fez. that's it... that's my name

detective. or something. send an ask. he/any

[detective-fez]

DETECTIVE FEZ the one and only 👁

DO NOT SEND NSFW OR PROSHIP ASKS

I swear on this blog, watch out!

(PROSHIP + NSFW DNI)

[detective-fez]

If you were a bird, would you peck on my head

probably.

[detective-fez]

Yikes.

GET OUT OF MY FACE !!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[detective-fez]

Are you medicated?

what? medicated? this is me medicated 😭

[detective-fez]

How have things been between you and Judith? Have you seen her much lately?

I haven't seen her at all, I think she's mad at me for a lot of reasons, everyone is mad at me because I'm so awful and terrible

[detective-fez]

What would you do if you saw Dr. Walters again?

cry really hard

[detective-fez]

What is your game plan now?

game plan is ignoring everything

[detective-fez]

Dweebius maximumus

very immature

[rnismatch]

*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[maxxie-or-smth]

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

[detective-fez]

Why do you keep messing up? Serious question

you think I know that??????? WHYY!? I don't know!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

[detective-fez]

when are we getting EPIC yaoi

yaoi happens when somebody doesn't think I'm obnoxious and evil 😑

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[detective-fez]

ice cream

[inspectorheath]

Do you have any to share?

[detective-fez]

no, I wish 😞 I want the coffee kind

[detective-fez]

ice cream