ur mum

elliot, they/them

[saltvault]

yooo this account still exists!!

[saltvault]

sorry bradley, but no, you are not well qualified to represent the LBC

[saltvault]

as someone who projects heavily onto leo valdez, it's only right that i get both a slightly awkward goth gf and a popular jock super-cool gf who are both taller than me

[saltvault]

i just think that The Seven (+reyna and nico) should be able to smoke pot together. it'd be nice

[jasonandhisbrick]

I just realized they were rlly flying that ship w zero help. leo especially, he had annabeth to help but then she yk fell into tatrtarus and then he had to be the only one in charge of the giant ship that was really important to the quest and was constantly being attacked. poor leo man imagine all that responsibility. just him and his wii remote against the world

[saltvault]

casey

girl crystal's never looked at me for more than 5 seconds she just saw the hair and decided that casey was my new nickname

[saltvault]

casey

i fucking hate you so much right now

[professorhayforbreath]

chris mccarrell looking at percy jackson and licherally saying “outcast in middle school? adhd ain’t enough” and then intentionally portraying him as queer is so iconic and i won’t shut up about it

[professorhayforbreath]

chris:

[ldkmmkldfs-deactivated20220707]

people keep talking about how mantis shrimps can or cannot see multiple colors but can we talk about how fucking violent they are

[ldkmmkldfs-deactivated20220707]

Like dude

What the fuck

[ldkmmkldfs-deactivated20220707]

[percy-the-dark-one]

poor percy jackson isn’t even gonna get a break once he’s dead. y'all just watch, Percy Jackson and The Mysteries of Elysium will be on bookshelves in 2087

[lleann-art]

Percy doodle

[izabesos]

the people (and by people I mean Gay People) have spoken, and today I brought you emo queen thalia grace

tomorrow? who knows. i’m having so much fun doing these!

hope you like it! one of my fave renditions, I love her character so much <3

from this same modern series: PERCY | ANNABETH | LEO

x x 

[napping-nico]

Nicocore 😐

[bluevaldezinator]

I present you:

The Valdezinator

(According to the actual descriptions provided)

[bluevaldezinator]

The description of this monstrosity of a musical instrument

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[heyimboredtalktome]

Will: Wait, WHY the fuck would you take a knife for me??

Nico: I'd do anything for you, Will

Will: I-

Nico: Except eat a mushroom. Those things are fucking nasty

[heyimboredtalktome]

Someone: What is wrong with you?

Nico:

Nico: Everything except the way I dress