All My Friends Are Dead

Syn. The Black Goat. 4x World Champion, 5x DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight Champion, 2x Tag Team Champion, 1x IWGP Intercontinental Champion, 1x United States Champion. Leader of the Dark Young. (RP)

[moraldivided]

I told you so.

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How much did you pay that felon to fuck with me? Huh? I should be Champion!

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And tomorrow, after I’m holding the world championship, and this company has a champion it can be proud of, I expect each and every one of you to line up, and say “thank you”.

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@saiilorchaos you’ll learn, just like I did, exactly where following Abigail gets you.

I’ll be expecting my apology any day now.

[saiilorchaos]

Following Abigail is gonna get me into the finals. And that title.

Soz you couldn't handle hanging with her, mate.

[blackgoat-syn]

You really are that delusional, aren’t you? You really think that by once again, living in someone else’s shadow is going to get you somewhere? I guess it’s just the state you default to. A follower. Doomed to forever toil in the midcard while your leaders shine.

Or is Abigail’s strapon really just that good?

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A minor setback. I’d been falsely informed that tonight’s matches, much like the AKIT, were all no DQ.

Still. It is a minor setback. Tomorrow I claim the world title, and Pepper kicks that wannabe Dan Severn’s ass all the way back to the UFC.

[blackgoat-syn]

@saiilorchaos you’ll learn, just like I did, exactly where following Abigail gets you.

I’ll be expecting my apology any day now.

[moraldivided]

Say one nice thing about the person you hate the most

If unforeseen circumstances prevent me from winning this upcoming tournament, Lilith is the only person worthy of holding it. Perhaps because she’s the only one still standing with any sort of honor, or her knees are as sharp as her wits.

And it will be satisfying to rip the gold from her cold, dead hands.

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You really do belong in an institution if you think anybody in this joke of a tournament is going to stop me from becoming champion.

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Say one nice thing about the person you hate the most

Abigail’s finish was cool when it was Homicide’s finish.

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Deathmatches are hard.

Trying to convince your kids to eat their vegitables is even fucking harder.

[blackgoat-syn]

This defeat is not a setback... come the tournament, I’ll be holding the world title, and none of those three idiots will even make the finals..

[authenticiity]

GOSH why do women have to be so frustrating sometimes? Really?

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Tell me about it...

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OOC: just a reminder!

Please remember to turn in everything for tomorrow night’s show by tonight!

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Dream match.

[thekingnickgage]

Tagging with my boy Joey and that crazy goth chick to kick the shit out of those weirdos who dress up like they from horror movies or some shit idk, either way I’m gonna stomp their asses MDK

[blackgoat-syn]

When we’re done with you, you’re gonna wish you were still in prison, you piece of shit.

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I’m gonna throw Swoggle into the third row.

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....Swoggle.

I tell these people to find me a worthy opponent...

And they put me up against fucking Swoggle.

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I’m literally going to stomp that little fuck into paste.

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....Swoggle.

I tell these people to find me a worthy opponent...

And they put me up against fucking Swoggle.

[saiilorchaos]

(*≧艸≦)  

[blackgoat-syn]

I didn’t ask for the opinion of another midget.

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….Swoggle.

I tell these people to find me a worthy opponent…

And they put me up against fucking Swoggle.

[lavmisc]

“ geez. that’s a good way to start things. ”

[blackgoat-syn]

It doesn’t matter. I guess I won’t have to expend any sort of energy in the first round of this waste of time tournament.

They should just be handing me the belt.