sam

20 // undergrad anthropology major // various things, tv/movies, music i like, history, anthropology // terfs fuck off

[flanbolt]

[apricops]

stop stop stop making appeals to some 'natural state of humanity.' war and slavery and xenophobia are in fact some of the most universal human behaviors ever recorded. humans do not have any kind of innate Noble Spirit that is being corrupted. You can just say "war is bad because it hurts people" you can just leave it at that! that should be an effective statement just by itself! shut the fuck up about Essences!

[saladgl0ve]

[saladgl0ve]

they didn't even tell travis scott to do anything he just got up on the table with a stick he found

[elbiotipo]

introducing a new character, Sun-Tzu But If He Sucked

[elbiotipo]

we have to hit them harder and they'll surrender no half measures time to take the gloves off

if you kill their leaders they'll just surrender trust me bro it happens in Age of Empires

the more you spread your logistics around contractors that have a monopoly on your weapons production the more you produce bro

you know what wins wars? having the most badass manly soldiers they should all be like total badasses with cool guns

you just have to strike bro no half measures gloves off don't care about what comes after you just have to declare war just declare war what are you a pussy

[saladgl0ve]

i understand why storm gods were so valued. it started pouring rain and dropped 20° and I immediately came in my pants

[saladgl0ve]

evil ass house I'm in has a swamp cooler which is nice because it's 10000000 degrees out but also it makes me so fucking sweaty

been here 4 hrs and sweat is down this far lmao

[saladgl0ve]

im inventing new curves in my spine

[saladgl0ve]

important decompression ritual is to strip all your clothes off and writhe around in bed for a while

[saladgl0ve]

10:15 have to wake up at 5 tomorrow but I deserve scrolling for . because. i want to. no way this will bite me later on

[saladgl0ve]

>:(

[saladgl0ve]

a job is a type of purgatory

[saladgl0ve]

10:15 have to wake up at 5 tomorrow but I deserve scrolling for . because. i want to. no way this will bite me later on

[rustingbridges]

On the Roman rams we can read traces of officialdom: ‘Lucius Quinctius the son of Gaius, the quaestor, approved this ram.’ On the one surviving inscribed Carthaginian ram, we read: ‘We pray to Baal that this ram will go into this enemy ship and make a big hole.’

must admit I am with the Carthaginians on this one

[saladgl0ve]

[saladgl0ve]

yeah nolan's odyssey completely fucking bangs I'm sorry

[saladgl0ve]

in a literal as well as metaphorical sense my ear drums hurt

[saladgl0ve]

yeah nolan's odyssey completely fucking bangs I'm sorry

[thewickerking]

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight