SadCarl

I'm mad at my father and my wife Rebecca is a bitch. This blog is showing all of you what she does to me daily.

[help-mywife]

help; my wife won’t stop pointing at people holding hands and saying “need me a freak like that” even though we are already holding hands

[neither]

like my stupid whore wife used to say before she went missing;

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Still day 2

Rebecca gave me a blow job today for the first time in a year. She's so evil, I'm pretty sure she sucked my soul out of my body through my dick. I saw Satan in her eyes when she made eye contact.

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I just saw a 50 year old guy in a wife beater trying to do tricks on a children's bike in a car wash parking lot. It reminded me of how depressing my own life is. I feel for you, man.

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Day 2

Rebecca is putting me on a no carb diet, she says I'm starting to look like Rosey O'donnell. Advice to anyone out there in a situation like me, I find yelling at inanimate objects to be a decent stress reliever.

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Day 1

Rebecca dumped my spaghettio's down the sink again. She said they were expired but I know that shit was good for another week.

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