i wrestle sharpedos

i am shelly and every day is shark week in the shelly household part of pokepersonals

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kf

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so does anyone from pp still follow this blog for some ungodly reason

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i see a lot of people these days reblogging anti-shark propaganda and i am here to clear up a debate....sharks don't get cancer. or tumors. they don't get alzheimer's either. sharks don't get anything. not even basic math. trust me on this i am a shark pro

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did u know:

if u have cable right now and are not watching shark week, u r sadly mistaken

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only book that matters tbh #JoinTeamAqua

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asagishi replied to your post:

i think maybe u should help the sailors around olivine bc all of them have reaally crappy tans :o|

i will teach them my skin care ways

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being in team aqua ive seen the most fucked up tanlines, u wouldnt even imagine

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just curious, is that your natural skin tone or is that just one really nice tan?

both

would u like to try one of my tanning products.......u look awfully discolered in that pic u can even keep the sunglasses team aqua understands the pain of bad tanlines

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sorry shelly im such a bad team member ill be more responsible now!!!

id tell u to walk the plank but im not that stereotypical...............................its fine tho idc much just make sure u come to our swim meet tomorrow morning so we can initiate u 

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like 4 swag

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wirefree replied to your photo:

i bet you wrote that yourself tbh.

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ahahahahhaahahahhah memorize it!

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source

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i put a ribbon on lucy and shes trying to eat it...............lucy bby no this aint farfalloni ur not supposed to be doing this ur ruining ur own aesthetic.......

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but why does an agent need to be featured in your products?? wait am i good enough to model

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i like to surround myself with pretty ppl, so when i show up ppl are surprised at how much i outshine even the pretty ppl.......lol yea tho ur good enough u dont even need to sign a contract just take selfies near water of some kind

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team shellyful is a go imma make the propaganda posters 

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guys..........................what if..........................i make everything beautiful.................

but in a non-shit way like what team flare tried to do lol