hi

clementine / 25 / canadian PhD student / i will come for you if you reblog my personal posts

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i came on here to find a specific picture from my tumblr archive from literally 13 years ago but while i'm here i need to tell you never get a phd because then you have to grade 63 television scene analyses and your brain will explode

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actually let me say one more thing... i was resisting watching this show mainly because the concept of someone going through it in montreal in the 2010s hit way too close to home for me. and mostly it was okay but seeing shane's boat shoes in the last episode disgusted me on a visceral level

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pg version of the other one

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hi i just finished watching government funded hockey yaoi and i had to come digging through my tumblr for proof that i skated at the bell center in 2013 which means according to the show's canon i skated on the same ice as shane hollander. anyway the behind the scenes of this is that my aunt's company rented out the bell center for an employee family fun day and as you can see everyone else who attended was either an employee or a small child. my aunt brought my little cousins but also invited me i think because she realized i was an extremely depressed 19 year old who needed to be enticed outside of her dorm room. anyway that's it from me xoxoxo bye

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btw i’m very close to finishing my PhD so next time i’m on here i will be dr. sallyhansenpacificblue. bye until then

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I said I wasn’t going to come back until I was dr. clem and I kept my word!!!!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!

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btw i’m very close to finishing my PhD so next time i’m on here i will be dr. sallyhansenpacificblue. bye until then

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it’s been so long that my bio says i’m 25 and i turned 30 in june 😭 also idk if anyone remembers literally anything about me but on the off chance… my little cat hankie died at age 16 a few weeks ago so pour one out for him if u want

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here is the king himself ! everyone say RIP hank

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it’s been so long that my bio says i’m 25 and i turned 30 in june 😭 also idk if anyone remembers literally anything about me but on the off chance… my little cat hankie died at age 16 a few weeks ago so pour one out for him if u want

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liam is the worst member of one direction but indisputably has the best tweets

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i’m sorry i know i haven’t been on this website in years but i had a feeling this post would be doing numbers again and i’m astounded by the number of people saying in the notes that this is how they found out. my impact i suppose

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My Fucking Life Not Fair Ever

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just logged onto this website (desktop version no less) because i need to find s*pernatural fan theories to screenshot for a lecture i’m giving to 80 undergrads about queer audience practices. hello

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hello. years ago before normal people came out an anon recommended me conversations with friends and i read it because of them. they are a visionary and must feel so smug now that sally rooney is such a thing. also, i’m almost done her new release and it’s as exhausting and annoying as i expected but i don’t hate it. better than normal people not as good as conversations. all her books could really be replaced with the words “men are garbage and heterosexual relationships are a disease”

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what else can i say? um I watched all of the chair last night without stopping for the following reasons

1. sandra oh

2. david duchovny as himself cameo

3. academia?

anyway it’s like not even satire at all it’s just thinly veiled anxiety about cancel culture and it was entertaining but ultimately only coherent if you read it as basically conservative reactionary content tbh

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it almost 1am, i’m thinking hm wonder what’s happening on tumblr, i find a post i made about harry styles in 2014 is being reblogged by someone whose entire tumblr account seems to be like… dedicated to hating him and also some larries? and i’m like oh god i actually need to delete this account. i got out of the one direction discourse so long ago

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Lovely Picture Of Me Putting Cosign Giuseppe In His Place For Every Crime Done In My Name

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i Hate Anything That Has Clearly Defined Borders And Im Tired Of Pretending I Dont.

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i went to the bottom of the ocean and no one had even heard of you

I Went To The Bottom Of The Ocean And They Heard of U And They Hate You

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i’m coming back to tumblr just for Seymour