A Lawful Bi♤

☆28☆She/her☆Bi/Ace☆ Pathfinder/D&D stuff sprinkled with random nerd shit and memes. You have been warned.

[galileosballs]

Underrated JRPG feature is when one party member uses some non-weapon object as a weapon, but you still upgrade your stats by buying weapons, so now every weapon shop in the world needs to carry parasols of increasing lethality

[galileosballs]

This post inspired by how Genis in Tales of Symphonia canonically uses a ball and cup toy (kendama) because he's a kid

But because everyone in the game also gets an Ultimate Evil Super Cursed Ancient Weapon, the game has to find a way to make an Ultimate Evil Super Cursed Ball and Cup Toy. You know. For evil children.

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Ultimate Evil Super Cursed Ball and Cup Toy

[adonischildsupportcase]

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[segamascott]

[lawfulgoodness]

Shoutout to the Elder Millennial at the table next to me at the gaming bar, whose barbarian just charged into battle shouting "LEEEEROYYYY JENKINS!!!!"

and then had to stop and sheepishly explain a World of Warcraft meme to his genZ GM.

[the-cash-cache]

Relevant XKCD

[lawfulgoodness]

YES. THIS EXACTLY

[kalgalen]

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated

[podcastwizard]

outta my way gayboy i'm boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell

[podcastwizard]

hopital

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lovely-english-rose]

what a week huh?

[do-you-have-a-flag]

happy one year anniversary to this clusterfuck of a week

[racethewind10]

happy 2nd anniversary to *waves vaguely*

[spritespi]

“aren’t you tired of being nice” no!!!! i’m tired of everyone else being mean!!!!!!!!

[everythingfox]

Cat sees long time human friend after a long time

(via)

[lesbi-nyan]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

meanest person you've ever met: i'm so sick of being nice

[leguinning]

#nicest person you've ever met*: i had a bad day now i'm an evil bloodsucking thundercunt [angrily presses button on microwave]

[girlpatches-deactivated20250530]

me searching my blog for something i know for a fact i have posted about multiple times only for tumblr to show nothing

[girlpatches-deactivated20250530]

“that search was weird and we didnt really get it”

[empress-of-light2005]

[brassyasssassafrasaphone]

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life

[quasi-normalcy]

You know what, fuck it, I don't *want* some frivolous, artisanal, lighter-than-air computer with no customizability, no upgradeability, no reparability, no ports, and a lifetime of *maybe* 3 years if you're lucky. I want a fucking great BEAST of a computer that's designed to last a minimum of 50 years, with ports up the wazoo and optional drives for every kind of media! I want modular components that you can drop in a bog for a year, dry them off, and have them still work fine! I want them to make a noise like "ker-chunk!" when you slide them into place! I want a switch that you pull to turn it on! And I don't want software that constantly forces you to get a pointless, cosmetic "upgrade" every few months either! I want durability! I want longevity! I want satisfying haptics! I want Silicon Valley to go fuck itself!

[enki2]

[optimysticals]

Happy Pride!