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did poppy cheat on natas with ryan?

ooo! we haven’t heard about it, but it makes sense to us!

care to comment? @bombschell @pcptart @natasgreyy

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what’s going on with the people leaving the group chats?

we don’t know for sure! but we have a guess! why would hollis, lazarus, and icarus all leave? maybe there was trouble in paradise? perhaps that trouble was icarus?

care to comment? @lastcfkin @honestglory @dcntdcthat

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big surprise but icarus and abernathy are apparently friends again

friends, you say! interesting, but we think maybe there’s a bit more going on there!

care to comment? @deaddcve @dcntdcthat

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i heard psyrus is leaving to go to deathridge to meet up with a girl he’s been cheating on nyx with

oh, wow! how interesting! though, we do feel like that might be a bit of a stretch, nonnie! who knows, though! we shall see!

care to comment? @la-nuitx @psyrussaintes

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how’s everyone doing! we’d love to know! ask box open!

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psyrus cheated on nyx

oh, we heard! is this the end of psynyx? can’t say we’re too disappointed! if any of you know the name of blondie, please do tell!

care to comment? @psyrussaintes @la-nuitx

[la-nuitx]

he didn’t cheat

[salemssecrets]

keep that denial, babygirl! it looks good on you!

[salemssecrets]

psyrus cheated on nyx

oh, we heard! is this the end of psynyx? can’t say we’re too disappointed! if any of you know the name of blondie, please do tell!

care to comment? @psyrussaintes @la-nuitx

[salemssecrets]

we heard great things about last nights party! send us in what we missed? see something no one else did? tell us! got a suspicion about something you think happened? tell us! dabbled in some trouble? tell us!

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ship alert!

august and oats! we’ll call them goats!

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is there something going on between auggie and oats?

we don’t know yet! he’s got a girlfriend! but we’ll get to the bottom of this for you, nonnie!

care to comment? @oatsandhces @bchindthcmall

[salemssecrets]

ship alerts!

abernathy and icarus! we’ll call them abacus!

abernathy and ryan! we’ll call them neilswood!

questions or comments? @bombschell @deaddcve @dcntdcthat

[bombschell]

Literally why

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an answer abernathy could give you!

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nyx is so fucking annoying. in fact, her whole family is. i dunno how psyrus deals with her and how hollis deals with lazarus.

we admire your passion, nonnie! fuck her and her whole lineage! we must know what she did to deserve this! we cannot agree more though! maybe it’s time the forsells were knocked down a peg!

[salemssecrets]

ship alerts!

nyx and psyrus! we’ll call them psynyx!

psyrus and (unidentified cheating blonde)! tba!

[salemssecrets]

ship alerts!

lazarus and hollis! we’ll call them lollie!

icarus and hollis! we’ll call them icallis!

[salemssecrets]

ship alerts!

abernathy and icarus! we’ll call them abacus!

abernathy and ryan! we’ll call them neilswood!

questions or comments? @bombschell @deaddcve @dcntdcthat

[salemssecrets]

i saw psyrus cheating on nyx at the bar! with some blonde chick!

tsk tsk tsk! to cheat is one thing, but to get caught! how could he?

care to comment? @la-nuitx @psyrussaintes

[la-nuitx]

no. he wouldn’t do that. i don’t believe you.

[salemssecrets]

ignorance is bliss!

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abernathy has become extremely clingy with icarus and can’t go without a day of asking for permission from him

they definitely have an interesting dynamic! seems like abernathy might have a crush? he seems to care quite a bit about what icarus thinks of him!

care to comment? @deaddcve @dcntdcthat