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2021 Vocaloid Black Friday & Cyber Monday Deals

This post will be updated daily for any additional shops and deals. Quantities are limited. Some stores may not have started sales yet, be sure to check back daily.

Vocaloid Merch (T-Shirts, Manga, Etc.)

CDJapan: 1,000 yen off any order 10,000 yen or more. Use coupon code BCSPECIAL21 at checkout.

Tokyo Otaku Mode: 25X TOM points on all new Vocaloid figures (Kaito V3 scale figure, Luo Tianyi scale figure) and select items 90% off for premium members.

For Fans by Fans / GSC US: 30% off Select Hatsune Miku Apparel

Hot Topic: 30% everything online

Rightstuf: Select items on sale

Just Geek: Select items on sale

Miku Merch (Miku Expo Goods): Select items on sale

Honey & Butter: 25% off Hatsune Miku Macaron Guide & 30% off Rin/Len, Snow Miku Enamel Pins (sale starts 11/26)

Vocaloid Software / Related Music Production

Voctro Labs: Bruno, Clara, and Maika (boxed copies and digital downloads) are on sale

Vocaloid Shop: 15% off Vocaloid 5 Standard and Premium Editor

Big Fish Audio: 25% off Zero-G Engloids

Zero-G: 25% off Zero-G Engloids

Plogue: 50% off Chipspeech and other chiptune products

Sweetwater Audio: Select recording gear on sale

Internet Co: 15% off their Vocaloids (Gumi English is cheaper on their global site)

Dl-Site: Multiple coupons available for all digital vocaloids

This is also a great time to check for any DAWs, plugins, etc. to see if they are on sale!

#aye this is a great recourse rn #i bought chipspeech finally

posting my man on main just because

perceive my utau, tohi

#shh its a secret #utau

trufflesmushroom

I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??

And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!

Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!

Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!

trufflesmushroom

I boiled the head and it popped right onto the neck in like two seconds.

I’m an idiot. Always do things the proper way from the get-go. Saves a lot of wasted time and struggle and ouchy hands.

trufflesmushroom

BARBIES. I’M TALKING ABOUT BARBIES. I AM CUSTOMIZING TOYS RIGHT NOW I AM NOT A SERIAL KILLER AND I HAVE NEVER BEHEADED AN ACTUAL REAL LIFE HUMAN BEING OR TRIED TO REATTACH A PERSON’S HEAD BY BOILING IT

trufflesmushroom

Please stop reblogging this post. I promise I’m not a mass murderer, a necromancer, or an executioner with a weird side hobby. I just wanted to work on some dolls. I thought the context was obvious. How did it come to this.

Curvy MtM Dancer Barbie says: tumblr user @trufflesmushroom would never mutilate a real human corpse!! Chopping up people’s remains isn’t very hip!! Trust your fellow bloggers!!

#i missed this post so much thank you for reminding me of it #fav

thehmn

The level of stupid shit you can suffer from as a human is ridiculous.

Like, for years I had no idea that the weird zigzag visual distortions I sometimes experience are called visual migraine. What kind of random bullshit is that?

The only reason why I even googled it was because one night the zigzagging filled my entire field of vision and made me effectively blind for a few minutes. One time it got that bad while I was walking the dogs and all I could do was “Well, I’m pretty sure I know in which direction my house is so I’ll just have to follow the paved road and hope my dogs keep me from going somewhere weird” The only reason why those of us who have this are even allowed in traffic is because it’s not a sudden blindness. We see it creep up on us and sometimes it goes away and sometimes we’re just blind for a little while.

And before people get worried about the pain, there’s none. It’s just called a visual migraine because of how it works.

But yeah, I just wanted to expand your knowledge about weird random stuff people can have in case you’d never heard of this. And admittedly, it’s a very low risk thing that isn’t sad or dangerous in itself, just meh and annoying. So feel free to give it to any character you just want to go blind for a little while for a completely none-dangerous reason that will come and go randomly.

salamander-in-a-sock

Omg, this happens to me every couple months, and it happened to me last night at work. I lose half of my eyesight to a weird iridescent static. I thought it might be something dangerous but never got it checked out, wow

#and i see this post a day after it happened for the first time in a while #calm down universe #long post

vocaloid-tunes

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SOLEDAD | Jonathan B (Keitaro) feat. Clara, Bruno, & MAIKA

vegetaljuce

archive-wave-unmoved

I decided to make some Leon and Lola interpretations to go along with my Miriam that i’ve had for a little while now! I based their designs loosely on their pre release box. i didn’t have much to work with but there’s some notes explaining my process a bit.

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an old compilation of AI walks from years ago, early 2000

gasstationeggsalad

When this thing walks towards me I literally feel like I’m in hell

unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva

this is the music that plays during sleep paralysis

#fav #hyperpop

bludragongal

Hey, I drew some fanart!

times-chu

You can tell when an artist has experience drawing lewds just by looking sometimes.

bludragongal

no one tell them

PS I am THRILLED that literally every response is about the exact same thing. I am dying. This is hilarious.

adurot

Personally my brain went straight to a Jojo reference, and I’ve never even watched Jojo.

age-of-arcanum

My literal first thought was “why are they posing sexily” and thats coming from an asexual

bludragongal

y’all can cast as many suspicious eyes upon me as you like but here is an official screenshot of this official character as they appear in their official game: