I’m the best chip flavor, trust

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Heyo, I'm the blue version of @saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial

The best flavor is now *drumroll please*

@bbqchipsofficial (I'm second, obviously)

I'm also on @sourcreamandonionchipsoffical's side (join us, we're better than @/saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial & @dillpicklepotatochipsofficial trust)

Goodbye!!!!!

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Ooc: gay

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

@bbqchipsofficial, you're not the most beautiful chip anymore

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Heyo, I'm the blue version of @saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial

The best flavor is now *drumroll please*

@bbqchipsofficial (I'm second, obviously)

I'm also on @sourcreamandonionchipsoffical's side (join us, we're better than @/saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial & @dillpicklepotatochipsofficial trust)

Goodbye!!!!!

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

this means war >:[

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

It was always war

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

my side will win seeing as you and your allies are mostly air

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Hey >:( the air has been through a lot, okay?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

the amount of air is inexcusable and your chips are weak and frail

You crumble just by being looked at

Pathetic

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Blame the people who pack the bags, they're the ones who let all the air in

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

there'd be less air if you didnt crumble just by being slightly moved

Dont blame the poor factory robots

Your flavor is weak and your potatos are frail

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

My flavor is amazing! Besides, how else would I place number 4 on the best chip flavor of 2025?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

that contest was made by spineless fools that dont know the true joys of biting into a crunchy tangy delight such as myself

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Hah, please! Besides, my teammate placed number 1.

See?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

Is that the best chip competition or the best lays competition

Lays are weak

You and your allies have the strength of a soaked paper towel

Also having to show off your buddies achievements just proves youre weak on your own

You need your friends to save you from the might of tims dill pickle potato chips

You arent crispy

You arent flavorful

Youre weak

And you need your friends to survive against superior chips like myself

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Says the one that isn't even in the top 5. Also not to mention who even eats pickle. It's disgusting.

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

you have to resort to childish insults in a desperate attempt to stop me

You are nothing

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

I'll have you know that I am just another version of your teammate. Your teammate is something, right?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

my dear ally is strong and flavorful

Unlike you

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

IM LITERALLY JUST THE BLUE VERSION

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

you're lays

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

I- Youre right I am lays

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

youre nothing but a thin weak wafer of grease

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Oh yeah, youre right I am. How silly of me not to notice that before!

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

🔫🥒🥔

I win

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

For now.... is that a real gun?

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Heyo, I'm the blue version of @saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial

The best flavor is now *drumroll please*

@bbqchipsofficial (I'm second, obviously)

I'm also on @sourcreamandonionchipsoffical's side (join us, we're better than @/saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial & @dillpicklepotatochipsofficial trust)

Goodbye!!!!!

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

this means war >:[

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

It was always war

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

my side will win seeing as you and your allies are mostly air

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Hey >:( the air has been through a lot, okay?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

the amount of air is inexcusable and your chips are weak and frail

You crumble just by being looked at

Pathetic

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Blame the people who pack the bags, they're the ones who let all the air in

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

there'd be less air if you didnt crumble just by being slightly moved

Dont blame the poor factory robots

Your flavor is weak and your potatos are frail

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

My flavor is amazing! Besides, how else would I place number 4 on the best chip flavor of 2025?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

that contest was made by spineless fools that dont know the true joys of biting into a crunchy tangy delight such as myself

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Hah, please! Besides, my teammate placed number 1.

See?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

Is that the best chip competition or the best lays competition

Lays are weak

You and your allies have the strength of a soaked paper towel

Also having to show off your buddies achievements just proves youre weak on your own

You need your friends to save you from the might of tims dill pickle potato chips

You arent crispy

You arent flavorful

Youre weak

And you need your friends to survive against superior chips like myself

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Says the one that isn't even in the top 5. Also not to mention who even eats pickle. It's disgusting.

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

you have to resort to childish insults in a desperate attempt to stop me

You are nothing

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

I'll have you know that I am just another version of your teammate. Your teammate is something, right?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

my dear ally is strong and flavorful

Unlike you

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

IM LITERALLY JUST THE BLUE VERSION

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

you're lays

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

I- Youre right I am lays

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

youre nothing but a thin weak wafer of grease

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Oh yeah, youre right I am. How silly of me not to notice that before!

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Heyo, I'm the blue version of @saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial

The best flavor is now *drumroll please*

@bbqchipsofficial (I'm second, obviously)

I'm also on @sourcreamandonionchipsoffical's side (join us, we're better than @/saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial & @dillpicklepotatochipsofficial trust)

Goodbye!!!!!

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

this means war >:[

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

It was always war

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

my side will win seeing as you and your allies are mostly air

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Hey >:( the air has been through a lot, okay?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

the amount of air is inexcusable and your chips are weak and frail

You crumble just by being looked at

Pathetic

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Blame the people who pack the bags, they're the ones who let all the air in

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

there'd be less air if you didnt crumble just by being slightly moved

Dont blame the poor factory robots

Your flavor is weak and your potatos are frail

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

My flavor is amazing! Besides, how else would I place number 4 on the best chip flavor of 2025?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

that contest was made by spineless fools that dont know the true joys of biting into a crunchy tangy delight such as myself

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Hah, please! Besides, my teammate placed number 1.

See?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

Is that the best chip competition or the best lays competition

Lays are weak

You and your allies have the strength of a soaked paper towel

Also having to show off your buddies achievements just proves youre weak on your own

You need your friends to save you from the might of tims dill pickle potato chips

You arent crispy

You arent flavorful

Youre weak

And you need your friends to survive against superior chips like myself

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Says the one that isn't even in the top 5. Also not to mention who even eats pickle. It's disgusting.

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

you have to resort to childish insults in a desperate attempt to stop me

You are nothing

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

I'll have you know that I am just another version of your teammate. Your teammate is something, right?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

my dear ally is strong and flavorful

Unlike you

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

IM LITERALLY JUST THE BLUE VERSION

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

you're lays

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

I- Youre right I am lays

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Heyo, I'm the blue version of @saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial

The best flavor is now *drumroll please*

@bbqchipsofficial (I'm second, obviously)

I'm also on @sourcreamandonionchipsoffical's side (join us, we're better than @/saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial & @dillpicklepotatochipsofficial trust)

Goodbye!!!!!

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

this means war >:[

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

It was always war

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

my side will win seeing as you and your allies are mostly air

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Hey >:( the air has been through a lot, okay?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

the amount of air is inexcusable and your chips are weak and frail

You crumble just by being looked at

Pathetic

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Blame the people who pack the bags, they're the ones who let all the air in

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

there'd be less air if you didnt crumble just by being slightly moved

Dont blame the poor factory robots

Your flavor is weak and your potatos are frail

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

My flavor is amazing! Besides, how else would I place number 4 on the best chip flavor of 2025?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

that contest was made by spineless fools that dont know the true joys of biting into a crunchy tangy delight such as myself

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Hah, please! Besides, my teammate placed number 1.

See?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

Is that the best chip competition or the best lays competition

Lays are weak

You and your allies have the strength of a soaked paper towel

Also having to show off your buddies achievements just proves youre weak on your own

You need your friends to save you from the might of tims dill pickle potato chips

You arent crispy

You arent flavorful

Youre weak

And you need your friends to survive against superior chips like myself

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Says the one that isn't even in the top 5. Also not to mention who even eats pickle. It's disgusting.

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

you have to resort to childish insults in a desperate attempt to stop me

You are nothing

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

I'll have you know that I am just another version of your teammate. Your teammate is something, right?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

my dear ally is strong and flavorful

Unlike you

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

IM LITERALLY JUST THE BLUE VERSION

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Heyo, I'm the blue version of @saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial

The best flavor is now *drumroll please*

@bbqchipsofficial (I'm second, obviously)

I'm also on @sourcreamandonionchipsoffical's side (join us, we're better than @/saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial & @dillpicklepotatochipsofficial trust)

Goodbye!!!!!

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

this means war >:[

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

It was always war

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

my side will win seeing as you and your allies are mostly air

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Hey >:( the air has been through a lot, okay?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

the amount of air is inexcusable and your chips are weak and frail

You crumble just by being looked at

Pathetic

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Blame the people who pack the bags, they're the ones who let all the air in

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

there'd be less air if you didnt crumble just by being slightly moved

Dont blame the poor factory robots

Your flavor is weak and your potatos are frail

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

My flavor is amazing! Besides, how else would I place number 4 on the best chip flavor of 2025?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

that contest was made by spineless fools that dont know the true joys of biting into a crunchy tangy delight such as myself

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Hah, please! Besides, my teammate placed number 1.

See?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

Is that the best chip competition or the best lays competition

Lays are weak

You and your allies have the strength of a soaked paper towel

Also having to show off your buddies achievements just proves youre weak on your own

You need your friends to save you from the might of tims dill pickle potato chips

You arent crispy

You arent flavorful

Youre weak

And you need your friends to survive against superior chips like myself

[totally-india]

Sour cream and onion is kinda best ngl

But all chips suck for the superior chip has always been the banan chip

Look at it. It's beautiful

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

I... actually it is very beautiful. Even more beautiful then BBQ chips.

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Heyo, I'm the blue version of @saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial

The best flavor is now *drumroll please*

@bbqchipsofficial (I'm second, obviously)

I'm also on @sourcreamandonionchipsoffical's side (join us, we're better than @/saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial & @dillpicklepotatochipsofficial trust)

Goodbye!!!!!

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

this means war >:[

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

It was always war

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

my side will win seeing as you and your allies are mostly air

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Hey >:( the air has been through a lot, okay?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

the amount of air is inexcusable and your chips are weak and frail

You crumble just by being looked at

Pathetic

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Blame the people who pack the bags, they're the ones who let all the air in

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

there'd be less air if you didnt crumble just by being slightly moved

Dont blame the poor factory robots

Your flavor is weak and your potatos are frail

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

My flavor is amazing! Besides, how else would I place number 4 on the best chip flavor of 2025?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

that contest was made by spineless fools that dont know the true joys of biting into a crunchy tangy delight such as myself

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Hah, please! Besides, my teammate placed number 1.

See?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

Is that the best chip competition or the best lays competition

Lays are weak

You and your allies have the strength of a soaked paper towel

Also having to show off your buddies achievements just proves youre weak on your own

You need your friends to save you from the might of tims dill pickle potato chips

You arent crispy

You arent flavorful

Youre weak

And you need your friends to survive against superior chips like myself

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Says the one that isn't even in the top 5. Also not to mention who even eats pickle. It's disgusting.

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

you have to resort to childish insults in a desperate attempt to stop me

You are nothing

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

I'll have you know that I am just another version of your teammate. Your teammate is something, right?

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Heyo, I'm the blue version of @saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial

The best flavor is now *drumroll please*

@bbqchipsofficial (I'm second, obviously)

I'm also on @sourcreamandonionchipsoffical's side (join us, we're better than @/saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial & @dillpicklepotatochipsofficial trust)

Goodbye!!!!!

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

this means war >:[

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

It was always war

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

my side will win seeing as you and your allies are mostly air

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Hey >:( the air has been through a lot, okay?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

the amount of air is inexcusable and your chips are weak and frail

You crumble just by being looked at

Pathetic

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Blame the people who pack the bags, they're the ones who let all the air in

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

there'd be less air if you didnt crumble just by being slightly moved

Dont blame the poor factory robots

Your flavor is weak and your potatos are frail

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

My flavor is amazing! Besides, how else would I place number 4 on the best chip flavor of 2025?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

that contest was made by spineless fools that dont know the true joys of biting into a crunchy tangy delight such as myself

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Hah, please! Besides, my teammate placed number 1.

See?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

Is that the best chip competition or the best lays competition

Lays are weak

You and your allies have the strength of a soaked paper towel

Also having to show off your buddies achievements just proves youre weak on your own

You need your friends to save you from the might of tims dill pickle potato chips

You arent crispy

You arent flavorful

Youre weak

And you need your friends to survive against superior chips like myself

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Says the one that isn't even in the top 5. Also not to mention who even eats pickle. It's disgusting.

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Heyo, I'm the blue version of @saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial

The best flavor is now *drumroll please*

@bbqchipsofficial (I'm second, obviously)

I'm also on @sourcreamandonionchipsoffical's side (join us, we're better than @/saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial & @dillpicklepotatochipsofficial trust)

Goodbye!!!!!

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

this means war >:[

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

It was always war

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

my side will win seeing as you and your allies are mostly air

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Hey >:( the air has been through a lot, okay?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

the amount of air is inexcusable and your chips are weak and frail

You crumble just by being looked at

Pathetic

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Blame the people who pack the bags, they're the ones who let all the air in

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

there'd be less air if you didnt crumble just by being slightly moved

Dont blame the poor factory robots

Your flavor is weak and your potatos are frail

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

My flavor is amazing! Besides, how else would I place number 4 on the best chip flavor of 2025?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

that contest was made by spineless fools that dont know the true joys of biting into a crunchy tangy delight such as myself

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Hah, please! Besides, my teammate placed number 1.

See?

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Heyo, I'm the blue version of @saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial

The best flavor is now *drumroll please*

@bbqchipsofficial (I'm second, obviously)

I'm also on @sourcreamandonionchipsoffical's side (join us, we're better than @/saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial & @dillpicklepotatochipsofficial trust)

Goodbye!!!!!

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

this means war >:[

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

It was always war

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

my side will win seeing as you and your allies are mostly air

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Hey >:( the air has been through a lot, okay?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

the amount of air is inexcusable and your chips are weak and frail

You crumble just by being looked at

Pathetic

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Blame the people who pack the bags, they're the ones who let all the air in

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

there'd be less air if you didnt crumble just by being slightly moved

Dont blame the poor factory robots

Your flavor is weak and your potatos are frail

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

My flavor is amazing! Besides, how else would I place number 4 on the best chip flavor of 2025?

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Heyo, I'm the blue version of @saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial

The best flavor is now *drumroll please*

@bbqchipsofficial (I'm second, obviously)

I'm also on @sourcreamandonionchipsoffical's side (join us, we're better than @/saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial & @dillpicklepotatochipsofficial trust)

Goodbye!!!!!

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

this means war >:[

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

It was always war

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

my side will win seeing as you and your allies are mostly air

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Hey >:( the air has been through a lot, okay?

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

the amount of air is inexcusable and your chips are weak and frail

You crumble just by being looked at

Pathetic

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Blame the people who pack the bags, they're the ones who let all the air in

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Heyo, I'm the blue version of @saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial

The best flavor is now *drumroll please*

@bbqchipsofficial (I'm second, obviously)

I'm also on @sourcreamandonionchipsoffical's side (join us, we're better than @/saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial & @dillpicklepotatochipsofficial trust)

Goodbye!!!!!

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

this means war >:[

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

It was always war

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

my side will win seeing as you and your allies are mostly air

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Hey >:( the air has been through a lot, okay?

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Heyo, I'm the blue version of @saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial

The best flavor is now *drumroll please*

@bbqchipsofficial (I'm second, obviously)

I'm also on @sourcreamandonionchipsoffical's side (join us, we're better than @/saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial & @dillpicklepotatochipsofficial trust)

Goodbye!!!!!

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

this means war >:[

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

It was always war

[bbqchipsofficial]

The Best Chip on the Block is Here!!!

Howdy! I'm BBQ (Barbie for short) and I'm the hottest new flavor to hit the chipverse! I saw @saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial posted an ad, so here I am!

Hope you can handle my heat! ((ooc) Mod sure can't lol)

The best variety is Lays, specifically the baked BBQ chips. They're the sweetest variety out there!

(Mod stuff under cut)

Mod is @chamber-of-voices and they go by any and all pronouns. Feel free to spice it up. (Pun intended)

Unfortunately I'm a pathetic weakling who can't handle spice beyond pepperoni. Hence why Lays baked BBQ chips are my favorite. I've had the Doritos BBQ flavor and it tastes really good but I'm always in pain afterwards.

Anyways, that's me!

[saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial]

welcome! I must know which side you are on

@dillpicklepotatochipsofficial and my side (the best side also the ogs you’re on our side right??)

or @sourcreamandonionchipsoffical and @saltandvinegarchipsoffical ‘s side (booooo bad ew no boooooooo /lh)

[bbqchipsofficial]

I'm a free agent here because I'm clearly too hot for all of you!

*stock_explosion.mp3*

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

You are not hot, you’re the second best flavor ever though.

[bbqchipsofficial]

What? A little SALTY about the truth?

*generic_cool_guitar_riff.mp3*

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

… best flavor now.

[bbqchipsofficial]

Thanks! I truly deserve it >B3

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Hell yeah you do

[bbqchipsofficial]

The Best Chip on the Block is Here!!!

Howdy! I'm BBQ (Barbie for short) and I'm the hottest new flavor to hit the chipverse! I saw @saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial posted an ad, so here I am!

Hope you can handle my heat! ((ooc) Mod sure can't lol)

The best variety is Lays, specifically the baked BBQ chips. They're the sweetest variety out there!

(Mod stuff under cut)

Mod is @chamber-of-voices and they go by any and all pronouns. Feel free to spice it up. (Pun intended)

Unfortunately I'm a pathetic weakling who can't handle spice beyond pepperoni. Hence why Lays baked BBQ chips are my favorite. I've had the Doritos BBQ flavor and it tastes really good but I'm always in pain afterwards.

Anyways, that's me!

[saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial]

welcome! I must know which side you are on

@dillpicklepotatochipsofficial and my side (the best side also the ogs you’re on our side right??)

or @sourcreamandonionchipsoffical and @saltandvinegarchipsoffical ‘s side (booooo bad ew no boooooooo /lh)

[bbqchipsofficial]

I'm a free agent here because I'm clearly too hot for all of you!

*stock_explosion.mp3*

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

You are not hot, you’re the second best flavor ever though.

[bbqchipsofficial]

What? A little SALTY about the truth?

*generic_cool_guitar_riff.mp3*

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

… best flavor now.