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#happy birthday #💝#Spotify

I got my first Brazilian today, and I can honestly say that it was pretty easy in comparison to the many other times that my vulva has needed time to heal...

#the estheticians came into class looking for volunteers #and I'm not one to pass up an experience #even if that means having someone learn on me #it was actually such a cool experience #a bunch of girls up on tables completely spread eagle #ass up #literally no curtains no privacy #I had 3 people looking at my asshole at one point #apparently I didn't have any ass hair #which is weird bc I let it go for a min but I guess that's cool #probably from exfoliating the other day like a crazy person #it was such a change of pace from the wellness experience down the hall #one of the teachers was twerking while looking at vulvas getting waxed #reminded me more of the salon #but I had to go back to muscles and bones #actually today it was the integumentary system and reflexology #I'm down for the duality #it's not the best Brazilian ever #and I will probably leave some hair next time #but super glad that was my first #I really love this school #totally worth the wait #divine timing #finally settled in #prepping for my next big move #today counts as a sacral chakra cleanse for sure #there was blood but it wasn't horrible #let's hope I can walk tomorrow #honestly this is nothing compared to getting fisted #I keep wanting to kind of shift the pain because I miss it

POV: the backroom of a hair salon talking about tampons

Me: I don't really use them, but if I do I like the cardboard ones, the plastic ones creep me out. 😬

Coworker: What, do you think it's going to bite you? The cardboard applicators make me feel like I have to lick them first.

Me: *literally dying of laughter while imagining licking a tampon applicator* Yes! They have like little pointy teeth, it's scary! 🤣

Boss *walks in*: What the fuck are you guys talking about? I can hear bits and pieces, and I'm just out there shaking my head.🤦🏼‍♀️

Me: How the plastic tampon applicators have teeth, and then she said she would lick a cardboard tampon.

Coworker: I didn't say I would actually lick it. 🙄

Boss: what?

Me: I like the cardboard applicators better, I don't know why, I know that's not like a common thing.

Boss: Oh I know why, I know far too much about why. It actually makes a lot of sense.👀

Me: *my whole life basically flashes before my eyes* ....oh... you know... I never thought of that... that... that actually makes sense... well, I guess we figured that one out then...😳

Coworker: Aw, look at her rosy cheeks.

Me: 🙈

#I need a tag for just like the unhinged conversations I have regularly

Are you really living if he doesn't pee in your mouth every time you see him?

#this is a direct quote #I'm fucking dead #🤣#this is what happens when I get nostalgic #I think I finally got a really good friend #we spent the week together #making witchy crafts and being weird #I think we almost have the same brain #except she is simultaneously more chill and more emotional than I am #I can't sit still so I go hunt for supplies #and take day trips to big cities #I am like almost able to be vulnerable around another human being #for like a few minutes at least #I will never forget when I almost crashed my car into a pothole #because she told me that the girls at work told her I had a crush on her #I totally did #but I wasn't going to risk it #6 years later and we're still friends #I think I made the right call #even though she's like really pretty #I can't wait to ear seed and coconut #she was like just typing those words is so ridiculous #what can I say #somatics and energy work is my jam #2 weeks until massage school #this was very much needed #I've practiced driving there like 6 times #so I think I've got it down #last on the list is a set of acrylics and to bleach my hair #then I will actually be a new bitch

POV: A girl at work is pregnant, it's slow af, and I have convinced her to color with me.

Me: I wish I would have learned how to get fisted before I had my kids instead of after, that probably would have made it at least a little bit easier. 💭

Her: Hm... I have never been fisted. I wouldn't even know how to go about that. 🤔

Me: Well here's your opportunity to learn. Somebody around here better get fisted. It's your job now I guess, I don't make the rules. 🤷🏼‍♀️

#why am I like this #this is me being helpful #luckily this one is broken in #so is my boss #but I can still shock her a little bit #this one just listens and quietly learns things #I'm careful not to break the innocent one #well as careful as I can be #my boss was sitting with me trying to strategize ways for me to masturbate #I was like is it that bad you can tell?#she's like I have known you for 10 years Danielle #oh ok then #this is my life now #she still has the vibrator I sold her #this bitch came to work with bruised knees #the vanilla one #I'm about to start throwing hands #actually I just clean like a fucking psycho #I was like oh I'm hired ok now here's Tabitha's salon takeover #I have literally organized and cleaned every inch of that place #I mopped the back room for 4 hours #I'm fine I swear #making sure this bitch sparkles before school starts #I'm tapping out for like 6 mos #while I do the work/ school/ pretend I'm going to sleep grind #and try to simultaneously move because apparently if you do everything at one time you don't have time to be sad #life hack #the hack works even better when you have kids #especially if one of them is a tween who just skipped that stage completely #I really need to get fucking fisted Jesus Christ

Why would I waste my god damn time? 💅🏻💋✨

important-animal-images

#me looking at cats on tumblr instead of naked people #this is how it starts #hopefully lol #I fantasized about being in a dog cage when a girl at work was talking about her dogs kennel #and I didn't even make it weird #I probably should have #but she was too young and innocent and I couldn't ruin her yet #I'm basically Jesus

My Sagittarius Stellium & Pisces Moon 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💦

(Sun, Rising, Mercury, Venus, and Lilith.)

bunnyrot-s-deactivated20201015

i'd be so cute collared and chained to a wall

#I think about this daily #I wish I was kidding #what the fuck I wouldn't give for a quiet mind #and safety #I struggle sometimes to go down #like can I trust you #but when I do #it doesn't even feel like submission #it just feels like how I love #I don't think I could ever be degraded or humiliated because of this #it feels like sunshine and being seen #the deepest quietest most connected form of happy #I have to remember that this exists #I think it will help me keep going

xbrattygirlx

I will not cum without permission

#so after May #is June #are we still doing this?#or have I been gone too long?#because I think I'm down #I might even use this spiritually #because that is most definitely a thing #I am the most myself as a sex goddess #nothing else really seems to fit #being here is bittersweet #I'm glad that I can handle it now #it doesn't hurt so much as just leaves this empty hole in the middle of me #a fourth empty hole #I'm a Sagittarius I can't get through pain unless I make a joke about it lol #but it's like remembering something that I never really forgot #the biggest mind fuck right now #is how switchy I've become #but inn my mind it still fits #I haven't gotten to show too much of that anyway #just because of circumstance #but it adds a layer of depth to an already deep need #and another layer of removal from society #which I guess I was kind of hoping to avoid #I'd like to integrate sooner or later #but I guess that's why we have the internet #I would like to meet people who at least accept my weird #even if it's just knowing bits and pieces #because I know that people really can't handle the truth #but Juno tho #I think that might bring me full circle

thejoyouswork

Cute date idea: Sit her on your lap and make her read all of her shameless, horny tumblr posts out loud while you finger her, and if she stops reading or can't get the words out for whatever reason (hint hint wink wink) you stop fingering her until she continues

#I have had a variation of this #unfortunately #or maybe fortunately #it was long distance #but he had the spy thing on my computer #which was kind of hot #because it always made me wonder #but some nights he would tell me to scroll tumblr while he worked on his dissertation #and occasionally he'd say something about one of the things I liked #and just put me right on the spot #I don't know why that type of embarrassment did it for me #but it did #I feel like I can look back on some of my past experiences more fondly now #because I'm far enough removed #and there's no emotion there anymore #like I just remember that was fun #or I'll remember things that were not fun but that I would find fun now #like a fucking 8lb kettle ball hanging from my nipple clamps #I did not enjoy that one but at the time #I probably would enjoy that now #sometimes the things I had to do in public were so ridiculous #that I was too in my head to enjoy it as much as I could have otherwise #i think about these things now and just miss when life was fun #not necessarily because of him or any of the others in particular #but because I made sure that I was living my truth #I'm not sure how to do that anymore #I just want to hang from the ceiling #so maybe I can learn to do that myself once I'm settled on my own #or I'll do the aerial yoga thing first #but sooner or later I will learn because I need that very very specific type of pain

sdieslutzie-deactivated20250325

i just wanna be taken by a bunch of older men for a weekend, i want them gang bang me till i cant walk, to cover me in cum & tell me how much of needy slut i am

#if a day ever goes by that I don't want this #know that I am unwell #and should be taken to the middle of nowhere immediately #for treatment

justxangelxthings

Thinking about a boyfriend that just casually let's his bros have access to me without ever asking me if I'm ok with it or not. It would start with a "Hey babe Will and Jake are coming over to play games, could you wear the jean shorts for me? Last time you wore them they said they liked it" and progress from a "Sean made some comments about how lucky I was to see you naked so I sent him the nudes you sent me last night" to a "Aw hey did you hear that? Since Trey is having a bad day why don't you let him touch your tits, yeah?" To a "Hey you know my friend Alex is a virgin, right? Yeah he's been pretty down about it so I told him you would fix that for him, you don't mind, right?" To a "Kyle and Aiden's girlfriends found out they were cheating on them and broke up with them today, they're pretty heartbroken. They really need to let some aggression out, I figured you could make them feel a lot better. They're on their way now." ❤️

#why did I think of this post today #I have been here too long #like it just crept itself up out of nowhere #ok maybe not nowhere #it lives somewhere in there #I just can't get to it without the right headspace #which is basically just I want to get as weird as possible #maybe this doesn't count as weird #like who doesn't think about this #if you don't think about this you might want to skip this tumblr #please tell me the most fucked up shit #in theory of course 🧐#we could test the theories #for science #I just haven't been able to get real weird in a real long time #and today it all bubbled up #like oh yea I forgot my sexuality is absolutely unhinged #a dark night of the soul will do that #I think not oversexualizing the brokenness is honestly a big enough win #like oh no I'm not a mentally unstable girl that will let you do anything you want to me #so I'm basically a monk now #I didn't even chose this life #my body was like nope only that one #that one and all of the girls #that's what bisexual is right #who looks at men?#men hopefully #bisexual is thinking bisexual men are hot right because I'm going with that

kossithmercar

Oh no, oh no, he is seducing me with his deep passion for his field of study and his genuine joy at teaching people about it

#realizing this is what Gemini mars means #I thought I just had a thing for older men #particularly professor types #a few times #but it wasn't that #this is why the documentaries are like porn #I have literally always been this way #this also very much plays into the bimbo fetish #like I will sit here and drool and do whatever you say #just teach me something #like touch my whole fucking body #just keep talking #I'm listening I swear #the best is when they don't make you feel dumb #like I'm telling you this because you don't know it but you have the capacity to know it #but then maybe when I'm drooling you can call me dumb #fucking degredation is making a big come back #I thought it was a healing thing #like get to the root type of deal #it was and wasn't #it's about self acceptance and a healthy outlet for complex feelings and sensations #I know this #but I let the shame get in #sometimes I will read a thing in spirituality (not religion) about lust and wonder how you even start to break that one #it is everything to me to feel wanted #but I cracked the code #no one can make you feel anything it's all inside of you and accessible at any time #that doesn't always make it easier #but meditation is basically healthy dissociation so it's a win win #my brain is literally my only sec organ the rest is just decoration

chibird

Add one “too cold” person and one “too hot” person together for optimal temperature control!

Chibird store | Positive pin club | Instagram

#I don't think this is actually how it works 😂#but we try #I'm usually the cold person #unless I'm having a hot flash lol #I think he might be nicer when he's hot than me #I at least get like the shoulder to lay on #I'm like you can maybe touch me a little just so you know I'm still here #lol #maybe I will work on that #why is temperature regulation so difficult #nvm I know why but it's still stupid #but it doesn't matter #because if I get to be with him #I will freeze or burn and still be happy #🔥🧊

pusheen

#Pusheen being a Pisces makes so much sense #I don't know how I didn't see this coming #probably because Pisces season for me is like that last second when you're under water and the panic sets in #like you know you're going to make it and you're going to breathe but your brain is still panicking like maybe you're not #but still full of hope and drive and momentum #like holy fuck I have to do this #and then Aries season comes #and my reward for making it through life on level 5 million hard is a migraine #because Aries is the head and it's fucking springtime #Pisces is the dreamer and a positive Pisces is like a cute floaty cloud #Pisces is also death and transition and the underworld #and my moon sign #I think I have both of those down #it's in the most difficult place in my chart #which I should have known #because the moon is the deepest self and how we love #for me it's in the 4th house of home .#when this cycle is done I will literally be the most bad ass bitch you have ever seen #it's not even an option #I have no choice.#sink or swim #sometimes in between fighting the demons I color pusheen pictures #so it fits #and all come full circle #because duality is strength of mine #but balance is the goal #I came here for tea and witchcraft and somehow tumblr did it again #🐱#🫖🪄🔮#🪴🛁✨

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