~memories of the 80s~
Today's Document

oozey mess
we're not kids anymore.

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Love Begins
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if i look back, i am lost
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Not today Justin
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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~memories of the 80s~
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Tim, sprinting into Jason’s room, sticking in all directions, looking around with wide eyes.
Jason, on his bed reading a book: What the fuck are you doing?
Tim, quickly looking behind him and back at Jason’s bed: If he asks I’m not here.
Jason: What?
Tim, sprinting so fast he trips back and slides under semi under Jason’s bed. He doesn’t quite make it all the way through, instead having to awkwardly shuffle under: I’m. Not. Here.
Jason: What the fuck.
Dick, dressed in a suit but with a long worm-on-a-string around his neck: WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?
Jason, immediately pointing under the bed.
Dick, grabs something and yanking it out: FUCKER. WHERE ARE MY TIES.
Tim, already struggling: YOU GAVE ME PEPSI. I ASKED FOR COKE.
Dick: I HAVE A MEETING TODAY.
Tim: SHOULDVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT SOONER BITCH.
Jason, turns another page.
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During an argument
Jason: Oh yeah? Well, atleast I'm not a cop!
Dick: Atleast I'm not a priest in another universe!
Jason: Atleast I'm not a vampire king in another!
Tim: Atleast none of you is Evil Gun Batman!
Jason and Dick:
Tim: So, Shut Up.
I like to imagine Dick just drops information about his life like how Alexis does in Schitt’s Creek, and the batfam is just like whaaaa, but he cuts them off before they can ask more questions.
*They just rescued Dick who has been held hostage for months*
Dick: So, this is weird. Today kinda marks the longest kidnapping I’ve had.
Tim: Kinda.
Dick: Yeah. The actual longest kidnapping I’ve been involved in was a three month kidnapping. But for the last two months of that I was debating becoming his apprentice to save my friends. Anyway-
*Bruce is forcing everyone to play two truths and a lie because he read that it was a good bonding opportunity*
Dick: My eyes are green. My suit is blue and black. And one time, I was stuck in the desert for a week with a random baby and I was able to get the baby to safety, but the two people I was with couldn’t make it very far.
Bruce: This is supposed to be easy, Dick.
Alfred: His eyes are blue, Master Bruce.
*Jason was kidnapped and it took longer than usual to find him*
Dick: Ever since Jason went back to his apartment you guys have been so dramatic. Do I have to remind you of the time I was taken hostage by Joker for weeks and no one answered my calls?
Everyone is too flabbergasted and Dick changes the subject so fast they can’t even ask him questions.
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Guests at a gala notice that Brucie Wayne is surprisingly jacked. Like, a suspicious amount of muscle for a CEO who lives a life of luxury and doesn't do any physical labour. An amount of muscle that goes beyond "works out to stay fit and look good". And when he's asked about this by a gossip columnist guest he panicks (he's running on 2 hours sleep) and says "It's so I can pick up my kids!"
Now everyone is looking at his kids. Cass and Tim are tiny at 5’ 5 and 5' 7. Damian is still a kid and he's also small. Dick is bigger, but picking him up wouldn't require that much muscle. Maybe Duke, who is still growing but looks like he could be about Bruce's height when he's fully grown? Maybe him?
Then Jason officially returns from the dead. And everyone looks at the 6' 4, 260lbs walking double fridge and goes "Ahhh, ok then."
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arcane dump from this week
Jason: Where are my fucking guns?!
Bruce: Language!
Jason: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking guns?!
After Jason returns as Red Hood, immediately after his identity is revealed to Dick
Jason: Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first.
Dick: *sobbing*
Jason: Look, I'm not sure where to go with that.
Tim: Oh shit, he texted you ‘hi.’ punctuation only means one thing.
Tim: He's mad at you.
Dick: No, it's Jason. He's just being grammatically correct!
meanwhile
Jason: And then I used a period so he'd know that I'm mad at him.
Roy: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.
Jason: I stand by my choice.
Love it when that happens
Jason’s soft spot for kids
Gotta keep a straight face u guys
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