: Social Justice Warrior Leo: Memes Virgo: Aesthetic Blog Libra: Zodiac Blog Scorpio: Porn Blog Sagittarius: Shitposter Capricorn: Superwholock Aquarius: Businesses trying to look “hip” Pisces: Vegan

#zodiac #tumblr #stereotypes

The Signs as GW2 Characters

Aries: Scarlet Taurus: Tybalt Gemini: Logan Cancer: Trahearne Leo: Braham Virgo: Marjory Libra: Eir Scorpio: Lord Faren Sagittarius: Rytlock Capricorn: Taimi Aquarius: Evon Gnashblade Pisces: Kasmeer

#gw2 #zodiac

THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES

Stop Sign: Strict

Speed Limit Sign: Cautious

One Way Sign: Stubborn

Yield Sign: Shy

Keep Out Sign: Secretive

The Signs as shit that pisses me off in the Maguuma

Aries: Waypoints are always contested

Taurus: Finding Noxious Pods

Gemini: Salvaging Reclaimed weapon skins

Cancer: No one ever does the Chak Gerent meta

Capricorn: Pocket Raptors

Leo: No one ever uses CC to break bars on Wyverns

Virgo: Chak Weapon Skins

Libra: Remembering having all my 500+ chest keys/crowbars/machetes on my other alt

Scorpio: The Auric Basin Balthazar Hero Point

Sagittarius: Dragon Stand

Aquarius: People on mapchat during Auric Basin meta

Pisces: When your glider does The Thing and decides to just not work

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Well???

#nsfw #nsfl

the signs according to my 5 year old sister

since I see these all the time

Aries: like anger from inside out

Taurus: I don't know that one

Gemini: they walk around and they sleep and they talk a lot

Cancer: they do nothing

Leo: Leo's have work to do and they like mirrors

Virgo: they're nice

Libra: sleepy heads

Scorpio: they like christmas

Sagittarius: I forgot

Capricorn: smart and boring and I like them

Aquarius: that's you and they like being on their phones like you

Pisces: that's me and they cry 1 trillion and they love their family. they like animals and cows and they're pretty. and they're smart and the coolest.

the signs as shit my grandparents say

aries:(angrily) poop!! poop!!

taurus: the dog doesnt need a butthole medallion

gemni: i must repent to the chicken gods

cancer: i love this song b/c i have no clue what hes saying

leo: *chokes on food and farts at the same time*

virgo: holy shit!! shit!! shitdamn!!

libra: the gays are infiltrating the school system!!

scorpio: and boy, i would used that masking tape LIBERALLY

saggittarius: oh my!! its like cuttin hot butter, oH MY

capricorn: and then we were stuck with all this MEAT

aquarius: do NOT make fun of his ugly butthole

pisces: what is a 'meme'?????

HOW MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE IS YOUR SIGN?

Aries: 70%

Taurus: Lowkey 80%

Gemini: 0% SURPRISE

Cancer: Either 1% or 100%. There is no in between

Leo: 65%

Virgo: 64%

Libra: 98292%

Scorpio: 1%

Sagittarius: 100%

Capricorn: 101%

Aquarius: 80%

Pisces: -400%

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The signs as cute animals

Aries: puppy Taurus: sloth Gemini: you Cancer: hummingbird Leo: bumblebee Virgo: owl Libra: death eater Scorpio: kitten Sagittarius: oompa loompa Capricorn: goat Aquarius: totoro Pisces: fish penis