Weirdmageddon

 I haven't been on Tumblr in years, but here I am. Still awkward and nerdy but now older. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[1st-1]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

fuck dude it sure is

[animatedtext]

[haz-tu-propia-suerte]

Best custom shirt ever made

Ermmm….

[rry]

[bloomflowersbloom]

[daftmau5]

[unclefather]

Mr and mrs Simpson

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[death-by-lulz]

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

[g8memes4-u]

[katswenski]

[plume]

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

[imagineham-deactivated20180328]

Australia is a fucking weird place

[mszombi]

What the fuck typa dogs they got in France?

[gothicprep]

[mikeyjamesk]

me: guys… don’t worry, i’ll handle this

me: *ruins everything*

[universi-tea]

why am i a college student and not a cat that lives in an antique shop

[hipster]

Someone you met 2 weeks ago can have better intentions than someone you met 2 years ago. Don’t let time fool you

[a-stew]

[onlinepunk]

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

[slogthor]