Survived The Tumblr Tit Ban

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[ao3legendarium]

how the fuck does one achieve these heights

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[daisyfairy1]

Ok, so I now want to read fics in all the fandoms based on this.

(Found on twitter https://twitter.com/WholesomeMeme/status/1632788134856474624?s=19)

[deehellcat]

omg, yes please. this would translate so well into so many fandoms :D

[copperbadge]

What impresses me most is the attention to design. There's formatting and layout involved.

Did this bouncer like, bring this person home, put them to bed, start the laundry, and then sit down to make a little Drunk Guest zine? Does he do this regularly so he had a template ready? Is that cool or a little weird? Was he attracted to his guest and hoping to make a great first impression? Was he just super anxious that they weren't waking up before he'd have to leave for presumably his day job, so he poured it all into this little gem the following morning? Is his day job in typesetting?

It manages to inspire even more questions than it answers, which is quite the feat.

[medusadyke]

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

[medusadyke]

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

[hylianengineer]

I'm afraid they'll become scientists and data that lives depend on will turn out to be wrong - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become engineers and sign off on bridge designs that collapse - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become medical professionals who don't know what they're doing - and people will die.

The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter.

[noah-wyles]

the way people accurately predicted someone fucking up robby's bike so he can't leave

take your bets now!

[salamonka]

[the-muppet-joker]

I'm too busy to FUCK MY KERMIT PLUSHIE or make TUMBLR POSTS due to PURSUING ACADEMIC ACHIEVEMENT and THE TORMENT NEXUS OF CAPITALISM! UNBELIEVABLY SAD!!! FUCK MY STUPID BAKA MUPPET LIFE!!!!!

[sammroo167]

It cracks me up that Joy Kwon, an American Korean who Western media loves to slot into that duty‑driven overachiever and tireless‑workhorse stereotype, be the one to triumphantly claim her right to clock off on time.

Legend. Unionise that floor, diva.

[xria-rose]

Addicts who have broken through to the other side see things others don't and KNOW how to approach it.

Cassie McKay sees through Michael Robinavitch. And he knows it. Which is why he fled from her.

But she's the only one who's tried so far. And not in an accusatory way, not yelling at him, or snapping, or blaming him. She sees what he's doing and she approached him with kindness and respect and DIGNITY. She has knowledge of this. And she KNOWS.

Put some GOTdamn respect on my girl Cassie McKay for being the ONLY ONE to clock Robby on wanting to hurt himself.

[zillychu]

PLEASE go see Hoppers in theaters.

It's delightful. It's hilarious, charming, has great messages, and just feels so much like a Pixar Renaissance era film!

It's also quietly woke as fuck in a way that will deeply resonate with older viewers who feel helpless and angry about... everything currently going on with the world. Like I'm obsessed with how they were able to subtly slip in a message that goes very much against the expected and tired "meet your moral opponents in the middle".

It's so subtle but not at all missable. And it's so on the nose you might want to scream when you realize what literally happens in the figurative message.

[noah-wyles]

HOWARD MADE IT THROUGH HIS SURGERY

[rahnesinclair]

HBO: Hey try to be neutral about the ICE topic ok

The Pitt: Our virally successful hot silver fox who is white as the driven snow is arrested by ICE because he was trying to protect his patient from further injury because ICE are animalistic bullies and we want to show that to the wider HBO audience that won't recognize brown pain.

[eloiscbridgerton]

TRINITY SANTOS & FRANK LANGDON THE PITT 2.11 – 5:00 P.M.

[divorcedfranklangdon]

just a reminder that it's fuck ICE forever

[salamonka]

EMMA!!!

[julius-caeser]

is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, hehehe wait what-

[julius-caeser]

hey guys, didnt think id have to make this post again, if youre in my dm's and ask box trying to find out who i am and where I live and make actual threats against me personally its fucked up. this is a haha fun thing ive been doing for 7 years now but if you continue to try and dox me i will be shutting this down. thanks.