United States of Andrés

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[doggie-girl-deactivated20230214]

[yesimheretoo]

this is wrong in so so so so so many levels

[memewhore]

[egyedi-eset]

[toastbutteregg]

[yesimheretoo]

*Vizcacha

and it’s pretty tasty

[love2bfit]

Biggest bedroom fantasy?

Getting 10 hours of sleep.

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[wanderer-chronicles]

This just kept on getting better.

[scienceampersandfantasy]

[neurodivergent-crow]

THIS IS WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY TREES ARE COOL

[rylandsgrace]

pov: you survived 2021

[omghotmemes]

I laughed way too hard at this

[mezimraky]

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

[smooththegoofyshark]

OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT

[evilkitten3]

HOLY SHIT

this guy GETS IT

[randomslasher]

Oh my God I forgot about the Marketing one and it hit me just as hard as it did the first time I saw it. Literal laughter tears omg. 

[ouyangzizhensdad]

“vegan leather” “artificial whale bone” “synthetic fabric”

[angiesbloodyshoes]

EXACTLY

[festivemomentspow]

The Spice Girls, 1996

[yesimheretoo]

spice babies

[dailyflicks]

SPICE WORLD (1997) dir. Bob Spiers

[fuckinglovebrit]

im godney warrior

[yesimheretoo]

me

[jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial]

exactly

[jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial]

the worst part about this is the young girls commenting on this video things like "what do you expect 13-15 yos to look like" like....kids.......i'm not saying to put on your dora shirt and put your hair in pigtails i'm saying that a 13 yo wearing a full face of makeup and making thirst traps is not normal

[bisexist-deactivated20210809]

[Video Transcript: A video of a white girl wearing heavy make up with a caption saying “are u mad I’m 13 or are u mad I look better than u at 13?” The video cuts to a black woman saying “Listen I’m not here to tear down this child, but I just want to start like a discussion that needs to be had. I feel as though social media has been manipulating young girls to want to have sex appeal or want to be sexy, to the point of no return. And really it is normalizing pedo behaviour. And that’s what they do not understand. It is very sad that these young girls don’t have people their age to look up to, that is not trying to fit this sexual narrative.” The video cuts to the white girl again and the women continues “Like without make up you look 13 and that’s perfectly fine. And by no means is this me victim blaming, but this is the introduction to something way bigger that you all need to understand. And this is why these predators can say “Oh I didn’t know she was this age”. You have girls this age trying to compete with grown ass women. And this is being glamorized to the point that you have minors that say they cant’s wait to be 18 so they can be S workers. Like, no you all need to stop. End]

[the-prince-of-tides]

[melissa-benoists]

just felt like i should add this comment i found on this tik tok

[aliciavikander]

# he is the moment

[pro-gay]

[gotterhag]

[a-girl-with-sparkling-lies]

I need everyone to understand the above gif is unedited. That actually played on TV.

[pro-gay]

people keep asking about this one as well

[t70sdaily]