Omg this is great haha been loving these questionnaires! Sorry it took me so fucking long to actually do it lol well here goes nothing
1. I stumbled into his castle one stormy night - hammered drunk - got lost leaving the pub and thought it was my airbnb.
2. Ideal date? Hmm honestly just a stroll in the park at night, looking at the stars n shit, and talking throughout the evening. That sounds perfect.
3. I’d like to fool around with a few more of my human years before asking to be turned. Gotta gorge myself on mortal vices before succumbing to my immortal whims.
4. Oh we’d go charter a yacht off the coast of France, anchor off somewhere in the calanques, and we’d have a whole crew too so they could feed the both of us. My profile pic thing of Claes is how I picture Dracula chillin on the beach and it is a dream of mine.
5. You know me, we’re having a fucking WILD night on the town. The two of us would be far too chaotic to have a quiet evening inside.
6. He’d be labeled BATMAN in my phone and whenever he would call, my ringtone would blare the batman theme song but at the end I actually recorded over it and instead of the words “na na na na na BATMAN” it would actually be me screaming “na na na na na DRAC MAN!!” After the first time he heard it, Dracula would make a note to never ever call me again - only text. Lmao
7. I’d introduce him to all my weird niche interests and - much like most people in my life - he would be lovingly frustrated but appreciate my intense passion and probably just pat me on the head, leaving me to my devices.
8. Massage my shoulders and neck and maybe a lil bite here or there.
9. It’d be so interesting to hear his version of certain historic events; the guy has seen some shit.
10. Hmmmm devil and angel but he’s the angel. LMAO IMAGINE HOW UNCOMFORTABLE HE’D LOOK IN ALL WHITE AND A HALO 😂🤣🤣
11. Idk I bet he’s pretty dynamite in the sack. He looks like he’d be an attentive lover.
12. When I saved his life by killing some bitchass vampire hunter. Or at least I kept saying I saved his life but he insists he had it all under control.
13. THAT HAND ON THE BACK OF THE NECK THING CLAES DOES just makes me melt. It’s so ahhhh what is the word? Possessive. Ugh such a turn on. Idk Dracula really listens well and is reciprocative and he would do like stupid shit but make up for it with absurdly romantic stuff.
14. Hahahaha hell no. It’d be hilarious to hear my brother give him the shovel talk though.
15. I just had a dumb idea of him using a trail of flying bats to lure me to the woods where he pops out of a wolf again and there are all these candles around and he’s just grinning so smugly with a ring looking like he is the most brilliant man alive. I’m over here with my head in my hands going “Goddamnit, Drac. Why must I be in love with such big beautiful idiot?”
16. Traditional as in like…in a church?? I think probably not lol. Nah we wouldn’t have a big show or anythin; we’d go to Vegas and elope, maybe turn a fake-Elvis into a vamp while we’re there and have him marry us, and then go on a Fear and Loathing style bender.
17. I don’t know shit about wedding dresses tbh but I doubt it would be fitting to wear white. I’d like a dark green dress, though, and have him wear something similar to what he wore with the Grand Duchess, but with purple instead of red. All very dark colors that almost look black, but when they catch a certain light, they shine.
18. Lol I’ll stand by my Las Vegas story above.
19. We would go to Iceland and check out the Blue Lagoon thermal hot springs and watch the Northern Lights. Maybe stay in one of those cool looking igloo things.
20. Private. With our freshly-turned-fake-Elvis and maybe like a homie or two for our witnesses.
21. Nah lol just the Elvis guy is enough.
22. Trust in Me by Etta James because deep, deep down I am a hopeless fucking sap and this is my favorite love song.
23. DRAIN ME DRY, BIG BOY, IT’S TURNING TIME.
Lmaoooo clearly I had far too much fun with this one. Tagging a few if anyone wants to partake: @thebeautyofdisorder @festering-queen @guardianbelle @hiphop-gir @hyacinth-meadow
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