tfdym there's magical girls in my area??

Name's Aspen. Pronouns are They/Them and It/Its. 23. Welcome to my personal heck :3

[saltyharmonyzombie]

I have a feeling disaster will strike

[saltyharmonyzombie]

O'Chunks with hair is so fucking cursed

[superpapermario]

please tell me you shaved him this hurts

[saltyharmonyzombie]

Nah, I kept it. There can be at least ONE version of him that has hair, as a treat

[saltyharmonyzombie]

O'Chunks with hair is so fucking cursed

[saltyharmonyzombie]

There's been an error in my bio so I've changed it :3

I'm officially a year older today and while I've (technically) celebrated my birthday twice already, I'm still happy of officlaly reaching the achievement of 23 years. I'm proud of myself and thankful to everyone who supported me.

...that means you still gotta deal with me tho >:]

[saltyharmonyzombie]

<3

[saltyharmonyzombie]

There's been an error in my bio so I've changed it :3

I'm officially a year older today and while I've (technically) celebrated my birthday twice already, I'm still happy of officlaly reaching the achievement of 23 years. I'm proud of myself and thankful to everyone who supported me.

...that means you still gotta deal with me tho >:]

[saltyharmonyzombie]

TIL there's yandere minecraft content... oh boy

[saltyharmonyzombie]

Everyone gets to watch me fall back in love with Lollipop Chainsaw again <3

[lordzekkoz]

Humanity has already peaked... we just didn't know it at the time

[saltyharmonyzombie]

THATS WHERE THIS IMAGE CAME FROM?????????????

[saltyharmonyzombie]

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME YOU CAN NOW OUTFIT MATCH WITH THE MARRIAGE CANIDATES (for the low price of 7.99 USD before tax) THEY ARE SO CUUUTTTEEEEE

[saltyharmonyzombie]

That is a weird dog

[senketsuaakochan]

[saltyharmonyzombie]

Hate when your brain makes a wholesome thing into a "here's something that'll GUARANTEE you are sobbing after a while." Like you connected the dots but now you need out of the situation YOU created.

[saltyharmonyzombie]

Hey guys check out this massive cock 🐓

[saltyharmonyzombie]

[saltyharmonyzombie]

It's fun being a picky eater when it comes to meat because I WILL not eat beef or pork unless if you make it into an unrecognizable meat or it's very specific things on my pact of things my body will allow until I reject it randomly and not eat it again for months BUT.... I really want to eat rattlesnake and froglegs again..... hopefully try crocodile at some point

[saltyharmonyzombie]

I decided to do one unhinged thing in this game yet I acted shocked with the game's outcome of my miis' decision being: the one who is most like a whore in the Dorks house is the ONLY FUCKING AROACE MII.

[saltyharmonyzombie]

This feels SO biased coming from you.

[saltyharmonyzombie]

I decided to do one unhinged thing in this game yet I acted shocked with the game's outcome of my miis' decision being: the one who is most like a whore in the Dorks house is the ONLY FUCKING AROACE MII.