NUMBER ONE WAD DEFENDER

dan and phil blog "if you’re meeting your mysterious lover off the internet, don’t you want them to do the longest walk down a train platform ever?" main blog is transjudas!

[diphowell]

d <3 p

[rawish-moonstone]

the phannie producers of that news segment had a meeting where they decided to throw pinof and sister daniel in the interviewer's face and tell him nothing

[ahappydnp]

are they gonna acknowledge the bdsm in the room tho

well we already got this before they were even gay so can't wait to see how he frames it now

[diphowell]

(do you think dan and phil ever held hands during the stereo shows since they didn't have to be on camera?)

i think they were in each others laps

[quercussy-the-sexy-oak-tree]

"If I was in Bella's position when I was 17 I would have made every single decision identically"

Oh really Dan Howell you would have sacrificed everything to be with a disturbingly pale boy in your late teens? I had no idea.

[diphowell]

really sad that dan knowing the laws about public sex in the uk isn’t enough for phil 😔

[diphowell]

where are the philcest fic writers at

[diphowell]

ridiculous copyright ass system

[amazingphil]

Danmander and Philachu

[diphowell]

i can’t tell if dan’s weird ass word salad actually gets worse when he does interviews or if i’m just more aware that he’s going to be observed by people who don’t know what he’s like

[diphowell]

2015 + 2026

[insomniac-ink]

if you’re still accepting dnp art prompts could you draw 2009 dan in wad merch? i love your art!!<3

Sorry it took so long, I’m trying to finish these this weeks

Thank you! And I’m always accepting prompts too btw

[diphowell]

2015 + 2026

[diphowell]

The only reason I think they aren’t planning an actual wedding is because Phil seemed genuinely surprised when Dan said “yet” in the pizza video.

But who knows at this point

my main current theory is it’s a tour segment and dans doing bits but i think even if they were engaged phil would be surprised by dan saying that lmao

[diphowell]

Ive also never been a marriage truther but they are really pushing it recently lol. Ive seen people talking about inheritance laws in England on here and apparently unless youre married theres a 40% inheritance tax? So I wouldnt be surprised if theyd want to get married at some point for financial reasons. But if thats the case then why tell us?? Idk maybe theyre just soft launching a tour segment i think thats very likely.

lmao i had the same thought! like i'm more leaning toward tour segment atm but i know not to feel too sure about anything with these two

[diphowell]

they're either soft launching the real life phwedding or a segment for the hard launch tour. at this point who knows which.

[diphowell]

please hold i have a new theory