orb pondering addict

always pondering orbs 33yo I like weed that's all 👌

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I hope you don't think of me as a person. I just want to be a freaky little creature that lives in your internet.

I'm sorry 😂

If you know what the banner is from we can be friends. 😈

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Suddenly all my clothes that were "good enough" last week have turned into "my old boy clothes" and I hate them all. Hate hate hate. But! Alas. I am stricken with poverty. So I will rant and rage but shall wear the boy clothes.

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Pisses me the fuck off that I'm the only one that's been hounded about painted nails at work. There is a rule that almost applies to my department that says no fake nails, nothing about nail polish. And yet every other woman here has nail polish AND fake nails but when I come in with nail polish they pull me aside and tell me I can't do that, I can only paint my nails on my own time. I just want a TINY BIT of self expression. ANYTHING. Fucking assholes.

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Watching the asshole doctor I work with latch onto and assimilate a piece of misinformation he got from Facebook in real time and it's incredible.

Watched him read the post, I know the topic and what he read was almost truth but not quite. Did no fact checks, not even a vibe check. Took it as fact, ran with it like my cat with a pop tart wrapper.

Now he has applied this piece of misinformation to every other part of his psyche, giving it his own flavor of racism/misogyny/bigotry/dickishness. Fascinating stuff.

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It's kinda crazy, these last 3 months have felt VERY long but it's not because I'm not enjoying my time. I honestly think that this has been the first span of time in a very long time that I haven't been in a kinda dissociative haze for the majority of it. I talked to my therapist and said that the previous 8 months before this one felt like weeks while this has felt like way more than 3 months. I'm looking forward to things, I'm impatiently waiting rather than actively ignoring. You know?

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2:30am and I have to record this thought; hot mommy witch goes to animal shelter where you work to bind a familiar and finds you're much more appealing for her needs and bends your will to hers with sexy witchy magics. Is this anything? Am I crazy?

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Went to try out bluesky. Age verification needed. Died inside.

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For having absolutely no boobs it sure FUCKING hurts when I get hit in the boob

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Is this too close to the blue lives matter flag? You think people driving behind me think I'm a nasty bootlicker that likes cops?

Thought it was really funny but now I worry people assume I'm a bad person when they drive behind me.

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My reflexes are unparalleled. I'll punch myself in the balls so fast after fumbling something I was carrying, you have no idea. Practically a blur, too fast for the eye to see. Drop my pen, WHAM! straight to the balls. I'm incredible.

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Oh my god it's happening. My boobs are sore. IT'S HAPPENING. CODE RED I'M GROWING BOOBS CODE RED

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Never been one to dress up for pretty much anything but I'm going to the TADC premier in costume with my partner in matching Kinger/Queenie costumes. ❤️

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Item: A Well-Trodden Step Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

What video game has the best replay value?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Ooooo, best replay value... I mean, personally? Deep Rock Galactic. Grab a couple friends get a beer (both irl and in game) and go mining! Best game ever.

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