sexy salads and other gw2 things

Hello! This is a GW2 side-blog run by me, Livvy to keep this hot mess of Tyria feelings off my main. My server is Tarnished Coast and I'm always looking for more friends, so feel free to shoot me an ask or a PM or whisper me in-game at Arianna.9304! I do a little bit of everything and I love to RP, and I have way too many salads. I also co-run [tnRP], a small tight-knit PvX/RP guild you should check out if that's your thing. :D

[sylvaridreams]

[cindermetalheadgw2]

Pine tree sylvari getting chased down the street by their guild with arms full of wintersday lights and ornaments

[dualumina]

And it's not just regular chasing either. The guardians are spamming greatsword 3, all thieves have this weird overly acrobatic shadowstep going on, there's mesmer portals on every surface, revenants are Shiro-stancing Naruto-running after their ass, there's a single ranger riding twelve of their pets, the engineers are sprinting on mech legs, vapor form elementalists, and the warrior and necromancer are the only ones to bother using actual mounts.

[mystery-salad]

Pine tree sylvari fighting for their fucking LIFE

[gw2heritageposts]

Guild Wars 2 Heritage Post

[mordremoth]

*distant whispers to sylvari in the maguuma jungle* hey pick me up a häagen-dazs since you’re already out

[kralkatorrik]

and a latte, please

[jormag]

make that two, please, but extra hot while you’re at it.

[mordremoth]

don’t you both have your own minions for this, for crying out loud?

[gw2heritageposts]

Guild Wars 2 Heritage Post

[jormag]

look! I’m famous! :)

[mordremoth]

IT WAS MY POST!!!

[lady-quen]

I hope I'm not only a Plastic Spider to you, but a Veteran Plastic Spider

[antariies]

[sylvaridreams]

marjory thats so true but also i tore a hole in my leathers can you fix it :(

[the-desert-beast]

WOULD YOU LIKE TO EARN TOO MANY GODDAMN BAGS FROM THE MAD KING'S LABRINTYH???

WELL HERE'S HOW!!!!!!

A recent patch allowed for boons to grant you "kill credit" meaning that when an ally with a boon you gave them kills something, you earn loot too! As such, Herald is now an AMAZING way to loot a fuckton of bags from the Mad King's Lab.

First, some lab farming etiquette tips.

Low damage is your priority. Unequip exotic+ trinkets, and if you have the bag space, swap your exotic+ armor for masterwork gear of a support/survival stat set.

SPAMMING AUTOATTACK IS YOUR BEST FRIEND!! NO RAID ROTATIONS! except for boss doors. bosses have so much goddamn health.

NO POWER GEAR; power deals Too Much damage far too quickly, as the open world mobs in the lab Do Not Scale with the amount of nearby players. Power gear & builds will cause you to melt mobs before anyone else can tag them!

NO MOUNT ATTACKS: Mount abilities deal too much damage for the same reasons as above.

Let the tag/Commander open doors! Don't open Boss (purple) doors when running with a Mob (green) Doors only group!!

NOW HOW MAKE MONEY (GET BAGS)??????

For Tag Herald, You'll want to run Invocation, Salvation, and well. Herald. My build looks like this

My Revenant is running level 75 or lower Masterwork(green) Shaman's gear, no trinkets, with a level 75 masterwork Shaman's Shortbow.

Shortbow lets you tag plenty of mobs when they're stacked! With the help of shortbow 4 & 5 you can tag some stray groups of mobs yourself!

Snag a Relic of Speed from the survival relic chests or off the tp! This relic + the Herald trait "Rising Momentum" will give you enough speed to keep up with the groups this year! (I tend to outrun them, so you can change this trait if you like. remember the low damage rule!)

Now for actually picking up the bags you'll want to leave one or two facets of your choice pulsing boons. Light, Elements, Strength, and Nature are all good options.

I leave Light & Elements active the entire time, using my Elite Consume skill when I fall behind or the group has no mobs to smack for a stretch of the lab.

For more bags, max out your magic find!! Lick those spirit banners!! Eat those Chocolate Omnomberry Creams or Omnomberry Bars!!! And lick a utility item that gives magic find!! I use the festival utility items (Crystallized Nougat, Pumpkin Oil, Sharpening Skull.) They're pretty cheap and they give you +30% Magic Find. The more magic find, the more bags!! If your guild has a Magic Find buff- nab it!!! Don't forget your magic fin boosters too. you want to get to around 250+ - 300 magic find!

you can check your magic find on the equipment panel, it's the last attribute listed on the right.

A little clover icon + the % of your magic find!

i think that's everything, happy farming! Remember to keep your damage low and to stretch every 30 minutes to every hour!! stay hydrated and take care of your eyes & posture!

HAPPY MAD KING FEST

[miss-oranje]

discovery❗️/serve works on tonics. @antariies was my cameraman

[enviouseredi]

In 3 years from now, if GW2 is still a thing,,, it’ll be the year of the Horse. They can’t avoid censoring horses forever.

[theomaru]

We pull up in the fahrar like

[red-catmander]

i love the little wintersday race in divinity's reach because that eleven month gap makes us rollerbeetle tryhards get cocky. we're fresh off halloween, doing doughnuts in the mad king's pumpkin patch and ruining the soil quality for years to come, how hard is the cute little festive race. we're rolling up to the start line with our chai lattes thinking it will be nothing. our beetles also have lattes. the normal people who are just here to have 'fun' in the 'video game' are on their raptors. and then the race starts and we rev those bad boys up and smash, at 90mph, into every single wall in that city. hit the finish line three weeks later in body bags that make mulch sounds when you press on them. and then the daily rolls around and we don't learn a single lesson. camp any corner in that city in late december and you will see the 'do not do' portion of a driver's ed film unfold with horrifying regularity. by the time we figure it out, wintersday is done and we have a packed schedule of comas to be in. if you're a new player and you don't know where the festival hub is walk into divinity's reach and follow the trail of gore. i look forward to doing this next year

[cindermetalheadgw2]

Pine tree sylvari getting chased down the street by their guild with arms full of wintersday lights and ornaments

[dualumina]

And it's not just regular chasing either. The guardians are spamming greatsword 3, all thieves have this weird overly acrobatic shadowstep going on, there's mesmer portals on every surface, revenants are Shiro-stancing Naruto-running after their ass, there's a single ranger riding twelve of their pets, the engineers are sprinting on mech legs, vapor form elementalists, and the warrior and necromancer are the only ones to bother using actual mounts.

[greyishbobbi]

Sunrise, Embroidery, Me 2022

[jawlivari]

I offer you

[darkeiya]

This was how Long Live the Lich happened, right?

(or, the Hark! A Vagrant parody that nobody asked for)

[tetraethyl]

Lady Wisteria Whiskington art dump sponsored by @guildwars2! Once again, did these a while back but have to post them again since remaking this account~ Please do not repost! Do not touch! Ask first!

[guild-snail]

hello welcome to my head cannon no you dont get an explanation

[guild-snail]

 ty for validating my shitpost