Bojack horseman incorrect quotes

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IM TIRED OF EVERYTHING I DO BEING SOME TWISTED HUMILIATION RITUAL!!!! IM TIRED OF PEOPLE HURTING MY FEELINGS!!!!!!! IM TIRED OF NEVER LEAVING MY HOUSE WITHOUT BEING BRACED FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!

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‘Tuca and Bertie’ Is Back! Adult Swim Picks Up Season 2 of Lisa Hanawalt’s Acclaimed Animated Series

After being canceled by Netflix in 2019, Adult Swim has ordered a 10-episode second season — with an option for more.

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Diane: Good morning, cruel world.

Bojack: Don’t you mean goodbye?

Diane: No, I meant good morning. This world may be cruel but I’m still kicking.

[sonatacunt-deactivated20211212]

the fact that we never got to see erica is a crime in and of itself

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Honestly i was waiting for PB to end up with erica in the end

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but the fact that Gina Cazador didn’t appear once this season was a crime

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Can I be real with you guys for a second

I’m really sad that Bojack is over.  Especially with the way it ended: Bojack and Diane sitting on the roof, knowing this is probably going to be their last conversation ever.  Just sitting together, because they don’t have anything left to talk about but they don’t want it to be over yet.  

I don’t want it to be over yet.

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Bojack: Diane, don't take this the wrong way. Are you gonna take this the wrong way?

Diane: It's hard to tell so far.

Bojack: You use your brain too much.

Diane: I'm sorry, are you advocating that I use it less?

Bojack: Sometimes the smartest people don't think at all.

Diane: You just came up with that.

Bojack: As I was saying it.

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No one loves free stuff more than rich people.

Diane, shaking her head

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Bojack: Look, I know we don't talk about our emotions, but I don't care anymore. I'm just going to lay it out there. My feelings are hurt. There, I said it. They're hurt because you guys are systematically excluding me. Being excluded is extra hard for me because I see all the other places I don't fit in, and we're friends. I really want us to be in this together.

Diane: What a gasbag.Your feelings aren't hurt. Your ego is bruised.

Princess Carolyn: The reason we exclude you sometimes is because you're a drag. You always have to be the special one.

Diane: Even now, this is all about how you feel things more deeply than everyone else. Look, we love you. We just need a break from you once in a while.

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Maude: It’s unhealthy to eat after 7 pm.

Todd, eating cake at 3am: Well, fortunately time is an illusion.

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WHOEVER DREW DIANE THIS SEASON I OWE YOU MY LIFE

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Diane: Bojack, this is my ex-boyfriend, Guy.

Guy: Would you stop telling people that?

Guy [to Bojack]: We're married.

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Diane: I love Elefante! Their breadsticks are like crack.

Bojack: I love when people say "like crack" who have obviously never done crack.

Diane: Well the breadsticks are like what then, Bojack? What can I use?

Bojack: I don't know, something from your world. "The breadsticks are like scrapbooking."

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Bojack: I ruined everything - because that's what I do. I ruin things. So that's what happened.

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Pickles: Love protects you. Mister is like a blankie, a suit of armor, or a bullet proof vest.

Diane: Honey. Just because Mr Peanutbutter OWNS all those things doesn't mean he IS all those things.

[xwiredearbuds2014x]

I’m watching Season 6 and I just noticed the heartbreaking parallel between the scene of Sarah Lynn’s death (“You don’t know WHERE she got the heroin from”) and the first time she ever drank (“You don’t know WHERE she got the alcohol from”) in both scenes, Bojack is involved. And everyone knows it’s his fault. But they aren’t going to punish him because he’s a celebrity and they just don’t care enough about Sarah Lynn. He’s (indirectly) been hurting her from the very beginning and has effectively become the same person to her that his parents were to him because he refused to work on his own issues. I think this is also where his obsession with needing other people to hold him accountable comes from. He’s used to getting away with everything and doesn’t know how to hold himself accountable for hurting other people

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“also, in my version, she’s gay.”

“my husband will leave me.”

“um, what are you doing?” “i’m updating my asexual dating profile with some fresh pics.”

bojack horseman said lgbtq rights!!