Chief Burton! Send an ask! But not if there's an emergency, call your local emergency number if there is (seriously, I get too many of these!) She/Her!
(DO NOT SEND NSFW OR SUGGESTIVE ASKS, PROSHIPPERS DNI)
(She sounds like Amy Sedaris)

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@sallybowl
Chief Burton! Send an ask! But not if there's an emergency, call your local emergency number if there is (seriously, I get too many of these!) She/Her!
(DO NOT SEND NSFW OR SUGGESTIVE ASKS, PROSHIPPERS DNI)
(She sounds like Amy Sedaris)
@sallybowl hi
Good... Um, evening? I'm not sure. I think it depends where you are. Anyway, what's going on with you? Hopefully, you aren't causing chaos wherever you are. ₍ᐢᐢ₎
oooooooh, you know, the usual..... being mopey, but chaos err.. well, I'm not dead. so. woohoo. that's always... nice. you haven't missed me too much, have you? now that I'm taking time off my hours?
Enough being morbid, and yes. Obviously, we're all still looking out for you. Everyone at the agency is mumbling about your whereabouts nowadays. I'm wondering if you're going to become one of those nomads, not like we're.. Placing bets. Or anything. Lol.
har-hee-har. im too uptight for the role. you all know that! anyways (^) just looking to help out where I can. enjoying things while they last. I hope you and your family are alright, working, and biologically speaking.
Everyone is good, keeping everything in order as usual. I hope you're taking care of yourself while you're out and about. Don't want Jason or Scranton the Terrible taking me along and going on one of those.. What do they call it.. Wild goose chases trying to find where you're at.
We're rooting for you, Fez.
@sallybowl hi
Good... Um, evening? I'm not sure. I think it depends where you are. Anyway, what's going on with you? Hopefully, you aren't causing chaos wherever you are. ₍ᐢᐢ₎
oooooooh, you know, the usual..... being mopey, but chaos err.. well, I'm not dead. so. woohoo. that's always... nice. you haven't missed me too much, have you? now that I'm taking time off my hours?
Enough being morbid, and yes. Obviously, we're all still looking out for you. Everyone at the agency is mumbling about your whereabouts nowadays. I'm wondering if you're going to become one of those nomads, not like we're.. Placing bets. Or anything. Lol.
@sallybowl hi
Good... Um, evening? I'm not sure. I think it depends where you are. Anyway, what's going on with you? Hopefully, you aren't causing chaos wherever you are. ₍ᐢᐢ₎
Tell us more about your children. How old are they? :з
One is ten, and the other is fifteen.
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Very funny, humorous, in fact. Jackass.
@detective-fez Hi.
hi ma'am. this is very ominous. do you need something?
Could you reblog this post with the picture you sent me through email? It might cheer your following up.
@detective-fez Hi.
does fez steal your lunch?
He usually takes what his co-workers don't want. If he asks politely, I'll pack a spare granola bar for him or something I had made the previous night in my lunch and give it to him.
What was your childhood like?
Relatively average, I did have an issue acting out from a young age and especially as a teenager, but that was a long time ago! Now I'm a kick-ass chief, I'm proud of how my life turned out.. For the most part.
where are the angry women
I'm not angry at the moment, but I am a woman!
Poor dramatic Fez...
don't patronize me! I will strangle you!
Fez don't come in tomorrow. The agency caught fire because someone cooked noodles in the microwave without water.
FUCK MY LIFE IS EVERYONE OK
Yes, they're fine. It was miniscule, but I have to spend tomorrow looking for a new microwave
burton, please just text me instead of posting this online...
Will do 👍
Poor dramatic Fez...
don't patronize me! I will strangle you!
Fez don't come in tomorrow. The agency caught fire because someone cooked noodles in the microwave without water.
FUCK MY LIFE IS EVERYONE OK
Yes, they're fine. It was miniscule, but I have to spend tomorrow looking for a new microwave
Poor dramatic Fez...
don't patronize me! I will strangle you!
Fez don't come in tomorrow. The agency caught fire because someone cooked noodles in the microwave without water.
Ah so she hired you as a clown, that tracks
rude, she thought I was very charming
Yeah.. Charming, sure.
How's your evening going?
Good! Catching up with things as usual, when I go home, I usually file through paperwork even though I'm not at the agency. One of my children got sick at school today, so I was running a bit behind because I had to pick him up and go home early.