I can't get over how awesome I am.

I'm Izzy. Stories are cool.

[kit-harington]

[alrightevans-deactivated2015091]

17 sickles to a galleon and 29 knuts to a sickle seems like a pretty confusing system for a community of people who stop learning maths at the age of eleven

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

gf: “what are you thinking about?” me: “oh, nothing.” me, internally: “if Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny were both on Baby Looney Toons then why does she have to introduce herself in Space Jam? Shouldn’t they have known each other since they were children? Could the Looney Toons Universe subscribe to the multiple worlds theory where Bugs and Lola never met? but how far does this, for lack of a better term, rabbit hole, go? Elmer Fudd was on Baby Looney Toons as well, which means that he and Bugs are roughly the same age but as an adult he is Bugs’ primary antagonist? The lifespan of a rabbit is 9-12 years and Elmer is clearly an adult. How can that be? Could Bugs bunny be immortal?”

[edwardspoonhands]

obvs.

[90s90s90s]

[pinstripehourglass]

shadows of a lost empire

[lobsterjimsourcream]

the head bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

there are seven cervical vertebrae

[mondlers]

[marinahanna]

[littlechinesedoll]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Outtake.  The snake head of Jason’s Lucius cane gets caught in Dan’s robes. 

[silentandfriendly]

sorry, love

[hell-sanity]

the head touch

[roseserena]

this is so fucking cute

[apinchofpha-blog]

actors are magical

[innerwreck]

[publicpolicebox]

[howtostartafire]

I have reblogged this an innumerable amount of times and I won’t stop. The media spreads this false image to its viewers and we wonder why our self esteem as a whole is so distorted. It’s because the images so constantly shoved down our throats is.

[euuurrrhh-deactivated20131122]

wow

[mistixs]

"Of course you don’t look like the girl in the magazine. The girl in the magazine doesn’t even look like the girl in the magazine."

[avengers-of-the-impala]

The Jennifer Lawrence one really scares me.

[illckr-deactivated20140928]

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

[methhomework]

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

[garysgalaxy]

[hashtagloveloses]

the best part about DJ roomba was that it wasn’t just a joke DJ FUCKING ROOMBA CAME BACK SEVERAL TIMES IT’S A RECURRING FUCKING CHARACTER

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

[gifak-net]

[paulapell]