[dylan-obrien]

[vivienvalentino]

Sabrina the Teenage Witch 2.07 — A River of Candy Corn Runs Through It

[forever90s]

[sabrina-salem]

Fun fact: Nick Bakay is the voice of Salem.

[dylan-obrien]

Sabrina the Teenage Witch  |  2x07 - “A River of Candy Corn Runs Through It”

[fycaos]

— It’s the four of us, then. — *Meows* — Right, sorry, Salem. The five of us.

[brittany]

Sabrina the Teenage Witch  |  4x09 - “Love Means Having to Say You’re Sorry”

[salemiisms]

Like for a thing with your favourite sassy feline.

[salemiisms]

“Oh, shiit. I’m a dangerous man with some money in my pocket.”

[salemiisms]

24K Magic is top-tier Salem aesthetic, no lie.

[salemiisms]

inconnu--dreamscapes:

salemiisms:

“And you’re the ugliest person I’ve ever met. When was the last time you tweezed those eyebrows? Ughh.”

Steps on his tail.

[cat screeching]

“You just messed with the wrong cat, pretty boy!” proceeds to claw at him.

[salemiisms]

inconnu--dreamscapes:

salemiisms:

Offended Salem noises. “Well, excuuuse me. I am a mere cat, not a demon.”

“… well then, you’re about the nastiest cat I’ve ever met.”

“And you’re the ugliest person I’ve ever met. When was the last time you tweezed those eyebrows? Ughh.”

[salemiisms]

inconnu--dreamscapes:

salemiisms:

“Say there, big boy, got any canned fish, preferably of the saltwater variety? Hm?”

@inconnu–dreamscapes || damon. let the snark begin.

“…” 

Did that cat just fucking talk to me?

Damon tossed his bottle of Rum in the trash. 

And did he call me big boy???

“Shoo, demon.”

Offended Salem noises. “Well, excuuuse me. I am a mere cat, not a demon.”

[salemiisms]

“Say there, big boy, got any canned fish, preferably of the saltwater variety? Hm?”

@inconnu--dreamscapes || damon. let the snark begin.

[salemiisms]

spellmanx:

- ̗̀  SALEM SABERHAGEN !!   ̖́-

Cue eye roll. Salem repeated her words in a high pitched sarcastic tone. “It’d be too easy. Puh-leeaze, Sabrina. Since when have you cared whether something was too easy?”

           ❛   you’re so  OBNOXIOUS,  salem  !!   ❜    she exclaims,  purposely speaking in a  higher pitched  voice,  though anyone can tell she’s simply teasing.     ❛    since it annoys you,  obviously.   ❜

“Gee, thanks. I feel so appreciated.” The dry sarcasm was evident in his tone as he stared up at her. “Now are we getting tuna or not?”

[salemiisms]

spellmanx:

- ̗̀  SALEM SABERHAGEN !!   ̖́-

He rolled back onto his belly and huffed. “What, you can’t just conjure up a can?” What use was being a witch if you couldn’t make what you wanted appear or so how Salem thought.

           sabrina rolls over on her bed,  white haired  head hanging  off the edge of it,  blue eyes blinking at her cat.    ❛   because it’d be too easy,  obviously.   ❜    a pause,  she licking her lips.    ❛   not to mention,  GOING OUT TO SHOP  would be a good excuse to get outta the house,  nonetheless.   ❜

Cue eye roll. Salem repeated her words in a high pitched sarcastic tone. “It’d be too easy. Puh-leeaze, Sabrina. Since when have you cared whether something was too easy?”

[salemiisms]

spellmanx:

- ̗̀  SALEM SABERHAGEN !!   ̖́-

Rolling onto his back, Salem lifted up his paws and looked at Sabrina with the most innocent look he could muster. “Because you will find a way to get the tuna and you cannot resist a cute furry face like mine.”

           she tsks her tongue,  sabrina bending down to pick him up with a huff,  bopping his nose.    ❛   unless you come to the store with me,  and use that  cute furry face  to finesse them into giving us a couple free cans,  i’m afraid we may be out of luck.  poor student,  remember  ??   ❜

He rolled back onto his belly and huffed. “What, you can’t just conjure up a can?” What use was being a witch if you couldn’t make what you wanted appear or so how Salem thought.