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Ohio Fact #24: Ohio is secretly Britain!

#ohiofacts #ohio #corn #great britain #britain #england #of course it is

Ohio Fact #23: In Ohio, everything is black and white!

#ohiofacts #ohio #corn #black and white #monochrome #we're all color blind

Ohio Fact #22: In Ohio, Geese don't migrate! They can't fly past the barrier that keeps us all locked in here!

#ohiofacts #ohio #corn #geese #i did it again #why is life so busy #I just want to make stupid posts on Tumblr about ohio

Ohio Fact #21: Harry Potter does not exist!

#ohiofacts #ohio #corn #harry potter #hogwarts

Ohio Fact #20: In Ohio, we're served cornbread for breakfast and corn for lunch and dinner!

#ohiofacts #ohio #corn #canned corn #corn on the cob #cornbread #corn casserole #corn salsa #jesus christ I have to play catch up since yesterday was stupidly busy

Ohio Fact #19: I stare out my window, looking out at the people who live in Ohio, and I can't help but wonder, "Why?" Every Ohio resident has a story behind why they moved here, but it always circles back to the same premise; they didn't want to. They want to leave this miserable place.

#ohiofacts #ohio #corn #why do people live in this cursed state #why #why why why

Ohio Fact #18: As of 2021, Ohio has a population of 11.78 million people!

#ohiofacts #ohio #corn #how many times can one person misspell corn jesus christ

Ohio Fact #17: When Ohio invades, the surrounding terrain turns into abandoned buildings and farm fields. It doesn't matter if it was once a big city or a small suburban neighborhood. It will succumb to the corn.

#ohiofacts #ohio #corn #new ohio #abandoned buildings #corn field #corn fields #abandoned building

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#ohiofacts #ohio #corn #corn corn #corn corn corn #corn corn corn corn #corn corn corn corn corn

Ohio Fact #15: Ohio will invade.

#ohiofacts #ohio #corn #new ohio #i feel like I should come up with a jingle for ohio facts #it sounds like it would have a jingle

Ohio Fact #14: You never forget the smell of decay!

#ohiofacts #ohio #corn #it's the one thing I can smell #it's the only thing I can smell #I just want fresh air again #please

Ohio Fact #13: The road is lined with carcasses!

#ohiofacts #ohio #corn #roadkill #yeah it's roadkill duh #can someone please come clean the roads

Ohio Fact #12: Many schools come with a built in corn field!

#ohiofacts #ohio #corn #corn field #school is surrounded by corn

Ohio Fact #11: You can create Ohio in the Sims 4!

#ohiofacts #ohio #corn #the sims #the sims 4 #sims 4 #sims #but just the sims 4

Ohio Fact #10: Dragons live in Ohio!

#ohiofacts #ohio #corn #dragon #dragons

Ohio Fact #9: Reading is banned in Ohio! If the children are smart enough to read, they're smart enough to leave!

#ohiofacts #ohio #corn #read #reading #they can't read

Ohio Fact #8: In Ohio, children born there are actually discouraged from leaving Ohio! If they leave the toxic air of Ohio (created by the heavy pollution of Columbus), their bodies will be put into a state of shock, resulting in instant death!

#ohiofacts #ohio #corn #columbus #columbus lung #yes it's a real thing

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