Seeds & Stamps

Sajad Nanda.  24.  Co-Owner/Shopkeeper of the Traveling Nursery.

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solctude:

“ooh, that episode frustrated me a lot. the bus continued to come when spongebob was trying to eat. isn’t that just rude? howeever, it’s a good thing he got out while he could. i don’t think i could sputter with every word i say like the fish down there did.”

Frustrating is the exact word.  How did we get so engrossed in the topic of Spongebob?

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papillcns:

“i’ve been so dull, lately. i’m like an old lady or some shit. i go to work, then sleep all day, dick around and watch tv until i have to go back in to tend the bar. normally i wouldn’t even dare ask but–do you want to do something? anything, really? please, don’t make me regret asking for human interaction.”

Frozen yoghurt?  I’ve been craving some and it will help with the heat.  No judging for the amount of gummy bears I put on top though

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imessage → sajad

gel: well i don’t rly care about that tbh

gel: like what if the cat i fall in love with doesn’t eat it???

gel: then i just brought a spider for no reason

sajad: I would bet money that at least one of them would so it's not like you'd have to bring the spider back

sajad: anyway

sajad: have you thought about what you're going to name them

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imessage → sajad

gel: ur actually gonna disrespect me like this????

gel: i’ll have u know he’s going to be getting a sibling soon i just had to make sure i could afford it ok

sajad: when you go to adopt it, bring a spider and make sure they'll eat it before bringing it home

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imessage → sajad

gel: how dare u!!!!!!!

gel: that’s my son u bitch

sajad: you've damned him to a life of an only child

sajad: how unfortunate

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iMessage - sajad

cassius: how do you give yourself a haircut? asking for a friend

sajad: I'll bring over my clippers to clean up the mess

sajad: for a friend

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imessage → sajad

gel: it did!!!!!! it was hugE and gross

gel: i have a cat!!

gel: his name is nigel and he’s an icon but he’s too lazy to chase spiders around

sajad: sounds like it's time to get a nigel 2.0

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imessage → open

brennan: are u going to warped this year?

brennan: i'll be damned if i miss the last fuckin warped tour ever man

sajad: can't say I am

sajad: are you going to get all decked out for it? Do people do that for warp tour? I only read it about it once in a magazine

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imessage → sajad

gel: bitch u really had be fooled for a second there i was shook

gel: uhhhh it was a big ugly son of a bitch??? have u ever seen a spider pal??? they're NASTY and never invited but they show up anyway

sajad: haha, I'm not saying I like them, you just sort of made it seem like it looked different than normal

sajad: should get a cat, they eat them

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papillcns:

“okay, i’ve got you down for cameraman. thanks, dude, you’re the best. now, i just need to find someone who will, y’know, cook. maybe another judge? i’ve got no clue, i may get greedy and just wanna’ eat the whole thing myself.”

Why would you let anyone else come in and take your spotlight or share your food?  I say it’s a one man show

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imessage → sajad

gel: do u think spiders have feelings???

gel: i just killed a rly gross one in my bathroom but now i'm emo because what if it had a family or something u know?????

gel: am i a monster or is it just pms

sajad: you're a monster

sajad: just kidding, you're human. why was it gross?

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solctude:

“it says that you’re a smart individual who knows good tv. oh my god, i hate to be evil but when gary exploded, i cried with laughter instead of sadness. that shit was hilarious, don’t even get me started.”

Oh good, you remember it.  I think that episode might have been my favourite.  You know which one I hated?  The one where he got stuck in that town overnight because he didn’t catch the last bus.  I forget what the town was called, but I think you know which I’m talking about

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etherecls:

“ true. i hope they invent that shit soon ‘cause it would save everyone the hassle. and also the environment, probably. ” matty nodded his head at the thought. considering how much he traveled, it would definitely make his life easier. “ i don’t know man, i don’t think i’d be any good at training other people or anything. definitely not good enough to get PAID for it. plus, if it’s muscle you want, you’re gonna want to do a bit more than running anyway. ”

“I did my Masters in Geopolitics, don’t get me started on the environment,” he laughed, making sure that Matty knew he was being lighthearted about it.  “Well I’m not trying to become a body builder, just not be so skinny.  Like I know I should probably be lifting weights to go along with it, but I just feel like that’s too much.  I just want to run and have like a football players body, soccer I mean.”

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louvrcs:

“i’m not telling you to, just sayin’ some people like that. what you like to do is your own business.”

Honestly the thought never even crossed my mind as a possibility, not even in like a fantasy way.  I’m pretty boring, aren’t I?

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etherecls:

“ yeah. it’s kind of annoying, actually. life would be so much easier if you could just drive everywhere in like two seconds. good, though. you won’t regret it, ” matty nodded, a chuckle escaping his lips. “ i guess it is, huh ?? it’s a pretty normal amount for an athlete, though. or a hockey player, at the very least. i usually do a bit of cardio warm up in the morning, but i do most of my running at night when it’s not as hot ‘cause i like to be outside. ”

“I’d be good with teleportation honestly.”  Sajad shrugged, looking both ways before jay walking down the street.  “Clearly I don’t work out,” he laughed at himself momentarily.  “I have been running at night too though, to try and get a bit of muscle on my tiny bones.  I know this is random, but if you’re looking to make a few extra bucks I’d be willing to pay you to help me with my running.  Like training sort of.”

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the-marissaharrison:

“Oh, I’ll say it sober. I’ll shout it to the heavens stoned or sober. It was a genius idea and just what the Doc ordered,” Marissa laughed as she took the marshmallow from him and stuck it on her own wire stick. “How’re you doing anyway, Saj? I feel like we haven’t caught up in weeks.”.

Even though he may have not been taking part in the smoking, Sajad had to admit that he was feeling quite relaxed.  “It has been a while, hasn’t it?  I don’t know, just busy with the business I guess.  Been thinking about getting my own place finally.  It’s weird transitioning from living on your own for so long to going back to living with your parents for a bit, but it was easier for them that way starting up everything here.  Sisters are trying to get me obsessed with Queer Eye and I was suggested to eat off a girl’s ass at a strip club.  And that’s all that you’ve missed on the last episode.”

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louvrcs:

“yes, absolutely. i guarantee it. but we have nice sanitary tables for you to eat off instead. or, some girl’s ass, you know?” 

I think I just choked.  I don’t think you will ever in your lifetime see me eat anything off some girl’s ass, or guy for that matter