Request: I don’t know if your still doing requests, but could you do a Blaine x reader (Sebastian’s character from Hot Tub Time Machine) were the Reader is one of the main people who went in the time machine thing? And they sleep together. Then kinda like Lou she stays with Blaine and they meet back up with Adam and everyone? Even if Blaine doesn’t like any of them XD
Warnings: a lot of the talking is from the movie, there’s mention of rape (no actual raping involved, just mentioned which is also directly from the movie) lots of cursing, lots of inappropriate things annddd… I think that’s it.
A/N: I’ve been meaning to do this request for a while so here we go.
Last night was a blur. All you could remember was drinking with Nick, Lou, Adam and Jacob in the hot tub. It was probably the best time of your life since college.
You don’t know where everything went wrong in your life. Things just slowly got worse and worse but being here, reunited with the guys you hung out with in high school was a good feeling.
Well, you weren’t feeling good right now.
“I’m gonna throw up.” you groan, lifting your face up from the ground.
How did you end up inside he room again?
“Please don’t. Lou already did that.” Adam cringed.
“What time is it?” Jacob questioned, rubbing his eyes.
“I don’t know and I don’t care.” Lou steps inside the room. “Let’s go out and do something.”
Which is how you ended up skiing down a steep hill. The boys were a little behind you, minus Jacob due to Lou fucking with him.
You look around at the people, wearing vibrant, bright colors and furrow your eyebrows. People didn’t dress like this. Not since-
“Y/N, watch out!” you hear Nick yell.
Before you could turn your head to look though, the three of them collided with you, sending you tumbling down the hill.
You land on your front, face in the snow while your old friends groan in pain.
“You guys alive?” Jacob laughs, coming up to you four. “Holy fuck.”
“By all accounts we should be pretty fucked up right now but I… kinda feel great.” Adam stands up.
Nick rolls over. “I feel crazy right now.”
“I feel fantastic!” Lou shouts out. “I wanna fuck something!”
“Gross.” you roll your eyes, standing up. “No one needs to know that, Lou.”
The five of you come down the snowy hill, laughing and high fiving when two guys come up to you, scowling.
“Woah, woah, woah. Those are the kind of ski shenanigans I don’t allow on my mountain.” the one with floppy brown hair says.
The guy looks at you. “Keep your friends in check, Y/N.”
You blink a couple times. How did he know your name?
You watch him go up to Lou, squinting his eyes. “What’re you looking at, Nancy?”
“No, I mean-” Lou stuttered out when the guy did some weird thing with his hands.
“Hey look, it’s that douchebag from Karate Kid three.” Jacob laughed and you nudge him with your elbow.
You study the guys face up until he walks away with his friend. Lou then turns to you.
“I know that guy.” he says.
You nod. “He looks really familiar.”
The five of you look around at everyone, very confused.
“Hey guys,” Jacob starts. “is there some kind of weird retro thing going on this weekend?”
Nick pulls his phone out, frowning. “Can’t get any bars.”
Suddenly a guy passes you, a phone from the 80’s in his hand. You all share a ‘what the fuck’ look. You all make your way inside the little building in front of you and Nick nudges you.
“I’m telling you, something weird is going on.” he says, pointing to a guy with curly hair.
You look around, even more confused when that commercial with David Bowie starts playing from the little tv.
“I love your hair.” a brunette says to Lou. You give her an incredulous look.
Lou didn’t have hair. Or much of it. What was she talking about?
Nick points over to another guy. “Dude is rockin’ a cassette player.”
“Just relax. I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation for all of this shit.” Adam says.
“Don’t tell me to relax!” Nick argued.
“I said relax for a minute.”
“What the fuck is happening?” you question.
Nick gaps. “Leg warmers? Jheri curl? “Where’s the beef”?” he then stops a woman. “Excuse me miss, what color is Michael Jackson?”
The girl gives him a look. “Black.”
Nick quickly turns on his heels, screaming as he ran out.
Something weird was going on.
“Calm down, Nick!” Jacob shouts. “Calm down!”
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
“Who the fuck is that?” Nick questioned from the bed.
“That’s probably Ashton Kolchak right now, telling us we’ve been Punk’d or whatever.”
“You mean Ashton Kutcher?” Jacob makes a face.
“Who cares! Someone’s at the fucking door!” you exclaim.
You all give each other looks before getting into position. Jacob goes to the door, Adam and Lou stand behind him, Nick grabs a chair to use as a weapon and you stand on the side.
Adam nods to Jacob and he pulls open the door.
Standing there was a man you all recognized as Phil.
“Hey! Hey guys, I got your luggage!” he smiled, gesturing over to the bags.
“He’s got both arms! Get him!” Nick shouted.
Adam and Lou grab him, tackling him to the floor while Jacob quickly closes the door.
“Woah, hold on!” Phil exclaimed.
“Check his arm!” you say.
“Are you raping?” Phil questioned as he struggled on the floor.
Jacob comes to stand beside you. “Wait, hold on! Are we raping him?”
“Nobody’s raping anybody!” Adam shouts.
“Why would you even ask that?” you make a face.
“Where’s your missing arm, motherfucker?” Nick questioned, in position to hit Phil with the chair.
Phil had lost his arm a while back so seeing him with both arms was shocking.
Lou starts grabbing his arm, Phil still struggling to get away.
“Hey! God! That’s my arm!”
“It’s fake!” Adam shouted.
“It’s real!” Lou voiced after. “It’s got freckles on it and shit!”
All five of you now abandon Phil, leaving him to escort himself out of the room while you all go outside to stand in front of the hot tub.
Jacob’s the first to speak. “Do I really gotta be the asshole that says we got in this thing and went back in time?”
Nick stares at it, not blinking. “It must be some kind of… hot tub time machine.”
“Woah… all my old stuff.” Adam gaped as you all went through your bags.
“Oh my god. I haven’t seen this in years.” you say, holding up a bright neon yellow off the shoulder shirt.
“You looked really good in it too.” Lou comments. You roll your eyes. “ ‘Eddie Lives’ this shirt got me so much fucking pussy.” He holds up a shirt.
“Shut up already.” you huff, continuing to look through your bag.
“I gotta piss.” Lou mumbles, walking off to the bathroom.
“You had a bong?” Jacob questioned Adam.
“They thought they were so cool.” you playfully roll your eyes.
“Don’t act like you were some angel of the lord, Y/N.” Nick teased.
“Holy fuck.” Adam exclaimed, holding up a piece of blue paper. “Winterfest ’86. We were here guys. We are here.” He then looks over at you and Nick. “What if we run into ourselves?”
“We see ourselves and we blow up or explode or some shit.” Nick says. You and Adam give him a look. “Didn’t you fucking see Timecop?”
Adam opened his mouth to say something but was cut off by Lou in the bathroom.
“Hey guys!” he shouts. “Guys!”
“No one wants to see your dick, Lou.” you respond.
“Fuck you Y/N! This is serious! Get in here!”
You roll your eyes but follow your friends into the bathroom. Adam and Nick slow down at the entrance and you try to look over their shoulders.
“What’s going on guys?” you ask. “What is it?”
They stand next to Lou, all looking in the mirror and you furrow your brow. You and Jacob join them and you gasp upon your reflection.
“Yeah, we’re not gonna run into ourselves. We are ourselves.” Lou spoke.
“Damn, I forgot how sexy you looked when we were young, Y/N.” Nick comments. “Maybe that’s why Lou tried fucking you all those times.
“Nuh uh. Y/N gave me a blowjob in the bathroom at that one party.” Lou says.
“What party? Christian Rogers?” you ask.
You snort. “You went into the bathroom with Kelsie Becker. Must’ve been so out of it that you thought she was me.”
You all continue staring at yourselves – your young selves when Nick speaks.
“Wait,” he says. “why’re we all in our young bodies and you’re in your regular body?” he asks Jacob.
“Yeah shouldn’t you be invisible?” Lou cuts in. “Or swimming in some guys ball sack?”
“I know!” Jacob exclaimed. “Because you guys exist here and I don’t.”
You all watch as he starts wavering and fading away.
“Okay. I need one of you to touch me. I need to see if I’m still here and-”
Adam slaps him on the head and the wavering stops. Freaked out, the five of you back up until you’re out of the bathroom.
“This is fucking insane!” Lou shouts.
“What the fuck is happening?” you exclaim.
“Well, it looks like you burned- heck, you fried your timing crossover.” a man suddenly emerges from outside.
On instinct, Lou grabs a snow shovel to use as a weapon on the stranger. The man calmly tells your friend to put the shovel down and after a few seconds of debating, he does.
“Did somebody call you?” Adam asked.
The man chuckled. “Whoever calls us? Who answers it when the call comes from within?”
You stay on your guard, sharing a look with Lou.
The man, unfazed by everything, continues. “I thought maybe I could, you know, pull the part from one of the other tubs but it turns out this is a very special model that you have here. You gotta be very careful. If one little thing is changed, the whole system can go haywire. Do you understand what I’m saying? The whole system can go haywire if you change one. Little. Thing.”
Nick squints his eyes. “You know what’s going on here, don’t you old man?”
“Yes, I do.” the man smiled. “Your tubs on the fritz. It’d behoove you to fix it.”
“What?” Jacob questioned. Before anything else could be said, you hear the hot tub turn on from outside. “It’s working!”
You share a look with you friends before dashing outside. You watch as the bubbles form before they stop and the water goes flat again.
“Damn.” Nick cursed. “I think it’s still broke.”
The five of you sigh and turn around to head back into the room when you notice the man was gone.
Jacob spoke first. “Where’d he go?”
“I don’t know but what I do know is that motherfuckers in on it. What was all that cryptic shit he was saying about not changing one little thing?” Nick questioned as he sat down.
“I know exactly what he meant.” you say, gaining the attention of your friends. “He was talking about the butterfly effect.”
“That was a great fucking movie.” Lou chimed in, pointing his beer at you.
You ignore his comment and continue. “One little change has a ripple effect and it affects everything else. Like a butterfly floats its wings and Tokyo explodes or there’s a tsunami in like, somewhere.”
Jacob sits up. “Dude yes, exactly! Or you step on a bug and the fucking internet’s never invented.”
“Aw then you have to talk to girls with your mouth.” Lou rolled his eyes.
“Yeah, I was more concerned about bigger consequences like me not being born.”
“Oh, yeah, no. I don’t care about that.”
“The point is,” you spoke up to stop the bickering. “what did we do twenty years ago? Let’s figure it out now. We gotta do the exact same thing.”
“I had that gig.” Nick offered.
“That’s right.” Lou smirked. “You got up on stage and you were mildly mediocre and that led to nothing of a career.”
“Okay, first of all, fuck you motherfucker. I could’ve had a career but I got married and I went a different way.” your friend argued.
Adam nudged Nick. “Didn’t you also bang that groupie? What was her name?”
Nick sighed and closed his eyes. “Tara.”
“You banged her. You gotta do it again.”
“I did do that but fuck no. I’m married! I can’t go around banging girls in hot tubs!”
“Nick, it’s 1986. You can’t cheat on someone you don’t know yet. You haven’t even met Courtney yet.” Adam says before looking over at Lou. “Lucifer, itinerary please.”
Lou shrugged. “Uh, nothing really happened. I actually fucked a chick too so I’ll just do that.”
“I seem to remember you getting your ass whooped.” Nick smirked. “Oh yeah, that’s right. That ski patrol dude pummeled you like it was his job.”
“Yeah, no. I don’t remember it that way.” he shakes his head.
“Yeah, me too.” you chime in.
“Yeah, he fucked you up. You cried and peed.” Nick adds.
“Fuck this man!” Lou suddenly stands up. “This is fucking bullshit!”
You roll your eyes. “Would you just think of somebody other than yourself? There’s five of us.”
“It’s the fucking 80’s, guys!” he went on. “Let’s do what we wanna do. Free love!”
“That’s the 60’s, dipshit.” Jacob says.
Adam shakes his head. “No we had like, Reagan and AIDS. Let’s get the fuck out of here, okay?” he then points a finger at Lou. “Do the right thing, Violator.”
Lou only groans. “God damn it! This is fucking bullshit!”
It settles down a bit before Nick looks over at Adam.
“Tonight’s the night you broke up with Jenny Stedmeyer.”
“Yeah, you got stabbed in the fucking eyeball tonight.” Lou laughs. “Hey man, do you want some backup? Oh, I can’t. The butterflies won’t let me.”
“Can we all just shut the fuck up already?” you seethe.
“What about you, huh? What’d you do today?” Nick questioned and suddenly the attentions turned on you.
What did you do on this day 20 years ago?
“I-I can’t remember…” you mumble with your head in your hands. “Ugh fuck!”
“I remember you being with Blaine when he kicked my ass.” Lou spoke up.
Your head shot up immediately. “I remember that.” you say, pointing your finger at him and nodding. “Yeah, I tried telling him to stop but he wouldn’t listen to me.”
“You did pull him off of me before it got too bad though.”
“Yeah, I did.” you whisper. “Why was I with him though? Fuck why can’t I- oh shit.”
You look at your friends. “I remember now. I know why he looked so familiar earlier and I know why he knew my name.”
“We were dating.” You say. “At this point in my life we were dating for about a year and four months. Remember the first time I brought him to meet you guys and you all didn’t like each other?”
“Oh yeah!” Lou exclaimed. “He’s an asshole. I don’t know what you saw in him.”
“Yeah he was a douchebag.” Nick adds.
“He was sweet.” You mutter, earning a look from your friends. “Well, he was sweet with me.”
“Okay so, all you have to do is be there when Lou gets his ass beat?” Adam questioned.
“Yeah, I think that’s about it. Wait…” you trail off. “No, that’s not it. I-” you let out a deep sigh. “We fucked tonight. I remember him going on and on about how much he despised Lou and one thing led to another and…”
Lou laughed. “Alright! Nick and Y/N have to fuck people, Adam, you have to get stabbed in the eye. This is great. The 80’s, man.”
He takes a swig of his beer and Nick chuckles.
“Don’t forget you have to get your ass beat by Y/N’s boyfriend.”
“Yeah, yeah.” He rolled his eyes. “I don’t even know why he hated me the most.”
“Probably because you tried fucking Y/N while she was dating him.” Nick says.
“He speaks the truth.” you nod.
“Fuck dude, take a hint.” Jacob adds.
“My words still stand: shut the fuck up.”
“Y/N?” a voice called out from the other side of the door.
You all stand up, Lou grabs a whiskey bottle like you would hold a bat as you waited. The door opens and in comes Blaine.
“Jesus fucking Christ, Y/N, I’ve been looking everywhere for you.” he says. “I bumped into that chick Jenny and she told me you were in here with these losers.”
“Not cool, man. Not cool.” Nick shakes his head.
“I uh… what’re you doing here, Blaine?” you ask.
You watch as his eyebrows furrow. “Do you not remember? We made plans to hang out today?”
“Oh yeah uh, yeah sorry. I’m just a little bit out of it. Didn’t get much sleep last night.” you lie.
“Well yeah, last night was pretty wild.” he smirked, arms wrapping around your waist.
“Jesus fuck, how many times do you two go at it?” Lou grumbled.
“Shut up, Lou.” you hiss before turning towards Blaine. “Let’s go then.”
He nods and wraps an arm around your shoulders, guiding you to the exit. You look back at your friends once more before entering the hall.
“So what’s on the schedule today, baby?” he questioned, looking down at you with a smile.
“Uh… let’s go back to your place.” you suggest.
“Oh?” he smirked. “Can’t stay away from me, can you baby?”
You playfully roll your eyes and shove him away.
He giggles before pulling you into him by your waist. “I was gonna suggest that anyways. Chaz wanted to show you something.”
Chaz? Chaz… Oh! His friend! He was a nice guy, really into painting.
He guides you down the hall, passing up Jenny who was making her way to the room you just left.
A/N: This took me too long smh. Anyways, tell me what ya think!
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