sam

20 // undergrad anthropology major // various things, tv/movies, music i like, history, anthropology // terfs fuck off

[saladgl0ve]

evil ass house I'm in has a swamp cooler which is nice because it's 10000000 degrees out but also it makes me so fucking sweaty

been here 4 hrs and sweat is down this far lmao

[saladgl0ve]

im inventing new curves in my spine

[saladgl0ve]

important decompression ritual is to strip all your clothes off and writhe around in bed for a while

[saladgl0ve]

10:15 have to wake up at 5 tomorrow but I deserve scrolling for . because. i want to. no way this will bite me later on

[saladgl0ve]

>:(

[saladgl0ve]

a job is a type of purgatory

[saladgl0ve]

10:15 have to wake up at 5 tomorrow but I deserve scrolling for . because. i want to. no way this will bite me later on

[rustingbridges]

On the Roman rams we can read traces of officialdom: ‘Lucius Quinctius the son of Gaius, the quaestor, approved this ram.’ On the one surviving inscribed Carthaginian ram, we read: ‘We pray to Baal that this ram will go into this enemy ship and make a big hole.’

must admit I am with the Carthaginians on this one

[saladgl0ve]

[saladgl0ve]

yeah nolan's odyssey completely fucking bangs I'm sorry

[saladgl0ve]

in a literal as well as metaphorical sense my ear drums hurt

[saladgl0ve]

yeah nolan's odyssey completely fucking bangs I'm sorry

[thewickerking]

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

[calellon]

whoopss sorry i slipped up and hinted at the great darkness that roils within me. won't happen again

[bobdylanyaoi]

[saladgl0ve]

top ten scariest notifications

[3000s]

[saladgl0ve]

it's very depressing to realize how rabidly conspiratorial and prone to antisemitism people are getting

[saladgl0ve]

i love dinner and my friends