Woolf On My Noggin

Woolfy. Squared away Sailor. Nerd. Former disgruntled cast member. Forever Maid in the Mansion.

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SUGAR BABY ADVICE MASTERPOST

Here’s a list of advice and tips from various sugar babies. This will work for newbies, and sex workers too. I’ll be updating this list often on my profile so go here for more. 

» 10 Questions To Ask a Potential Sugar Daddy Before Starting an Arrangement 

» How To Be a Pure Sugar Baby

» How To Become a Sugar Baby

» How To Stand Out As a Sugar Baby

» A List of Sugar Sites To Check Out

» How To Stay Safe While Being a Sugar Baby

» How To Be a Kept Woman

» How To Ask For Gifts

» The First Date: 10 Tips To Help You Master the Art of the Sugar Date

» How To Respond to Someone Who Calls You a Prostitute

» 100 “Non Allowance” Questions To Ask Your Pot Or Sugar Daddy 

» How To Cheat Your Way Through Intelligent Small Talk

» Free Background Check Website

» How to Get a Job In The Luxury Industry 

» Why Sugar Babies Are The Next Generation Of Entrepreneurs 

» Internet Safety For Sugar Babies

» Sugar Survival Kit

» Literature For Starting Sugar Babies

» Freestyling Guide 

» What Makes a Successful Sugar Baby

» 5 Questions To Ask Before Agreeing To An Allowance Offer

» What To Say To Get The Allowance You Want

» The Sugar Baby Mentality 

» Allowance Talk

» Closet Classics Checklist

» 100 Ways To Be Elegant 

» Sugaring Research Resources 

» Creating The Perfect Profile

» What To Do With Your Allowance

» Common Sugar Baby Acronyms 

» The Psychology Of Persuasion 

» Invest In Yourself

» What To Pay Attention To On Dates

» Let’s Talk Budgeting

» Online Safety 

» What Is a Sugar Baby?

» How To Spot a FAKE Sugar Daddy

» The First Date

» Allowance & Bank Laws

» I Am Not Attracted To My Sugar Daddy

» Plus Size Sugar Baby

» Sugar Baby Shopping Tips

» The Married Sugar Daddy: Guide To Being The Other Woman

» Underage Sugar Baby: 17 & Under

» Sugar Baby With a Baby

» The Rules Of The Sugar Baby Job

» Tip For Traveling Sugar Babies

» Meeting Your First POT

» How To Handle The First Date

» Best Apps And Websites For A Sugar Baby

» The Ultimate Guide To Being A Sugar Baby

» How To Disappear Online

» The Stress Test

» “What Are You Looking For?”

» Ways To Say “No” Politely 

» What To Wear While Shopping With A SD

» Income vs Allowance 

» The Master Sex Worker TV Marathon

» New Sugar Babies, Please Read This

» How To Weed Through Messages & Profiles From A Sugar Site

» Travelling With Your SD

» More Tips For New Sugar Babies

» Hardcore Online Security For Sugar Babies

» Turning A Man Into A Sugar Daddy 

» More Safety Tips. These Could Save Your Life

» Hustle Is A Euphemism For Manipulation 

» Red Flags

» MORE SAFETY TIPS

» Tips On Messaging Someone

» This Lifestyle Isn’t For Everyone

» Free Online Safety Tool

» Red Flags On Sugar Dating Sites

» A Word About Sex And Sugar Daddies

» Calculating The Maximum Allowance A Man Can Give You Based On His Income And Taxes

» Researching Your SD Or POT

» Cash Tips

» Making A Set List Of Your Rates

» What To Say If A POT Date Is Salty And Cheap 

» Sugar Baby Shopping Tips

» 1 Sentence, 7 Different Ways

» 5 Newbie Sugar Baby Mistakes And How To Avoid Them

» Establishing And Arrangement With A Pot

» A Few Tips

» Protecting Yourself

» Messaging A Sugar Daddy 

» When Is It Right To Start Sugaring?

» Control Your Speech

» Never Lower Your Standards For A Pot

» The Money: How To Make Good Money

» A Successful Sugar Baby

» Sugaring Mistakes

» Money 101

» 5 Ways To Showcase Yourself To Your Sugar Daddy

» How To Manipulate The Conversation

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Calling ALL Sugar Blogs *Requested*

Reblog if you have a SUGAR BABY blog.

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OMG! Almost 1.2k 😳

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I'm about to

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girl: you are so pretty!

me: thank you sweet angel you are so beautiful god bless you let me follow you on instagram!

boy: you are so pretty!

me: fuck lmao did i ask tho? no?......goodbye

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Animating a proto-Anastasia to Meg Ryan’s voice was used to lure her into  joining the cast

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(I want someone to do this for me)

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#mom jokes

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I never, ever want context for this.

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[dovahcaine]

the thrilling sequel to this

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different kinds of tired: 

1. all day at the beach sleepy. warm skin. wet hair. salt and sand and green apple-scented shampoo. bed sheet tides pulling up and down stomach flips into mermaid dreams.

2. milky tired. early nights. wondering if you are getting sick. medicine light bones. eyelids melting closed. dizzy, dizzy, spinning into sleep.

3. drowsy car rides. soft radio buzz. pillow on the window. pulling on your seatbelt. waking up and not knowing where you are.

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4. college tired. forget what you are doing. no amount of coffee really helps. messy hair. nothing is making sense. passed out in class.

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Sick of this. I have no pity for college students, and I have a 4 year degree. 5. Enlisted service member tired. My day started 48 hours ago. I'm about to crawl into my rack to sleep. Nope, my equipment broke, headed back out. I have a 6 hour watch afterwards. And it's all so a fucking ballistic missile doesn't wipe your stupid state school off the planet. YOU DON'T KNOW TIRED UNTIL YOU ENLIST.

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Who Star Wars fanboys think they’re like when they talk about the slave bikini

Who Star Wars fanboys are actually like when they talk about the slave bikini

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I hit reblog so faaasssttt!

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Truth.

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This is Martin Shkreli. He’s a despicable piece of shit.

Why? You ask?

Well:

Specialists in infectious disease are protesting a gigantic overnight increase in the price of a 62-year-old drug that is the standard of care for treating a life-threatening parasitic infection. The drug, called Daraprim, was acquired in August by Turing Pharmaceuticals, a start-up run by a former hedge fund manager. Turing immediately raised the price to $750 a tablet from $13.50, bringing the annual cost of treatment for some patients to hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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“This isn’t the greedy drug company trying to gouge patients, it is us trying to stay in business,” Mr. Shkreli said. He said that many patients use the drug for far less than a year and that the price was now more in line with those of other drugs for rare diseases.

“This is still one of the smallest pharmaceutical products in the world,” he said. “It really doesn’t make sense to get any criticism for this.”

[…]

Yeah, nobody really uses this drug, so he’s totally doing a great thing! Oh, except for:

Turing’s price increase could bring sales to tens or even hundreds of millions of dollars a year if use remains constant. Medicaid and certain hospitals will be able to get the drug inexpensively under federal rules for discounts and rebates. But private insurers, Medicare and hospitalized patients would have to pay an amount closer to the list price.

Well, this is probably just a one time thing. I mean, he’s only 32 and … oh.

In 2011, Mr. Shkreli started Retrophin, which also acquired old neglected drugs and sharply raised their prices. Retrophin’s board fired Mr. Shkreli a year ago. Last month, it filed a complaint in Federal District Court in Manhattan, accusing him of using Retrophin as a personal piggy bank to pay back angry investors in his hedge fund.

This is what happens when a country like America allows something as fundamental as the health of the human beings who live in this country to be a thing that shitbags like Martin Shkreli can use to get rich. This is disgusting, and wrong, and nothing will be done to stop this because PROFITS.

(via Drug Goes From $13.50 a Tablet to $750, Overnight - The New York Times)

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Viola Davis’ acceptance speech for Lead Actress in a Drama series at the 2015 Emmys

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