Sailing Memes

The dankest and quite possibly the only sailing memes you will find. This is the wrong website to post this on because you people are fucking crazy and don't sail but here they are anyway. For those who do understand , I need not explain.

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So I have no good posts for you guys today

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Sometimes those are the best kind

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when someone who fouls you asks what rules they broke

me:

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sailing problems #35544

when the wind shifts and the boom swings around to hit u in the head

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Sailing problems #919282

when you do the perfect roll tack and ur coach isn't paying attention

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Sailing problems #16263

when your about to round the mark and -GOD JESUS NO-

everything* happens

*sailor cuts u off not giving you mark room while you shout wrong protest letting them foul you causing you to foul them out of pure rage as you drag the mark as you spin your undeserved 1080 off course while other boats shout and judge and duck you and the race committee flags you, disqualifies you and then the world explodes.

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Sailing problems #38374

that sudden rush of dread when you capsize and your mast starts heading down into the depths of hell

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Sailing problems #9183838

when you pull in the jib but there is light wind and you randomly tack until ur boat starts backwinding/gets stuck in the no go zone

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Sailing problems #833737

when your coach yells at you to pull ur sail but it's already in all the way

😂

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when the coach yells at your skipper even tho it was ur fault as the crew

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sailing problems #102020

Me: Hmm i feel like i will have a good start in this race

wind: no

race commitee: no

current: no

other racers: no

me: they wont notice if i start 2 seconds early right?

*gets blackflagged*

me: GOD FUCKING DAMMINT