Sail away

The name's Sailor Reynolds. If you're going to make one of those "Hey, Sailor!" jokes, just do me a favor and go ahead and kick your own ass.

[felicity-evans-blog]

Unless you’re Rihanna. 

[sailor-reynolds]

God forbid. Actually, no, Rihanna's a bad bitch. I'd like to be her.

[felicity-evans-blog]

Well, I’m glad to hear that. 

[sailor-reynolds]

Yeah, I guess that's always a comforting thing to hear..

[felicity-evans-blog]

You tell me.

[sailor-reynolds]

I wouldn't.

[felicity-evans-blog]

You really think so?

[sailor-reynolds]

Would I lie to you?

[felicity-evans-blog]

I thought we went over this. My head isn’t big, it’s normal sized, thank you.

[sailor-reynolds]

I meant your ego, Felicity. But yes, yes, your head is perfect.

[felicity-evans-blog]

Thanks, I know.

[sailor-reynolds]

Well okay, don't get a big head over it, damn.

[felicity-evans-blog]

I think you’re cuter though.

[sailor-reynolds]

You....you do? Well, well, Felicity, it's a good thing I think you're really cute, too.

[felicity-evans-blog]

Really? And why’s that?

[sailor-reynolds]

Because I actually like that you think it's cute.

[felicity-evans-blog]

Your name isn’t bullshit. I like it, it’s.. cute.

[sailor-reynolds]

Cute? God, if you were anyone else, I'd be raging right now.

[flint-beaumont-deactivated20140]

Gonna climb in some windows and snatch some people up. Is that meme too old to quote?

[sailor-reynolds]

Wow, I mean, yeah, that's pretty embarrassing. Still funny though.

[felicity-evans-blog]

You could just call me Felicity, but that’s not creative at all.

[sailor-reynolds]

It's still good, though. I mean, it's a nice name. Better than my bullshit one.

[flint-beaumont-deactivated20140]

I think my working out is paying off. 

[sailor-reynolds]

God damn, watch out world. Flint's on his way to fuck you up. All of you.

[sylvia-rosario-blog]

Cute?

[sailor-reynolds]

Yeah....what, was that unclear? I mean, do you have a boyfriend or something?

[sylvia-rosario-blog]

What?

[sailor-reynolds]

Nothin'. You're just cute, that's all.

[sylvia-rosario-blog]

A hard-knock life.

[sailor-reynolds]

You're not even a little gay, are you?

[fawcettsprayed]

Or you could just watch tv with me.

[sailor-reynolds]

Also acceptable, I guess. I can't believe you turned down my cleaning services, though. I mean, I'm not mad about it. Just surprised.

[sylvia-rosario-blog]

I’m sure there’s plenty of cute girls out there who are just as interested as you are, though.

[sailor-reynolds]

Yeah, I just have yet to find any of them. And they have yet to find me. It's a hard life.