Salem

they/them|queer|17

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me: i really want to listen to ptv

vickle pickle:

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me: oh no a wasp

the wasp in question: imma be

me: oh i love black eyed peas okay you’re chill

him: not what i meant

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i share my opinion because it’s always right and a good take. if i ever have a bad take, we have more pressing matters because we are no longer in this reality. we have messed up and gone into another multiverse or whatever. this is the world where i only have solid takes

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a horseshoe scores more than you

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so i just found out that a lot of my health issues are actually from medicine that i got at 10 whenever my health started getting bad, physical and mentally. i knew i had a lot of problems with medicine in the past but i didn’t realize i was still having side effects to the newer ones. ive had to stop medicine bc they gave me hallucinations, severe migraines, and severe mental health issues, but i was told all my current health issues were not due to any medicine im on. they are. six years of testing and trying medicine and im still not better. i want to just go cold turkey and see how i naturally feel, because i dont know who i am without medication anymore. and if i do that, i can get new medicine and actually be aware enough of what it does to my body.

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boy: yeah my mom died giving birth to me

me: wow that sucks i bet she wouldn’t want to do thru that again

him: what

me: so did she have any kids after you or were you it

the joke is i truly did not register that he said died. i thought childbirth so i thought tear. i feel bad

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gingers are either incredibly ugly or insanely hot prove me wrong

there are no mid gingers

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she skibi on my dee til i toliet

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what if you and another person are born on the same day same year and your parents decide yall will be together forever. and when you’re older someone asks “how long have you two been together” and you say your whole life because you two were born together and made to be dating and so you are 80 but have been together for 80 years and married for 60 how cray is that

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i'm so upset because this morning at like four am i thought of something so funny i woke myself up bc i was laughing and then i kept laughing like a crazy person for like three minutes. it was the funniest thing i ever thought of, and i was like "haha i'll remember in the morning, i don't need to write it down" and i don't remember. at all. but i know it was hilarious

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heard somebody said it’s the “best race of all races” (referring to a foot race) and i said “okay aryans” and i thought it was hilarious

i’m not racist

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what if the amount of “s”’s on the back of a plural word shows how many items there are. like four dogs is dogssss. seven dogs is dogsssssss. one dog is dogs.

[lovelenivy]

mouse bites™

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hamilton at the tony thing last night was amazing. straight fire. best tony performance

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i have a 21 month old brother who was listening to some color/alphbet song on youtube for his daily screen time on the tv. it went “A - orange, B - blue, C - cyan” and i had to rewind it because i was sure i misheard it. nope, it really says “A - orange”. and for O it says “O - olive”

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heh let’s justr say..

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tokyo ghoul is peak they just casually drop some of the hardest lines in history and move on.

“i always knew that trusting a human would get me killed. and nothing’s changed. i’ve just found one who’s worth dying for”

“if an angelic being fell from the sky and tried to live in this world of ours I think even they would commit many wrongs”

“sometimes good people make bad choices. it doesn't mean they are bad people. it means they're human. in choosing both, you lose both”

“be someone who knows pain instead of someone who hurts”

“the wisdom that sleeps in the written word is overcome by a despair that lurks within”

“trusting a human is difficult, but, if it’s by you, then it’s probably fine if I’m betrayed”

“never trust anyone too much, remember the devil was once an angel”

“to gain one thing, you may have to lose something else”

“there’s no right reason to kill a living creature so in reality we’re all evil”

“do you know what it feels like to be tortured by your own mind?”

“life is a tragedy for those who feel. And a comedy for those who think”

it’s actually so impactful. 10/10 anime. rewatching it again because it’s just so amazing. life changing, eye opening, mind boggling