Epic Plantmancer Dallas

  An ask/rp blog for a non-selective plant controlling oc based solely around the BNHA(Main verse)    WARNING! THIS BLOG CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS THAT ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR ALL READERS. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED: BLOGS THAT ARE NOT 18+ ARE ASKED TO NOT INTERACT

[saltherodallas]

(sunlitxshifter) “ I wouldn’t mind it in a coal mine, but in a coal mine I am not. “

B. Dylan Hollis Starters | Accepting | @sunlitxshifter

Dallas had infiltrated the kitchen, perfect, he could finally attempt something on the stove without someone else interfering, specifically his bestie.

No he would have his revenge and manage to cook something amazing! A dump cake like his gran used to make back in Louisiana, and then he would give some to Yukio and he would have to eat crow because it would be delicious.

This thought was before the batter became an unstirable lumpy mess of chocolate...something...

"Uh...would you buy that it's supposed to look like that?"

[saltherodallas]

(hellfirexandxashes) Dabi: “ This isn’t food, it’s a war crime! “

B. Dylan Hollis Starters | Accepting | @hellfirexandxashes

Dallas is standing before the villain with a plate full of cookies, though they don't actually really look like cookies to any sane person. They look more like small charcoal briquettes with chocolate chips exploding off of them.

He's a little pink around the ears with embarrassment but he very bravely picks up one of the crispy little sad disks and takes a bite out of it himself.

"...They're not that bad!!"

[spiltichor]

B. DYLAN HOLLIS HISTORICAL COOKING SENTENCE STARTERS P. 1 various lines taken from TikTok user bdylanhollis ‘s cooking videos of historical recipes. Some are funny, some are serious so take that into account. Feel free to modify as needed. Make sure to specify the muse it is for for multimuses!

“ This isn’t food, it’s a war crime! “ “ If there’s one thing I’ve learned, Jello is inevitable. “ “ Just like my relationships, candy is unhealthy. “ “ I’m a bit scared. “ “ Your time has come! “ “ Are you a sorcerer? “ “ There shouldn’t be 8 to 10 cups of anything! “ “  This is ridiculous! “ ” From my personal experience, depression and ice cream are a match made in heaven. “ “ How am I supposed to survive the apocalypse if I can’t survive oats? “ “ Sweetie, this needs a lot of things. ” “ It’s an interesting idea because it’s awful. “ “ It tastes like an identity crisis on a plate. “ “ We meet again. : “ What’s the point?! “ “ What have you perfected?! GARBAGE?! “ “ If I cut off my feet, do we still have to do this? “ “ There are too many things happening. “ “ Looks good, but looks can be deceiving. “ “ I wouldn’t mind it in a coal mine, but in a coal mine I am not. “ “ I’ll take a divorce. “ “ …Do you think it could hear me? “ “ Any less and it might gain consciousness. ” “ What’s scary is it isn’t terrible. “ “ French Revolution your pineapple! “ “ We don’t know what it is either! “ “ Remember kids, the main ingredient in pie crust is self-doubt. “ “ Here come the tears. Like my mom after a glass of wine. “ “ Honey that ship has sailed. “ “ It tastes good but it feels like a preexisting condition. “ “ They have this for breakfast. Now that’s what you call bravery. ” “ You’re gonna die here! Yes! “ “ Add one very lonely egg. “ “ What exactly are we trying to raise up? Hope? “ “ What is with dead people and their obsession with lard?! “ “ No officer, there’s no shell in there.” [Pulls out egg shell from bowl]  “ So far so good!” [30 seconds later] “I take it back. “ “ Bake to my liking? Sweetie none of this is to my liking. ” “ Don’t come back! “ “ It came back…” “ This is what I’d imagine a toiletbrush to taste like.” “ Oh I just know this is going to be awful…” “ Disgusting wasn’t enough for you? “ “ Call the U.N. ! “ “…You’re a piece of work. “ “ I should have gone to church. “

[saltherodallas]

“...This motherfucker sus as fuck!! Why am I the only one who sees this?!”

[saltherodallas]

hellfirexandxashes​:​

“Dallas? Sounds kinda foreign. But anyway, nice to meet you, sorry for spooking you, lovely garden by the way.” Hawks offers, hoping he hadn’t made a complete ass of himself by just dropping in on the other like this. Then again, this guy was somehow involved with Dabi, so Hawks has his doubts as to the integrity of Dallas’ character or innocence.

Then again, he’s never seen the guy around the League, so maybe it was just a contact Dabi had for himself.

“Yeah, you should know Dabi. Just spur of the moment decisions on his part. Wanted me to drop in and hand you this since he’s ’busy’.”

“Yeah I’m from America...” Dallas shook some mulch off his jacket and reached out a hand to take the USB drive, no idea what it could be but if Dabi was sending it to him it was probably something that needed to be kept secret. 

Not so secret not to hand to a hero though. 

“Yeah I’m sorry but...uh...how do YOU know Dabi?” 

[saltherodallas]

hellfirexandxashes​:

@saltherodallas​ liked for a starter

“So you’re the contact Dabi wanted me to meet and drop this off to?” Hawks quips easily, landing in front of the other with all the grace of his namesake, a usb drive pinched in his fingers as he eyes the stranger with a critical golden hued gaze. “Can’t say I’ve seen you around before? I’d be happy if I could get a name.”

The sudden swoop and landing had the plantmancer nearly falling over into the garden that he was working on. 

“ACK” 

Dallas put his hand against the couragated iron on the outside of the shed to catch his breath. “You nearly gave me a heart attack...ass...jeez...” He mumbled in english before looking up at the number two hero. Blink. Blink blink. The number two hero was standing in the ‘yard’ of his shed. On Dabi’s request, no less. 

“Uh...I’m Dallas...” 

@hellfirexandxashes​

[saltherodallas]

“So many people thirsting over Hawks, don’t they know that’s how you get the bird flu?!” 

[saltherodallas]

“Neat. Talking Potato. Not even my quirk can do that...” 

[saltherodallas]

hellfirexandxashes​:

“Okay it’s more like you’re the one I trust above all else, but that’s neither here nor there.” Dabi waves his hand in the air as if to brush aside the first subject of conversation, relief evident in his features when Dallas seems in agreement and even looks excited about the prospect.

“About her huh? Her name is Eri and uh…Well basically you know that whole shit show with Overhaul? I’m sure it was all over the news when the heroes raided…But basically she was caught up in that mess and was trapped with that bird freak for a good while. She’s a little skittish but real sweet, and is just now learning about Halloween and Christmas. She likes pink and blue, and fairy tales. That’s about as much as I’ve learned about her…Oh, and candy apples. She really likes those.”

“Overhaul...Overhaul....OH. Oh yeah I heard about that, didn’t see mention of a kid involved but that’s hero news....only get half the story.” 

Dallas fumbles around for his phone and pulls the little stylus out of the side, starting to scribble on the screen. “So fairy tales and candy apples. I can come up with something good.” He looks over top the screen. “You’ll need something too.” 

[saltherodallas]

hellfirexandxashes​:

@saltherodallas​

“So hey, Dal, listen. So you know Halloween is coming up and I usually roll with you for the trick or treating and spooks and then meet up with the gang later? Okay so this year, say the League may have come to supervise a little girl whose never even heard of Halloween before. Do you think you could lend me a hand here and make sure she has a good time? I just need someone else with a working brain cell and because you’re one of the few ‘heroes’ I trust not to get her taken away.”

“I’m your go too for a working braincell? Oh god you poor soul...BUT it just so happens you’re in luck, because as a proud Cajun transplanted in this soil I am the absolute authority on Halloween!” 

He rubs his hands together with a grin. “So step one we need costumes. Tell me about this little one so I can whip up the absolute best princess dress that these fingers can sew.” 

[saltherodallas]

Gagging Noises. 

“Isn’t that the guy that wants to screw your dad?” 

[saltherodallas]

hellfirexandxashes​:

@saltherodallas​ liked for a starter

Well this is certainly a situation Dallas has stumbled upon. Here was Dabi, with a clearly charred body splayed at his feet, smoke still emanating from it. The villain at least had the slightest bit awareness to look sheepish as his own gaze flickered to the body before back at Dallas.

“Okay, before you say anything, just know that this guy started it, first and foremost. Secondly, he was also a villain. And that’s two strikes against him already. So don’t be mad, please?”

There was a certain point where Dallas was just going to start expecting this kind of thing with the company that he kept. If it wasn’t Izzy hiding a dismembered arm in a cupboard it was the smell of charred skin. And here he was just trying to enjoy a bubble tea. 

Hazel eyes go to the body, then to Dabi, back to the body, then back to Dabi. 

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip.

“I...okay....so....” 

A sigh. Yeah he was getting used to this. 

“Define starting it.” 

[saltherodallas]

what type of “i love you” are you?

love you!

it's the "i love you" we use every time we finish up a call with our mom, every time we want to offer our friends a bit of encouragement, the welcome home kiss on the cheek we give our lover every day. it's sending them pictures you know they'll laugh at, buying them strange little nothings that you know they'll like. it's having their bagel order memorized and setting their birthday as your password. somehow, their name weaves its way into almost every funny story you share with others. it's brief, casual, it's a habit. we aren't even aware we do it. it says that love is cradled lightly in your heart, generously given, spilling out into the world unbeknownst to you, making up the web of delicate threads that hold us all together.

Stolen from: @hellfirexandxashes

Tagging: Anyone I guess

[saltherodallas]

You probably don't even KNOW Dabi.

"I don't? Then....then who have I been sharing a shed with all these nights?!"

[saltherodallas]

What do you even know about that, shrimp?

"Shrimp? Pffft nice. I just know what I know. Thirst recognizes thirst"

[saltherodallas]

“I see a lot of thirst for a certain scarecrow out there, and I’m just gonna throw this out there. Total bottom bitch, guarantee it.” 

[plotbunnie]

Nonverbal RP Starters

I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!

Neutral

☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder

👉 Point to something for my muse to see

🤙 Bump into my muse

😊 Sit down next to my muse

🤨 Sit down across from my muse

📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse

✍️ Pass my muse a note

🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse

🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking

Aggressive

🐺 Growl at my muse

😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse

😠 Death Glare at my muse

🙌 Push/Shove my muse

👊 Punch my muse

👖 Kick my muse in the shin

👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot

😵 Knee my muse in the gut

💀 Knee my muse in the groin

🔪 Point a weapon at my muse

🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture

👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar

💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily

Angst

👩‍⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound

🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention

🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick

🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up

👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying

👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare

🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare

😭 Hold my muse when they are crying

😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret

💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears

💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment

⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma

Soft

👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt

🐈 Lean against my muse’s side

🤝 Hold my muse’s hand

🤗 Pull my muse into a hug

🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee

🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]

✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand

🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it

👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes

😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them

🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse

🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse

😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek

Playful

🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair

✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder

💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance

🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing

😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse

😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse

😱 Make a silly face at my muse

🤭 Tickle my muse

👃 Poke my muse’s nose

💪 Pick my muse up

Sensual/Sexual

💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss

💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss

💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss

💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss

❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss

🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way

😉 Pull my muse in by the hips

😲 Smack my muse’s butt

💋 Kiss my muse’s neck

👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage

👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse

👀 Push my muse down on the bed

👄 Pull my muse onto the bed