Sweet, Spicy, and Savory!

[fay-offical]

Every other offical scares me.

Your all really kewl and it's intimidating...

[bbqchipsofficial]

YO YO! WHAT'S UP! IT IS I, THE GREATEST CHIP FLAVOR AND THE GREATEST CHIP OFFICIAL!

Don't be scared of me. Revel in my awesomeness! You want an autograph?

[fay-offical]

Your wrong the BEST chip flavor is all dressed

.... The worst is ketchup. Blegh.

[bbqchipsofficial]

... I'll allow it since All Dressing includes me, but I've got my eye on you...

((Ooc) I've never heard of all dressing. Looks interesting. Is it like all the flavors blended on one chip, or is it more like a flavor variety bag?)

[fay-offical]

(This entire thing was ooc for me oops also idrk how to explain it 😔💔)

[bbqchipsofficial]

((Oh, ok. Now I want to try one to see what it's like. Thank you for introducing me.))

[fay-offical]

Every other offical scares me.

Your all really kewl and it's intimidating...

[bbqchipsofficial]

YO YO! WHAT'S UP! IT IS I, THE GREATEST CHIP FLAVOR AND THE GREATEST CHIP OFFICIAL!

Don't be scared of me. Revel in my awesomeness! You want an autograph?

[fay-offical]

Your wrong the BEST chip flavor is all dressed

.... The worst is ketchup. Blegh.

[bbqchipsofficial]

... I'll allow it since All Dressing includes me, but I've got my eye on you...

((Ooc) I've never heard of all dressing. Looks interesting. Is it like all the flavors blended on one chip, or is it more like a flavor variety bag?)

[fay-offical]

Every other offical scares me.

Your all really kewl and it's intimidating...

[bbqchipsofficial]

YO YO! WHAT'S UP! IT IS I, THE GREATEST CHIP FLAVOR AND THE GREATEST CHIP OFFICIAL!

Don't be scared of me. Revel in my awesomeness! You want an autograph?

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

There is something i need to tell you

you're a bottom

[bbqchipsofficial]

*sweats profusely*

Wha- nuh uh!

The greatest chip flavor refuses to be topped!

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

cool fact!

if you type tumblr in between [] you will [tumblr]

[bbqchipsofficial]

Oh I'm [tumblr]ing right now. I'm straight up [tumblr]ing it.

[false-news-offical]

THIS IS OOC AND VERY IMPORTANT

If you are getting harmful asks from someone signing off as @laciffo-natas THAT IS NOT ACTUALLY THEM

There is someone anonymously pretending to be Natas in an attempt to spread harm. Please, if you get one of these asks, report and block the anonymous sender, and delete the ask.

If you are that person, you are genuinely a waste of space on this planet earth. I hope you learn how to be happy yourself instead of spreading harm on the internet while disguised as an innocent person

You are genuinely disgusting, and a coward. Learn to do something productive with your life

And to Natas, I interact with you on my main more than I do on here, but you still probably don’t know me much. Either way you are genuinely a wonderful person, I am so sorry this is happening to you.

That’s all from me. If you are part of the officalverse then I would appreciate if you would reblog this, but don’t feel pressured to.

Stay safe everyone

[laciffo-natas]

Thank you so much for helping me spread the news. I am terrified more than anything of people thinking this is actually me.

As mentioned above, please block the anonymous sender and report the ask. If its positive rather than negative, just delete it. It's still probably not me unless I regularly send asks to you, as I have stopped sending asks elsewhere to avoid confusion.

If you are curious because an ask sounds like me or otherwise afraid of deleting an ask from me, you can screenshot it and send me an ask. I will confirm that it is not me.

Please stay safe everybody. If you're feeling down or depressed over this, shoot me an ask and we can DM, alright? I hope you're all doing okay.

[gay-cheerios-offical]

on the first day of christmas

the police caught me

stealing candy from a baby

(FINISH THE SONG)

[bbqchipsofficial]

On the second day of Christmas

The police caught me

Carrying a pair of brass knuckles

(Continue the song!)

[britain-offical]

ok but what is actually IN the awesome sauce

[the-color-black-offical]

The souls of all those beneath awesome.

[bbqchipsofficial]

And Barbeque!!!

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

Ooc: gay

[bbqchipsofficial]

The Best Chip on the Block is Here!!!

Howdy! I'm BBQ (Barbie for short) and I'm the hottest new flavor to hit the chipverse! I saw @saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial posted an ad, so here I am!

Hope you can handle my heat! ((ooc) Mod sure can't lol)

The best variety is Lays, specifically the baked BBQ chips. They're the sweetest variety out there!

(Mod stuff under cut)

Mod is @chamber-of-voices and they go by any and all pronouns. Feel free to spice it up. (Pun intended)

Unfortunately I'm a pathetic weakling who can't handle spice beyond pepperoni. Hence why Lays baked BBQ chips are my favorite. I've had the Doritos BBQ flavor and it tastes really good but I'm always in pain afterwards.

Anyways, that's me!

[saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial]

welcome! I must know which side you are on

@dillpicklepotatochipsofficial and my side (the best side also the ogs you’re on our side right??)

or @sourcreamandonionchipsoffical and @saltandvinegarchipsoffical ‘s side (booooo bad ew no boooooooo /lh)

[bbqchipsofficial]

I'm a free agent here because I'm clearly too hot for all of you!

*stock_explosion.mp3*

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

You are not hot, you’re the second best flavor ever though.

[bbqchipsofficial]

What? A little SALTY about the truth?

*generic_cool_guitar_riff.mp3*

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

… best flavor now.

[bbqchipsofficial]

Thanks! I truly deserve it >B3

[bbqchipsofficial]

The Best Chip on the Block is Here!!!

Howdy! I'm BBQ (Barbie for short) and I'm the hottest new flavor to hit the chipverse! I saw @saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial posted an ad, so here I am!

Hope you can handle my heat! ((ooc) Mod sure can't lol)

The best variety is Lays, specifically the baked BBQ chips. They're the sweetest variety out there!

(Mod stuff under cut)

Mod is @chamber-of-voices and they go by any and all pronouns. Feel free to spice it up. (Pun intended)

Unfortunately I'm a pathetic weakling who can't handle spice beyond pepperoni. Hence why Lays baked BBQ chips are my favorite. I've had the Doritos BBQ flavor and it tastes really good but I'm always in pain afterwards.

Anyways, that's me!

[saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial]

welcome! I must know which side you are on

@dillpicklepotatochipsofficial and my side (the best side also the ogs you’re on our side right??)

or @sourcreamandonionchipsoffical and @saltandvinegarchipsoffical ‘s side (booooo bad ew no boooooooo /lh)

[bbqchipsofficial]

I'm a free agent here because I'm clearly too hot for all of you!

*stock_explosion.mp3*

[saltandvinegarchipsoffical]

You are not hot, you’re the second best flavor ever though.

[bbqchipsofficial]

What? A little SALTY about the truth?

*generic_cool_guitar_riff.mp3*

[bbqchipsofficial]

The Best Chip on the Block is Here!!!

Howdy! I'm BBQ (Barbie for short) and I'm the hottest new flavor to hit the chipverse! I saw @saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial posted an ad, so here I am!

Hope you can handle my heat! ((ooc) Mod sure can't lol)

The best variety is Lays, specifically the baked BBQ chips. They're the sweetest variety out there!

(Mod stuff under cut)

Mod is @chamber-of-voices and they go by any and all pronouns. Feel free to spice it up. (Pun intended)

Unfortunately I'm a pathetic weakling who can't handle spice beyond pepperoni. Hence why Lays baked BBQ chips are my favorite. I've had the Doritos BBQ flavor and it tastes really good but I'm always in pain afterwards.

Anyways, that's me!

[saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial]

welcome! I must know which side you are on

@dillpicklepotatochipsofficial and my side (the best side also the ogs you’re on our side right??)

or @sourcreamandonionchipsoffical and @saltandvinegarchipsoffical ‘s side (booooo bad ew no boooooooo /lh)

[dillpicklepotatochipsofficial]

the chip racism might end up screwing us over in the chipverse

[bbqchipsofficial]

That's why I'm a free agent! >B3

[bbqchipsofficial]

The Best Chip on the Block is Here!!!

Howdy! I'm BBQ (Barbie for short) and I'm the hottest new flavor to hit the chipverse! I saw @saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial posted an ad, so here I am!

Hope you can handle my heat! ((ooc) Mod sure can't lol)

The best variety is Lays, specifically the baked BBQ chips. They're the sweetest variety out there!

(Mod stuff under cut)

Mod is @chamber-of-voices and they go by any and all pronouns. Feel free to spice it up. (Pun intended)

Unfortunately I'm a pathetic weakling who can't handle spice beyond pepperoni. Hence why Lays baked BBQ chips are my favorite. I've had the Doritos BBQ flavor and it tastes really good but I'm always in pain afterwards.

Anyways, that's me!

[saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial]

welcome! I must know which side you are on

@dillpicklepotatochipsofficial and my side (the best side also the ogs you’re on our side right??)

or @sourcreamandonionchipsoffical and @saltandvinegarchipsoffical ‘s side (booooo bad ew no boooooooo /lh)

[bbqchipsofficial]

I'm a free agent here because I'm clearly too hot for all of you!

*stock_explosion.mp3*

[bbqchipsofficial]

The Best Chip on the Block is Here!!!

Howdy! I'm BBQ (Barbie for short) and I'm the hottest new flavor to hit the chipverse! I saw @saltnvinegarpotatochipsofficial posted an ad, so here I am!

Hope you can handle my heat! ((ooc) Mod sure can't lol)

The best variety is Lays, specifically the baked BBQ chips. They're the sweetest variety out there!

(Mod stuff under cut)

Mod is @chamber-of-voices and they go by any and all pronouns. Feel free to spice it up. (Pun intended)

Unfortunately I'm a pathetic weakling who can't handle spice beyond pepperoni. Hence why Lays baked BBQ chips are my favorite. I've had the Doritos BBQ flavor and it tastes really good but I'm always in pain afterwards.

Anyways, that's me!