daily saintspierre incorrect quotes

trying to make it to Thermidor | one incorrect quote a day keeps the propaganda that will do irreversible damage to your reputation away ... or something like that

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Robespierre: Is something burning?

Saint-Just, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Robespierre: Florelle, the stove is literally on fire.

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Saint-Just: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Robespierre: Roses, why?

Saint-Just:

Robespierre: Were you going to get me flowers?

Saint-Just:

Robespierre:

Saint-Just: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Saint-Just: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops!

Robespierre: *loads pistol* I got this.

Saint-Just: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

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Saint-Just: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Robespierre: What- how?

Saint-Just: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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Robespierre: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Saint-Just: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Robespierre: But you’re always acting stupid?

Saint-Just: ...

Saint-Just: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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hello hello! sorry for spamming you with likes but you may have been the hand that pulled me once and for all back into frev.

silly question of what content or books should I read to get myself more into frev/learn more history? (need this for accurate fanfiction and robespierre ranting purposes)

please tell me if this is out of place or annoying since you don’t know me 🙏 thank you

hiii !! sorry for the late reply, I've been inactive 💔

I may not be the best person to ask, as I'm currently too broke to afford the books and I don't know how to pirate them 💔

I know that "Robespierre: a revolutionary life" by Peter McPhee is a good starting point. A bit of research on Google (perhaps here on Tumblr too as afaik there are some historians + sources) can lead you to very interesting essays and extracts.

Other interesting sources can be memoirs, although they should be taken with a grain of salt as they can be biased (some more than others depending on the writer and when it was written). Personally, I've read some parts of Élizabeth Duplay/Le Bas' and Charlotte's regarding Robespierre (I low-key sobbed lmao).

Other than that, I think you should ask someone else, Tumblr is full of people more knowledgeable than me and who've been studying this subject more (I've been in the frev fandom for more or less two months), I would just end up recommending something I shouldn't out of ignorance. I thank you for the trust though 🩷

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Saint-Just: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Maxime's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

[secondjulia]

It's ok he's just reading evil books. He does that. It's a comfort thing. Don't worry. Just as long a nobody has to go anytime soon.

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"evil books" AND HERE I WAS THINKING HE WAS CAUGHT READING GOD KNOWS WHAT 😭

And it's possibly Rousseau of all people too 💔🥀

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what's your main blog?

it's @beatx-mavie-archangelx but it's just me occasionally rambling about random stuff, sorry to disappoint 😞

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Robespierre: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a tart...

Saint-Just: You would eat yourself?

Robespierre: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Robespierre: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling paranoia and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Saint-Just: You and me!!!

Robespierre, tearing up: Okay.

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Robespierre: Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this

Saint-Just: What did you do Maxime?

Robespierre: A MISTAKE

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Robespierre: Here's some advice

Saint-Just: I didn't ask for any

Robespierre: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Saint-Just: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Maxime's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

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Robespierre: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Saint-Just: Go the fuck to sleep

Robespierre: What gif I don't want to?

Saint-Just: Fuck You

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Robespierre: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Saint-Just: How can you still say that?

Robespierre: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Saint-Just: so, what's for dinner?

Robespierre, staring at the food he just burnt: regret

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Robespierre, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!

Saint-Just: How?

Robespierre: How what?

Saint-Just: How could they be worse?

Robespierre: They couldn’t, I lied.