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Artist, author, gamer, shipper, shitposter, and lifelong villain simp. Older than you, probably. Art tag is #the darke arts If you don't like Pokémon, D&D, Final Fantasy XIV, scenery, or silly edits, then you're probably gonna have a bad time here.

[darkeiya]

All the cool kids have a pinned post these days, I probably should make one too.

The name’s Darkeiya (dark-eye-uh), but you can just call me Darke.

I'm a serial fandom lurker, eternal villain lover, and generally just here to vibe and hopefully make someone smile.

I do art when I can, and will happily take any chance to ramble about my myriad OCs. NSFW content is rare but will be tagged as such.

The Lightbringers are my current D&D table and my forever blorbos. I have a shitpost sideblog about them here: @justlightbringersthings.

I'm also active on Bluesky!

[darkeiya]

Decided to also draw my Azem with a pride-themed champa corsage, because I could.

[darkeiya]

Decided to also draw my Azem with a pride-themed champa corsage, because I could.

[darkeiya]

Pride-themed champa corsage because flowers are pretty and so is Sarantuya.

[andatsea]

Twenty summers past.

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[darkeiya]

Pride-themed champa corsage because flowers are pretty and so is Sarantuya.

[slitherpunk]

...i beg your pardon?

[beggars-opera]

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING

[meepmoopmaap]

@urlocalchaosjunkie the two klauses

[netherator]

fork in the garbage disposal isn't that old

[beggars-opera]

Fork in the garbage disposal is turning 19 in just a few months. My guy the YES dance is so old it's legally an adult at this point.

[conservethis]

STOP!! I lost my contact!!

[straytheskies]

its 3 am and im tire d and someone posted this strategy board in ffxiv and im crying

[hollowboobtheory]

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

[hollowboobtheory]

internet soft skills

not opening the comments

letting people be wrong

letting people be wrong about YOU

letting people have a bad impression of you (see above)

knowing when your input isn't needed

spotting bot comments

block button

[hollowboobtheory]

blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them

[bigbigbigtruck]

"why'd they block me? we've never talked" bro if i see you being nasty to the bartender i'm not gonna chat you up

[absolem0]

Kefka be handing these out left and right in the race

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[mellorocket]

[northstareclipse]

There's a recurring online tendency to aestheticize consensus itself. The imagined future village is full of emotionally compatible people who enjoy communal gardening, conflict resolution circles, acoustic folk music, mutual aid potlucks, and repairing bicycles together at sunset. Which is nice for the people who genuinely enjoy that lifestyle. But plenty of humans are solitary, prickly, obsessive, urban, nocturnal, sensory-seeking, technologically attached, contrarian, novelty-seeking, private, or just plain difficult. Those people do not evaporate after the revolution. They do not get Left Behind while you are Raptured into the Utopia. They become your neighbors.

[quixotic-dragon]

Personal gold stars

[apollokyler]

pen sensitivity glitched so i gotta reload the puter but i had no time for that

[lunarea0]

𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩

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