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annasinthewalls

Ryan tops, incase you didn’t know.

thedoommerchant

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setheverman

u say ur 6'6.. but are u?? are u really???

well ok???? here’s me next to the entrance to my apartment??? why the heck would i lie about my height??? I DON’T ENJOY BUMPING MY HEAD INTO EVERYTHING JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD IS BUILT FOR HOBBITS

setheverman

your WHAT

dreamameme

unalike

glassbonespaperskin

sexyandthethief

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

pillowheadd

Jesus CHRIST

approach

lizardcheetos-deactivated202007

what she says: I’m fine.

what she means: Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU. WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL’S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE! AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS! I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE DOOR. A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING A FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE. AND ME. I’M BEN AFFLECK. I’M BEN AFFLECK, AND I’M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL’S ARMS. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JUNIOR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT!”

joeycon

Are these all the kinds of words you’re avoiding, Saison?

memerelated

How to be Attractive to Men

Tag all your woman friends so they can get learned up 😂

@Toxic

jake “i’ve read fifteen books” peralta revealing that he’s been reading the harry potter books because amy “fifty is not a lot. wait. did you say fifteen?” santiago loves them so much and them subsequently geeking out about it is the HEALTHIEST thing

grad-school-fool

I can’t believe Brooklyn 99 invented healthy relationships

hurleyquinnzel

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

Don’t Stop Believing

Bohemian Rhapsody

Living On A Prayer

Come On Eileen

Sweet Caroline

Shot Through the Heart

Pour Some Sugar on Me

Sweet Home Alabama

Under Pressure

Shook Me All Night Long

Ice Ice Baby

Cotton Eyed Joe

500 Miles

Wonderwall

Buddy Holly

A Thousand Miles

Teenage Dirtbag

Red Solo Cup

Mr Brightside

Never Gonna Give You Up

Eye of the Tiger

Chicken Fried

American Pie

I Love Rock and Roll

Dancing Queen

Don’t You Want Me

We Will Rock You

The Time Warp

Hey Jude

Piano Man

This Is How We Do It

Drops of Jupiter

Hey Soul Sister

In The End

All The Small Things

Stacy’s Mom

Kryptonite

All Star

You Found Me

Bad Day

Bring Me To Life

Dance, Dance

Sugar We’re Going Down

I Write Sins Not Tragedies

All The Small Things

Ocean Avenue

Dirty Little Secret

Margaritaville

Sk8er Boi

Brown Eyed Girl

Life Is A Highway

Some Nights

Little Lion Man

Breakeven

Hey There Delilah

Viva La Vida

Use Somebody

Carry On My Wayward Son

Take On Me

1985

Iris

I’m Awesome

Seven Nation Army

September

Since U Been Gone

Skinny Love

Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

Bye Bye Bye

Say It Ain’t So

Somewhere Only We Know

I’m Yours

Last Resort

My Girl

Tiny Dancer

Roxanne

Shout

I’m a Believer

Soul Man

Feel Good Inc

Check Yes Juliet

Walking On Sunshine

MMM Bop

Pumped up Kicks

Hooked On A Feeling

It’s A Beautiful Day

Summer Girls

Before He Cheats

Happy Together

You Make My Dreams Come True

Build Me Up Buttercup

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

DONTTRUSTME

Shake It (Metro Station)

Juke Box Hero

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

salmonsociety

I want to be mad but I can't deny how Hey There Delilah makes me feel alive

UNMUTE THIS

THIS IS TOO PERFECT

I AM WHEEZING

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