your friendly neighborhood church grim

|| santi (he/him) || my babygirls mean the world to me || current hyperfixations: aftg, dnp, heated rivalry, batman/batfam, the bible ||

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babygirl tier list

🟥 on my mind 24/7 🟥

🦊 neil josten

🥀 jason todd

👑 kevin day

🟧 when i start thinking about you, i can’t stop 🟧

🔪 andrew minyard

🔫 mickey milkovich

🫡 ian gallagher

✝️ jesus of nazareth

💰 judas iscariot

🎮 dan and phil (yes i’m counting them as a single entity)

🟩 nostalgic/you’ll always be special to me 🟩

🕸️ peter parker

🧪 harry osborn

🌌 luke skywalker

🔱 percy jackson

🦇 bruce wayne

🏺 achilles

🏛️ alexander the great

☀️ apollo

🟦 you had *so much* slay potential 🟦

🪺 dick grayson

🧑🏻‍💻 tim drake

🏹 roy harper

⚔️ anakin skywalker

🌈 renee walker

⏳ ekko

🌀 jinx/powder

🐺 mel medarda

🔨 jayce talis

👁️ silco

will update accordingly :)

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[cowsnotcrows]

Can i request some jayroy.. Or just a Roy doodle 🫶

Thanks for the request!!! This was supposed to be just a sketch and then I got carried away lmao <3

[the-future-is-chrome]

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

[destefinsky]

In the Broken Cage I hope we get a scene where Jean is talking about Neil and his goal keeper.

And Jeremy lets out a sigh of relief and says "Oh, I didn't know Renee and Neil were dating."

Only for Jean to turn around and give Jeremy an incredulous look and says "No, Neil and Andrew."

Cue to Jeremy short circuiting because Neil and Andrew but also Renee still being single.

[schnuspi]

I need Neil to appear unannounced and fix Jeremy’s missing passport and papers problem with a flick of his mafia fairy wand in the next book

[mediocrgatsby-deactivated202607]

to me, heated rivalry is like the nice one to its two evil twin siblings, all for the game and yellowjackets

[instigatorjosten]

watching Neil continuously diss Riko in very public ways is like watching your lactose intolerant friend insist on having cheese w their every meal

[v11chel]

Happy birthday to Junior over here

[kaijuerotica]

connor on late night: *incredibly charming, jokes that the skating was harder than the russian*

hudson on the tonight show: assume the position jimmy

[kaijuerotica]

what the fuck is kevneil

[viiiiiliiiii]

Neil spent his entire life running from his past, from his father, from his real name. and yet the moment Jean told him about Grayson’s abuse, he “switched back” into Nathaniel and used his criminal connections to put out a hit. he tried so hard not to get involved, but he still protected and stood by the people he loves when it actually matters. the way he can switch personalities so effortlessly, and step into whatever role the situation demands absolutely ruins me. like… oh my god???? DAMN, I OBSESSED HOW HE SWITCHES PERSONAS AS NEEDED

[calamitoustide]

somehow along the way andreil started to feel like coming home like yeah sure i’ll read other ships and obsessively think about them but at the end of the day im always going back to andreil i don’t care about any other ship the way i care about them

[teliimus]

if ur gay and play hockey know that ilya rozanov has your location and is approaching with great speed

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if ur gay and play exy know that kevin day has your location and is approaching with great speed

[saintofsacrilege]

andreil could survive a decade-long situationship but hollanov couldn’t survive a serial killer father, the literal mafia, or living with kevin day

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the soccer players in yellowjackets could survive intense multi-year situationships and win the stanley cup but the hockey players in heated rivalry couldn’t survive being stranded in the canadian wilderness for 19 months

[saintofsacrilege]

heated rivalry deserved to have a kevin day variant

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hollander-rozanov rivalry 🤝 minyard-josten rivalry

professional athletes in a violent sport who, believe it or not, are actually madly in love and in a committed relationship. they’ve known each other since their late teens. half of each couple speaks french while the other half tried to quit smoking for his boyfriend’s sake

[saintofsacrilege]

scott hunter calling his boyfriend down from the crowd to kiss him in front of the whole world immediately after winning the stanley cup has the same vibes as kevin day switching his raquet to his left hand in the foxes vs. ravens championship game. icons only