BACKSTABBER

Backstabber, hopegrabber, greedy fuckingfit haver. God, I feel foryou, fool. You shit lover,off brusher, jaded, bitter,joy crusher. Failure hasmade you so cruel.

[saintdgossip]

It’s saturday sweeties, so lets see some memes! I’m all about a bit of honesty too, so whether you’ve posted honesty hour or not, I’ll be sending a few of the newbies a couple of questions I know everyone’s dying to know!

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Thoughts on people like Kitty, Damien, Arden?

Well I’d say they’re all a little boring as I always feel like I’m waiting for MORE from them. 

I mean let’s look at Damien first, we all know he’s a creep and yet he’s keeping to the shadows. Sweetie, we all know you belong in the asylum, just unleash already.

Kitty, well she’s quite cute, I like the fiery hair, but it’s kind of the same, I mean I can see this nice pretty girl and I’m just waiting for the real side of her, you know?

Arden? Well the word Blunt comes to mind. He’s not very considerate of peoples feelings, is he? There’s definitely more to see there too.

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Who do you think most deserves a slap then?

Well Thackery needs a slap for picking on baby Jude for a start. But let’s be honest, pretty much everyone on the red level needs smacking back in to reality, don’t you think?

Jethro, Dex… Although Maybe not Cole, I’m pretty sure he’s one of few that actually doesn’t mean to be an ass. 

Levi has a mouth on him though, he could probably do with someone knocking sense in to him.

There’s a few staff too, this new Doc, Georgie, she seems like she has ulterior motives, or am I the only one that’s noticed?

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 Is it me, or is it Saturday again? Bring on the gossip! Come on all you beautiful people, I want you to fill up my inbox! I’ve seen a lot going on this week! Poor Jude has been pushed around a bit, even Chris has a bit of a war wound. It’s all been fun and games! Trouble is, did they really deserve it? Who do you think needs to be put in their place? You tell me, I’m not here to judge (doesn’t stop me though)!

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FMK - bean squad: Micah, Jude, Oliver

OMG, I have to kill one of the cuties? How very dare you!F: JudeM: MicahK: Oliver

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fmk: alex, jacen, daniel

F: DanielM: Alex (Love ya baby)K: Jacen (Sorry sweets but I need the D)

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FMK - "fresh faces" Gus, Sebastain, Daniel

Now I wish I’d got to know them better. Hmmm…

F: DanielM: SebastianK: Gus (Sorry sweetie)

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FMK - "fresh faces" Haley, Lottie Deluca, Percy

F: HaleyM: PercyK: Lottie (oops)

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FMK: patients - Ryker, Jethro, Casper

F: Ryker

M: Casper (I just want more sex and smooches)

K: Jethro (You’re just not my type)

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FMK: staff - Damien, Wren, Murphy

F: DamienM: WrenK: Murphy (sorry Murph)

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So it’s saturday which means it’s WEEKEND! I think a classic game of F.M.K is in order, so blow up my inbox with some names! I’m about to blow up some of yours!

[saintdgossip]

I'm not one for formal letters. I prefer just breaking bones and ripping out teeth. It's faster and gets the point across faster. As for changing my appearance for someone like /you/, no thanks. I'd rather be blond for eternity than be on your "hot" list.

Someone’s throwing a hissy fit! /not me\

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Your tastes are horrible.

if you want to complain, send a formal letter. Or take that horrible peroxide from your hair and maybe you’ll make my hot list, I mean you’re almost there Dex, just one little change and I’m all yours.

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just pick who you think is hot or not.

Hot: Alex obviously.!!!

Rhett, Dante, Ashley, Wren, Cole, Casper, Elias and Garret.Not: Matthew, Anthony, Agustin

Those are the only ones I can think of, do you want me to do girls? They're not my type but there are a few I might turn for!

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play some hot or not.

Now that is a good idea! Send me some names? Or do you want me to send out names?

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Should we take bets as to which patient each doctor is most likely to hook up with behind closed doors? My money's on Kennedy domming one of her male patients.

Ohhh, yes! Maybe we should. $20 Says Lauren Murhpy bonks Garret in the next month! Though I’m not sure he’ll manage to dominate him, but I’d like to find out.

Is it just Doctors? Because Rhett’s pretty close to Jethro don’t you think? 

But who do we think Percy will go for?

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Who's the hottest girl?

Well I can’t say me, that would be egotistical! So ME! Obviously, and I suppose, after me, in second place, would be Ariel, she’s so cute! Not going to lie, it’s those lips, don’t you think she has kissable lips? I do! 

And I’m not even a little bit gay, so that’s saying something!