KING.

“ I am Chaos. I am the one who never got to become a star. The one who instead became the ruler of the cauldron, the dark birth place of the stars. "

[blackgoat-syn]

@saiilorchaos you’ll learn, just like I did, exactly where following Abigail gets you.

I’ll be expecting my apology any day now.

[saiilorchaos]

Following Abigail is gonna get me into the finals. And that title.

Soz you couldn't handle hanging with her, mate.

[saiilorchaos]

Your tag shit isn’t gonna mean a damn thing when it’s one on one, and your back will be flat on the mat faster than you can think of an excuse for why you can’t hang with us.

[saiilorchaos]

Implying that you’re old, mate. Seems you’re almost as dumb as that airhead of a partner you got.

[saiilorchaos]

If that’s supposed to be an insult, then you really fucking failed, mate. You have to be an even bigger nerd to OWN a cereal bar that attracts lesser nerds. Like owning a comic book store. So good job, assface.

[saiilorchaos]

Oi, mate. I’m sure you’re real salty that I’m twenty years younger and I’ve been with more girls that you, but don’t be using that tone with me. If you really think you’re gonna be in the ring with Abigail for even a second, she’ll knock you out in half that time. That’s if, if I don’t do it first.

I hope Bayley chokes you with one of her inflatable tube men, wanker.

[extremelycutecolin]

Imaging thinking that I’m not gonna win BOTH of these tournaments.

[saiilorchaos]

It’s gonna be hilarious when you lose both and pretend to be surprised.

Tell PME I said hi, by the way.

[saiilorchaos]

Besides Syn, who's definitely losing to Swoggle, best of luck to the rest of you. You're gonna need it.

But first, I need ta kick someone's arse. So step up to the King, if you think you can.

💜

[saiilorchaos]

I'll hafta get you next time, mate. Got a couple marks to beat up first.

[saiilorchaos]

Besides Syn, who's definitely losing to Swoggle, best of luck to the rest of you. You're gonna need it.

But first, I need ta kick someone's arse. So step up to the King, if you think you can.

💜

[blackgoat-syn]

....Swoggle.

I tell these people to find me a worthy opponent...

And they put me up against fucking Swoggle.

[saiilorchaos]

(*≧艸≦)  

[blackgoat-syn]

I didn’t ask for the opinion of another midget.

[saiilorchaos]

Really can’t wait until Swoggle beats you, mate. Best night of my life.

[blackgoat-syn]

....Swoggle.

I tell these people to find me a worthy opponent...

And they put me up against fucking Swoggle.

[saiilorchaos]

(*≧艸≦)