Why, yes, that is a top hat. Also, you're going to lose all your hair by the time you're thirty. Your wife will deny that it makes her love you less, but you know the truth by the way she avoids looking higher than your nose. Your children will buy you toupees each Christmas, and you'll wear them for the sake of keeping a fragile peace in the household even though it breaks your heart. Have a nice day!
--brought to you by the Bad News Bear













