Drink to get drunk

Sadie. 21. Junior. Alpha Sigma Tau. English Major.

[ryderhah-deactivated20140112]

I decided to go for a run today. Got to the end of the walkway, decided I wanted cinnamon rolls. Walked back. Best. Idea. Ever.

[sadieforman]

Always go for the cinnamon rolls. Always.

[krysandfin]

[cool-idont-giveafuck]

[fmlchristopher-deactivated20140]

Fashion’s stupid, I swear to god. You’re not? Well find me some fashion major for me to get mad at.

[sadieforman]

Just walk into the sorority house. I'm sure you'll find someone to have a good argument about fashion with.

[akachristiann]

Where are all of our pledges? I’m in the mood for pizza or something and things always taste better when other people are forced to get them for you.

[sadieforman]

Once I sent them on a beer run and like half of them got arrested. Good times.

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[fmlchristopher-deactivated20140]

Fuck it, people can wear whatever they want to. But y’know, there’s this really cool reason people wear clothes, and it’s so nobody has to see you naked if they don’t want to.

[sadieforman]

I suppose. I thought it was because fashion and shit but that works too. I'm an English major not a designer. 

[seegar]

You’re the kind of girl I would take home to meet my parents.

[sadieforman]

Hell, if all I have to do is eat popcorn and watch tv to be a winner I should have people breaking down my door to get at me.

[ffsfrankie-deactivated20140118]

Nice to meet you, Sadie.

[sadieforman]

You too Nelly. Are you having fun as a pledge?

[seegar]

They’re all super attractive and exotic. The acting is super intense too— the scene when Juan walked in on Maria and her brother nearly had me tears. He had been cheating on her for years but it finally hit him that he had nobody to fall back on now. He’s a total douche but really he’s so lonely and broken on the inside from the neglect his parents gave him.

[sadieforman]

Wow, that actually does sound super entertaining. Now I wanna watch it! We should make some popcorn and just have a Hispanic Soap Opera marathon. 

[fmlchristopher-deactivated20140]

Even if I can’t se eyour ass, doesn’t mean I can’t see your ass. The fabric is like a skin, from the looks of it. Nothing much is left to imagination anymore.

[sadieforman]

Well then I guess it's a good thing it's not up to you what other people put on there bodies.

[seegar]

Apparently so. I kinda sat on the remote and then got so engrossed I couldn’t bring myself to turn it over.

[sadieforman]

But you can't even understand them. How did you end up getting so engrossed?!

[seegar]

I’ve been watching some Spanish soap opera all day. I don’t understand anything that anyone’s saying but Juan is a cheating culero and Maria is fucking both Esteban and Juan’s twin brother, Ricardo. 

[seegar]

[sadieforman]

What channel are you watching?!? Does the house even get Spanish channels?

[ffsfrankie-deactivated20140118]

Thank you. Anyways, I’m Nelly, and you are?

[sadieforman]

Oh, I'm Sadie. 

[hckbrad-blog-blog]

Huh? No, dude, you have to love sports. Sports is the best thing ever. Baseball, soccer and track — fuckin’ unreal, I’m telling you.

[sadieforman]

No thanks. I'd really rather just watch.

[ffsfrankie-deactivated20140118]

Well I do love both of those things, so I guess it shouldn’t be too bad.

[sadieforman]

You should be all set then. I'll keep an eye out for you. I think you'll make a great addition to Sigma Tau. 

[ffsfrankie-deactivated20140118]

It better be. I’m just doing this because I want in on the parties. And you guys look like a lot of fun, of course.

[sadieforman]

The parties are great and the guys are sexy as hell. It's the best way to experience college. 

[ffsfrankie-deactivated20140118]

Yeah but work and being a pledge is exhausting, sadly.

[sadieforman]

True. I remember when I was a pledge. It's a lot to do but worth it if you make it! I can promise you that.