get floofed

welcome to the soft zone

[l00llaby]

Fairy MaoMao!

[justiceleaque]

i’m having an aneurysm

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[kurpkas]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[cerastes]

[midden-maiden]

This is how archaeologists hunt

[laquilasse]

Edgeworth family 🥺🥺🥺🥺

(Please don’t repost)

[laquilasse]

Baby franziska moment. My angel

[mooncactus]

kids these days with their favorite character as their lockscreens… when I was a youth you had to carefully arrange all your favorite anime pictures on a word document and print it out to carefully slip inside the plastic sleeve of your three ring binder

[jewish-tutter]

this just unlocked repressed memories in my brain

[greggaraki]

im these gays who showed up specifically to see velma

[whitepeopletwitter]

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there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

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what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

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[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

[newkidsonmycock11]

[eroscestlavie]

if anyone wanna know what my childhood was like…this monstrosity stared at me from The Hills…my whole youth like ages 2 to 20…

[eroscestlavie]

it was more imposing during winter 

[puyopuyo]

what the fuck

[puyopuyo]

[the-worm-man]

[vivaciousarcanist]

[levil0vesyou]

I’m on mobile someone add Mr Mime

[tumblingclockwork]

[kiyokospeaks]

[gemmthecosmic-deactivated202210]

There we go!

[chilewithcarnage]

Lightning McQueen has horny fans??!?

[insomniac-arrest]

…. what is Mr. Mime’s last name?

[unioncarbidesuperfan66]

heely doc martens

[mudstickbandit]

if kirby had access to the internet he would go on google images and look at pictures of fruit

[auckie]

When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

[auckie]

The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.

[kalichnikov]